40 Funny shut quotes

• Really miss the drama of being able to angrily shut a flip phone.

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  17 hours ago

  able, anger, being, drama, flip, flip phone, frustration, humor, miss, nostalgia, phone, shut

• I don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to choose to be nocturnal. The angry hot sky ball is gone, my internet is fast, everyone finally shut up, what’s not to like.

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  19 hours ago

  acceptable, angry, ball, choose, everyone, fast, fast internet, gone, hot, humor, i, internet, night, nocturnal, norms, quiet, shut, silence, sky, social, social norms, socially, sun, understand, why

• I hate texting someone something freaky at night, and they reply in the morning like it’s still the vibe. Shut up. The sun’s out. I’m pure again.

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  1 month ago

  again, communication, freaky, hate, humor, i, mood, mood shift, morning, night, pure, purity, reply, shift, shut, someone, something, still, sun, texting, vibe

• Sometimes I’ll do a random act of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

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  2 months ago

  act, example, humor, keeping, kindness, mouth, random, random act, self-control, shut, silence, sometimes

• Anyone still shut off lights when leaving a room because their parents used to say, “Don’t waste electricity!”

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  2 months ago

  anyone, childhood, electricity, habit, leaving, light, lights, nostalgia, parent, parents, reminder, room, say, shut, still, used, waste

• Why does everyone force introverts to leave their comfort zone, but no one forces extroverts to shut up for a while?

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  2 months ago

  comfort, comfort zone, communication, everyone, extrovert, force, humor, interaction, introvert, leave, personality, shut, silence, social, social interaction, while, why, zone

• I know it’s bad, and you’ve got to shut it down right away, but is there anything more hilarious than a swearing toddler?

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  2 months ago

  anything, away, bad, bad behavior, behavior, child, child behavior, got, hilarious, humor, i, know, parenting, right, shut, swear, swear word, swearing, swearing toddler, toddler, word

• Parent hack: Shut your child’s bedroom door to make your house cleaner.

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  2 months ago

  bedroom, child, cleaner, cleanliness, door, hack, house, humor, parent, parenting, shut

• I’m so jealous of people who know how to shut up. I shut up, and subtitles come out my face.

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  2 months ago

  expression, face, humor, i, jealous, jealousy, know, people, shut, silence, subtitles, talking

• I love when my Uber driver and I both shut the hell up for a full ride.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, awkward moment, both, conversation, driver, full, hell, humor, i, love, moment, passenger, quiet, ride, shut, silence, transportation, Uber

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