141 Funny room quotes

• It’s the perfect time of year to focus on my indoor hobbies, like lying down in a dark room and feeling insane.

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  1 month ago

  dark, dark room, feeling, feeling insane, focus, health, hobby, humor, indoor, indoor hobby, insane, lying, lying down, mental, mental health, perfect, perfect time, relaxation, room, self-care, time, year

• Paid my rent and slept in every room of my house this week, kitchen and laundry room next.

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  1 month ago

  every, home, house, humor, kitchen, laundry, laundry room, laziness, next, paid, plan, procrastination, rent, room, sleep, week, weekend, weekend plan

• My toddler asked if we could go to the zoo today, and I said, “I can’t see that happening.” Then she literally left the room and came back with my glasses.

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  2 months ago

  asked, back, came, funny moment, glasses, happening, humor, i, joke, left, literally, misunderstanding, moment, parenting, room, said, today, toddler, zoo

• Shout out to the people getting $400 hotel rooms on Feb 14th to do the same two positions they do at home.

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  2 months ago

  14th, couple, day, expensive, getting, home, hotel, hotel room, humor, people, position, positions, relationship, room, rooms, same, sex, sex position, shout, travel, valentine’s, Valentine’s Day

• Sometimes I clean my room so dramatically, it feels like I’m erasing evidence.

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  2 months ago

  clean, cleaning, drama, evidence, feels, humor, i, room, sometimes

• The worst person to share a room with is someone who puts on 10 alarms 2 mins apart each, and wakes up at none.

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  2 months ago

  2, alarm, annoyance, apart, morning, none, person, room, roommate, share, sleep, someone, wake, wake up, worst

• I don’t need to learn something new, I need to remember something old, like why did I come into this room?

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  2 months ago

  brain, confusion, everyday, everyday life, forgetfulness, habit, humor, i, joke, learn, life, memory, need, new, old, old habit, remember, room, something, why

• Sitting in a room with my husband and kids… Suddenly I realize everyone here has been in my vagina. Wow.

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  2 months ago

  childbirth, everyone, family, funny realization, here, humor, husband, i, kid, kids, pregnancy, realization, realize, room, sitting

• Welcome to Elephant in the Room club, no one talks about it.

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  2 months ago

  awkwardness, club, conversation, elephant, elephant in the room, humor, irony, joke, room, silence, social, social awkwardness, welcome

• Me: This is a hard escape room. Manager: You’re at work.

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  2 months ago

  escape, escape room, frustration, hard, humor, joke, manager, me, office, office humor, room, work, workplace

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