307 Funny self-deprecation quotes

• The fact that I have more clothes to sleep in than I do to go out in says a lot about who I am as a person.

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• Every day, I’m gaslit into oblivion by beautiful women, and then I go to sleep.

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• “Got milk?” Buddy, I don’t even have self-esteem.

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• No, thanks—social drama. Puberty sucked enough the first time around.

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• The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.

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• I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

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• This body is a temple; I suicide bomb every day.

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• When I die, I hope I’m remembered for my ability to take any bad situation and make it worse.

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• I hate when people tell me I need to “get out of my comfort zone,” like I don’t even have a comfort zone; I am literally always uncomfortable.

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• Wow, pretty rude for people to exist who are younger and hotter than me, but OK.

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