19 Funny scene quotes

• Toilets are not a crime scene, traces may be removed!

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  3 weeks ago

  bathroom, cleanliness, crime, crime scene, humor, joke, scene, toilet, toilets, traces

• A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

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  3 weeks ago

  accidentally, action, action comedy, assembly, bedroom, bedroom set, chan, comedy, complete, end, fight, fight scene, furniture, humor, IKEA, jackie, Jackie Chan, Malm, pieces, scene, set, warehouse, where

• I don’t know how to mop my kitchen floor without pretending l’m cleaning up a gruesome crime scene.

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  3 weeks ago

  activity, cleaning, crime, crime scene, floor, humor, i, kitchen, know, mop, pretending, scene

• Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving.

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  3 weeks ago

  again, crime, crime scene, crowd, dark, dark humor, exit, humor, interaction, irony, leaving, mystery, scene, social, social interaction, unexpected, walking, whisper

• I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.

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  3 weeks ago

  action, action scene, always, comedy, dialog, flashbacks, frustration, mixed, mixing, movie, movie volume, neighbor, never, scene, sound, sound mixing, understand, understanding, volume, war, war flashbacks

• They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.

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  3 weeks ago

  big, comedy, end, entertainment, film, humor, movie, put, scene, sex, sex scene, show, suggestion, super, supercut, theater, year, year-end

• Breakfast in bed: where your cozy blanket turns into a crumby crime scene.

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  3 weeks ago

  accident, bed, blanket, breakfast, cozy, crime, crumb, food, humor, mess, morning, scene, snack, where

• Might lay here until someone draws my chalk outline.

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  3 weeks ago

  chalk, chalk outline, crime, crime scene, here, humor, joke, lay, laziness, outline, resting, sarcasm, scene, someone, waiting

• Growing up means choosing cozy couch moments over crowded club scenes. Cheers to adulting!

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  3 weeks ago

  adulting, cheers, choice, club, club scene, couch, cozy, cozy couch, crowded, growing, growing up, means, moments, nightlife, over, relaxation, scene

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