235 Funny shopping quotes

• It’s important to follow your significant other around the grocery store, not helping, and only hovering like the specter of death.

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  2 hours ago

  around, death, follow, following, grocery, grocery store, helping, hovering, humor, important, only, relationship, shopping, significant, significant other, specter, specter of death, stalking, store

• I buy candles like I’m preparing for a Victorian blackout.

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  3 hours ago

  blackout, buy, candle, candles, exaggeration, humor, i, preparation, shopping, Victorian

• Bought some coconut shampoo, but when I got home, I realised I didn’t have a coconut.

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  4 hours ago

  care, coconut, got, hair, hair care, home, humor, i, mistake, misunderstanding, shampoo, shopping

• They should invent a grocery store that’s just for me and no one else.

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  6 hours ago

  else, grocery, grocery store, humor, invent, invention, just, me, personal, personal space, shopping, should, solitude, space, store

• The thing I bought on Etsy in 2017 has shipped.

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  6 hours ago

  2017, delayed, delayed delivery, delivery, Etsy, humor, i, online, online shopping, patience, purchase, shipping, shopping, thing

• I become the most financially irresponsible person in the world the second I step into a Japanese stationary store.

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  8 hours ago

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• Men absolutely love buying the same shirt in four almost identical colors and saying, ‘Yep, that’ll do me for the next three years.’

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  9 hours ago

  absolutely, almost, buying, color, colors, fashion, four, humor, identical, love, me, men, next, repetition, same, saying, shirt, shopping, stereotype, three

• I hate being at the age where you feel obligated to buy your whole family gifts for Christmas, but also the age where your bank account doesn’t feel obligated to support that.

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  10 hours ago

  account, adulting, age, bank, bank account, being, buy, Christmas, family, family gift, feel, finance, gift, gifts, hate, holiday, holiday shopping, humor, i, money, obligation, shopping, support, where, whole

• I remember when Britain used to be so rich, you’d be embarrassed to go into a Lidl or Aldi.

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  11 hours ago

  Aldi, Britain, economy, embarrassed, humor, i, Lidl, nostalgia, remember, rich, shopping, supermarket, used

• Oh, Amazon, no. Please do not tell me how many packages I had delivered this year; that is none of my business.

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  11 hours ago

  Amazon, business, consumer, delivery, humor, i, me, none, oh, online, online shopping, package, please, self-awareness, shopping, tell, tracking, year

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