13 Funny respect quotes

Respect people who wear glasses because they paid money to see you.

Respect people who wear glasses because they paid money to see you.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Hungry me has no respect for bathroom scale me.

Hungry me has no respect for bathroom scale me.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone.

I respect the moon’s unwillingness to be photographed on a phone.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

After having a week off, my boss returns to work today. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

After having a week off, my boss returns to work today. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

If someone ghosts you, respect the dead and never disturb them again.

If someone ghosts you, respect the dead and never disturb them again.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I respect perfume commercials being like we can’t show you a smell mind if we just go insane for 30 seconds.

I respect perfume commercials being like we can’t show you a smell mind if we just go insane for 30 seconds.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

There’s no one I respect more than duck hunters. You spent $15,000 on a camouflage boat to outsmart a duck.

There’s no one I respect more than duck hunters. You spent $15,000 on a camouflage boat to outsmart a duck.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Folks, please have more respect for people with glasses. Because they pay money to see you.

Folks, please have more respect for people with glasses. Because they pay money to see you.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I appreciate the sun for always moving in the sky in a predictable way but I also respect the moon for just kind of doing whatever.

I appreciate the sun for always moving in the sky in a predictable way but I also respect the moon for just kind of doing whatever.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

How do I tell someone respectfully to die in a fire?

How do I tell someone respectfully to die in a fire?

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025