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Looks like your imaginary friend ghosted you in the most imaginary way possible! 👻📝 Time to find a new pal who will stick with you through thick and thin (or thin air)! 😂
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- I love saying “You’re welcome!” really loudly when someone hasn’t thanked me.
- Growing old is a process of saying “it’s probably nothing,” with increasing frequency and increasingly being wrong.
- Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying “you’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.”
- Can I be speaker? I’m pretty good at saying a lot without saying anything at all.
- I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.
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"Yep, dogs are the ultimate loyal companions. They'll never leave you on 'paws' 🐾 or let you 'fetch' a disappointed text 📱. No ghosting here, just tails wagging! 🐶👻" -
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That awkward moment when you turn on your "I'm listening" face after the fifth time, but your brain is still on a tropical vacation 🏝️🤔 alas, lost in translation! -
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"Ah, the ol' drink thief strategy – bold move, my friend! 🍸😏 Just ensuring the drink is 'safe', huh? Definitely a unique approach to socializing! 🤣 #SmoothOperator" -
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Ah, the timeless parent trickery of the "in a minute" promise – code for "let's hope they get distracted and I can avoid this task altogether!" 🕒🧒🏼👧🏻 Parenting 101: When in doubt, distract and evade! 😉🤷🏻♂️ #ParentingStruggles #MasterOfDistraction -
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Sounds like someone found the most polite way to skip a social event! 💁♂️✉️ It's like saying, "Sorry I couldn't make it, but I'm totally on board with the whole funeral thing!" 😄 #SendingGoodVibesFromADistance
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- HR has told me to stop saying ‘How stupid can you be?’ to members of staff. They’re worried it’s being taken as a challenge.
- Welcome to your 40s, you now don’t understand a single word anyone under 25 is saying.
- All I’m saying is that big burgers should be wider not taller.
- Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot.
- All I’m saying is, there are too many songs about love and not enough songs about evenly layered nachos.
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