23 Funny seasonal quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I love how spring sprung and then disappeared again.

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

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  4 months ago

  Share →: They should invent a January that doesn’t drain your will to live.

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Putting away the Christmas tree. Sad day for cats.

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  4 months ago

  Share →: In honor of the winter solstice, I also will be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Can’t wait to put up holiday lights so life can be equally crappy but festively so.

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  4 months ago

  Share →: November is for turtlenecks and depression.

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Halloween is over and most people just keep on being creepy.

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Halloween pumpkins look even scarier if you just use the ones from last year.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: In honor of the fall equinox, I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

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