18 Funny respect quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.

  Commentary:
  "When the moon is out there herding wolves, women, and waves, you know it's under a lot of pressure! 🌕🐺🌊👩‍🦰"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I’m awake and working. Please respect my privacy during these trying and emotional times.

  Commentary:
  "Awake and pretending to be productive. My bed is filing a missing person report. 🛌😂📋"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: If I ever say “with all due respect”, please understand that there is none.

  Commentary:
  😂 "With all due respect, that's just code for 'I'm about to roast you nicely!' 🔥🤭"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Men love to show you a YouTube video. It is a sign of deep respect in their culture.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the sacred act of sharing a YouTube video – a true display of honor and reverence in the male species. 📺💁‍♂️ It's as if they are saying, "Let me enlighten you with this finest of internet gems, behold my digital offering!" 🌟😄 So, next time a guy wants to show you a YouTube video, just remember, it's their way of showing you the deepest form of respect known to mankind! 🤣

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Gonna start using “with all dude respect”.

  Commentary:
  "Adding 'with all dude respect' instantly transforms even the most questionable statement into a polite bro-ffirmation 🤙🕶️ Just like that, you can maintain your chill vibes while sprinkling a hint of sarcasm into the mix 😏🤣 #BroEtiquette101"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds.

  Commentary:
  "Nature: where dinosaurs go to reinvent themselves with a feathered makeover 🦕➡️🦖➡️🐦 Who knew evolution had a flair for fashion? 🌿 #NatureTransformations #DinosaursAreBirds"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If you call me from a private number, I’ll respect your privacy and won’t answer.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the mysterious private number caller – the real MVP of avoiding conversations! 🕵️‍♂️😂 Let's give a round of applause to the art of dodging phone calls with a touch of sass. #RespectYourPrivacyButAlsoMyPeace ✌️📵"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Respect people who wear glasses because they paid money to see you.

  Commentary:
  "Respect people who wear glasses because they've invested in a front-row ticket to the show that is your life! 🤓💸 Give 'em a standing ovation for their dedication to seeing things clearly (including your questionable fashion choices)!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hungry me has no respect for bathroom scale me.

  Commentary:
  "Hungry me: 'Who cares about the bathroom scale? Food is life! 🍔🍰' Bathroom scale me: 'I thought we had a deal!' 🤨⚖️ #FoodVersusWeight #HungryBrainWins"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I respect the moon’s unwillingness to be photographed on a phone.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the moon, so elusive and camera-shy 🌛📱 It's like the original influencer, demanding only the best lighting and angles for its close-up! Just imagine the moon saying, "If it's not taken with a telescope, then I'm not interested" 😄 #MoonMood #PhoneCameraFail

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