Funny Shopping Quotes That Will Have You Cracking Up in Aisle 3! 🛍️😂

One of my favorite parts of grocery shopping is when somebody else does it for me.

3 months ago2 months ago

Wine shopping is 10% grape variety and 90% “ooohh, this one has a pretty label.”

3 months ago2 months ago

Why are people always so scared of self-checkouts when shopping? It’s much quicker and you always get something for free.

3 months ago2 months ago

Grocery shopping before Christmas is a nightmare. My milk expired while I was waiting in line.

3 months ago2 months ago

If you’re out shopping today, be nice to retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited until Marys waters broke before you started your shopping.

3 months ago2 months ago

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but there’s only 365 shopping days left until Christmas.

3 months ago2 months ago

I like to describe the difference between theory and practice with shopping lists and receipts.

3 months ago2 months ago

Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

3 months ago2 months ago

I’m always happy when I come home from shopping and the note on the table reminds me of what I wanted to buy.

3 months ago2 months ago

I hate it when some random company refers to me as their “customer.” I’m like, look, we had one night of drunken shopping, we are not in a relationship.

3 months ago2 months ago

You ever notice how when you get home from food shopping, the kids turn into airport security?

4 months ago2 months ago

Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?

5 months ago2 months ago

Is it just me or does everything cost like we’re shopping in an airport now?

5 months ago2 months ago

A woman’s G-spot can be found at the end of the word shopping.

6 months ago2 months ago

How come it’s called “thrift store shopping” instead of Goodwill hunting?

May 20, 20242 months ago

Am I the only person who would rather almost fall over carrying the shopping than walk a second time?

May 6, 2024May 6, 2024

Home is where you’ve left the shopping list.

Oct 19, 2023Oct 19, 2023

I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need.

Oct 5, 2023Oct 5, 2023

That awkward moment when you try something on in a shop but you don’t know if you can get it off again.

Sep 28, 2023Sep 28, 2023

I don’t want to party like it’s 1999, I want to go grocery shopping like it is.

Sep 28, 2023Sep 28, 2023

This is my emotional support online shopping cart.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023

When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023

The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023

Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I’m like… I went shopping.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 25, 2023