146 Funny room quotes

• I thought I liked seeing movies, but it turns out I like eating candy in a dark room where it’s illegal to talk to me.

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  candy, dark, dark room, eating, humor, i, illegal, irony, liked, me, movie, movie theater, room, seeing, silence, snack, talk, theater, thought, where

• If I were to “picture everybody in the room naked,” I would be stunned and in awe of the beauty and diversity of the human form before me. But thanks for the advice.

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  advice, awe, beauty, before, diversity, form, human, human form, humor, i, me, naked, picture, room, thanks

• Carrying my phone from room to room like a Victorian woman and her lantern.

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  analogy, carrying, daily, daily life, habit, humor, lantern, life, modern, modern habit, phone, room, technology, Victorian, Victorian woman, woman

• Behold the majestic elephant in its natural habitat, the room.

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  animal, awkward, awkward situation, elephant, funny observation, humor, joke, metaphor, natural, observation, room, situation

• Anyone still shut off lights when leaving a room because their parents used to say, “Don’t waste electricity!”

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  anyone, childhood, electricity, habit, leaving, light, lights, nostalgia, parent, parents, reminder, room, say, shut, still, used, waste

• It’s the perfect time of year to focus on my indoor hobbies, like lying down in a dark room and feeling insane.

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  dark, dark room, feeling, feeling insane, focus, health, hobby, humor, indoor, indoor hobby, insane, lying, lying down, mental, mental health, perfect, perfect time, relaxation, room, self-care, time, year

• Paid my rent and slept in every room of my house this week, kitchen and laundry room next.

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  every, home, house, humor, kitchen, laundry, laundry room, laziness, next, paid, plan, procrastination, rent, room, sleep, week, weekend, weekend plan

• My toddler asked if we could go to the zoo today, and I said, “I can’t see that happening.” Then she literally left the room and came back with my glasses.

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  asked, back, came, funny moment, glasses, happening, humor, i, joke, left, literally, misunderstanding, moment, parenting, room, said, today, toddler, zoo

• Shout out to the people getting $400 hotel rooms on Feb 14th to do the same two positions they do at home.

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  14th, couple, day, expensive, getting, home, hotel, hotel room, humor, people, position, positions, relationship, room, rooms, same, sex, sex position, shout, travel, valentine’s, Valentine’s Day

• Sometimes I clean my room so dramatically, it feels like I’m erasing evidence.

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  clean, cleaning, drama, evidence, feels, humor, i, room, sometimes

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