346 Funny say quotes

• People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act.

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  act, care, humor, i, indifference, people, personality, sarcasm, say

• Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone?

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  communication, humor, insult, nice, sarcasm, sarcastic, say, someone, something, tone, wit

• To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me.

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  deserve, honesty, humor, hurt, i, just, me, playing, relationships, sarcasm, say, stop, year

• Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.

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  bathroom, every, going, humor, i, Jim, John, morning, pun, say, start, wordplay

• I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.

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  always, communication, honesty, humor, i, intention, loud, mean, out loud, say

• Married life: Telling your partner the same sentence 7 days in a row, only for him to say, “You definitely never told me that!”

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  communication, days, definitely, humor, life, married, married life, me, misunderstanding, never, only, partner, relationship, repetition, row, same, say, sentence, telling, told

• The female rage of having so much to say but refusing to say it, cause their emotional intelligence is too low for them to comprehend it.

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  cause, communication, emotion, emotional, emotional intelligence, female, female rage, frustration, having, humor, intelligence, low, much, rage, sarcasm, say, too

• Why do we say ‘slept like a baby’? Babies wake up every two hours crying. I want to sleep like my cat—14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.

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  animal, animal behavior, baby, behavior, cat, crying, every, hours, humor, i, nap, regret, regrets, responsibility, say, sleep, tiredness, wake, want, why, zero

• The feminine urge to say “ouch” when I bump into things that doesn’t even hurt.

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  behavior, bump, even, female, female behavior, feminine, feminine urge, humor, hurt, i, ouch, pain, reaction, say, things, urge

• Do you say “Excuse me” to your pet when you walk by them, or are you rude?

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  excuse, excuse me, humor, manners, me, owner, pet, pet owner, politeness, rude, say, walk, walking, walking by

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