38 Funny seasonal quotes

• It’s funny how everyone who was all about Christmas a week ago is suddenly into New Year’s now.

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  4 weeks ago

  ago, celebration, change, Christmas, everyone, Funny, holiday, humor, new, new year, seasonal, seasonal change, timing, tradition, week, year

• This December is not Decembering like the other Decembers Decembered.

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  4 weeks ago

  December, holiday, humor, month, repetition, seasonal, time, wordplay

• It’s almost time to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas anxiety.

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  4 weeks ago

  almost, anxiety, Christmas, everyday, fancy, holiday, humor, seasonal, seasonal anxiety, stress, switch, time

• “But it’s summer,” is going to be my excuse for everything from now until the end of September.

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  4 weeks ago

  carefree, end, everything, excuse, going, heat, humor, joke, procrastination, season, seasonal, summer

• Someone asked me if I had plans for the fall. It took me a moment to realize they meant “Autumn,” not the collapse of civilization.

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  4 weeks ago

  asked, autumn, civilization, collapse, fall, humor, i, me, meant, misunderstanding, moment, plans, realize, sarcasm, seasonal, someone

• I love how spring sprung and then disappeared again.

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  4 weeks ago

  again, change, disappearance, disappeared, humor, i, irony, love, nature, seasonal, spring, weather

• Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

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  1 month ago

  change, drinking, dry, Dry January, February, fun, humor, January, month, play, play on words, seasonal, seasonal change, sopping, Sopping Wet February, wet, words

• They should invent a January that doesn’t drain your will to live.

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  1 month ago

  blues, humor, invention, January, live, motivation, seasonal, seasonal blues, should, winter

• Putting away the Christmas tree. Sad day for cats.

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  1 month ago

  away, cat, cats, change, Christmas, day, decorations, holiday, humor, pet, pet humor, putting, sad, sad day, seasonal, seasonal change, tree

• In honor of the winter solstice, I also will be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

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  1 month ago

  celebration, cold, darkness, distant, filled, honor, humor, i, irony, seasonal, solstice, winter, winter solstice

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