Funny quotes respect

14 Funny respect quotes

Gonna start using “with all dude respect”.

5 days ago

No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds.

4 weeks ago

If you call me from a private number, I’ll respect your privacy and won’t answer.

4 weeks ago

Respect people who wear glasses because they paid money to see you.

3 months ago

Hungry me has no respect for bathroom scale me.

3 months ago

I respect the moon’s unwillingness to be photographed on a phone.

3 months ago

After having a week off, my boss returns to work today. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

3 months ago

If someone ghosts you, respect the dead and never disturb them again.

3 months ago

I respect perfume commercials being like we can’t show you a smell mind if we just go insane for 30 seconds.

3 months ago

There’s no one I respect more than duck hunters. You spent $15,000 on a camouflage boat to outsmart a duck.

3 months ago

Folks, please have more respect for people with glasses. Because they pay money to see you.

3 months ago

I appreciate the sun for always moving in the sky in a predictable way but I also respect the moon for just kind of doing whatever.

3 months ago

How do I tell someone respectfully to die in a fire?

3 months ago

How do you react when you see someone you respect on an e-scooter?

3 months ago