29 Funny shut quotes

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  6 days ago

  Share →: Sometimes I do random acts of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

  Commentary:
  Silence: the greatest gift, and it's budget-friendly too! 😂🤐✨

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I can keep my mouth shut, but you can read the subtitles on my face.

  Commentary:
  When your face leaks spoilers even before your brain hits pause 😅🤐📺

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, no, I shut it off and back on again. Why are you still here?

  Commentary:
  "Seriously, I followed the IT troubleshooting steps: nap taken, brain restarted, headache should be GONE! 😆🤯 #NapFails"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Dear Stomach, you’re bored, not hungry. So shut up.

  Commentary:
  "Dear Stomach, do you always have to make so much noise when you're just feeling bored? Maybe try a hobby like knitting or solving Sudoku puzzles instead of rumbling all the time. 🧶🤔 #BoredNotHungry"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I feel a deep connection to librarians because I also love telling people to shut up.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, a kindred spirit indeed! Not everyone has the finesse to appreciate the art of shushing like a librarian. It's a rare talent, like a quiet symphony conductor orchestrating silence in the most eloquent way possible. So, let us all take a moment of hushed reverence for these masters of the 'shh'."

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  4 months ago

  Share →: You should introduce your upper lip to your bottom lip sometime and shut up.

  Commentary:
  👄💬 How about a meet and greet for those chatty lips? 😂 Maybe they'll hit it off and decide to have a silent relationship! 🤐 #ZipItLips

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Noise-canceling headphones aren’t enough, I need everyone to shut up.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs noise-canceling headphones when you can have a 'people-canceling' button instead? 🤫🎧 Just imagine the peace and quiet… Ahh, bliss! 😂 #QuietPlease"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Shut up brain, I wasn’t even talking to me.

  Commentary:
  "Classic case of brain, always butting in uninvited! 🧠🤐 Just a friendly reminder to mind your own neurons, buddy 😂 #InnerMonologueIssues"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Saying “shut up” before skipping the YouTube ad is literally necessary.

  Commentary:
  "Politely inviting the ad to zip it before making a swift exit 😆🔇 Who knew manners could be so crucial in the online world of skip-able content?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A real smartphone would know when to shut up.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine a smartphone that not only texts and takes selfies but also has impeccable social cues 😂📱 Seems like the perfect companion for those awkward moments when you just need some peace and quiet!"

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