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Why is judge the only job where you can bang a little hammer to make people shut up? I’ve needed that in literally every job I’ve had.
People tell introverts to talk more and get out of their comfort zone, but no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable.
You should introduce your upper lip to your bottom lip sometime and shut up.
Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.
Dear Stomach, you’re bored, not hungry. So shut up.

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5 days ago
Share →: It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, no, I shut it off and back on again. Why are you still here?

Commentary:
"Seriously, I followed the IT troubleshooting steps: nap taken, brain restarted, headache should be GONE! 😆🤯 #NapFails"
3 months ago
Share →: Dear Stomach, you’re bored, not hungry. So shut up.

Commentary:
"Dear Stomach, do you always have to make so much noise when you're just feeling bored? Maybe try a hobby like knitting or solving Sudoku puzzles instead of rumbling all the time. 🧶🤔 #BoredNotHungry"
3 months ago
Share →: I feel a deep connection to librarians because I also love telling people to shut up.

Commentary:
"Ah, a kindred spirit indeed! Not everyone has the finesse to appreciate the art of shushing like a librarian. It's a rare talent, like a quiet symphony conductor orchestrating silence in the most eloquent way possible. So, let us all take a moment of hushed reverence for these masters of the 'shh'."
4 months ago
Share →: You should introduce your upper lip to your bottom lip sometime and shut up.

Commentary:
👄💬 How about a meet and greet for those chatty lips? 😂 Maybe they'll hit it off and decide to have a silent relationship! 🤐 #ZipItLips
4 months ago
Share →: Noise-canceling headphones aren’t enough, I need everyone to shut up.

Commentary:
"Who needs noise-canceling headphones when you can have a 'people-canceling' button instead? 🤫🎧 Just imagine the peace and quiet… Ahh, bliss! 😂 #QuietPlease"
4 months ago
Share →: Shut up brain, I wasn’t even talking to me.

Commentary:
"Classic case of brain, always butting in uninvited! 🧠🤐 Just a friendly reminder to mind your own neurons, buddy 😂 #InnerMonologueIssues"
5 months ago
Share →: Saying “shut up” before skipping the YouTube ad is literally necessary.

Commentary:
"Politely inviting the ad to zip it before making a swift exit 😆🔇 Who knew manners could be so crucial in the online world of skip-able content?"
5 months ago
Share →: A real smartphone would know when to shut up.

Commentary:
"Imagine a smartphone that not only texts and takes selfies but also has impeccable social cues 😂📱 Seems like the perfect companion for those awkward moments when you just need some peace and quiet!"
5 months ago
Share →: Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

Commentary:
"Everyone you know is fighting battles you don't know about, except for my neighbor who treats his battles like a live broadcast 📢🤦‍♂️. Seriously, his struggles have more airtime than an episode of a reality TV show! 😂 #NeighborDrama"
5 months ago
Share →: When a door closes in life, sometimes it’s better to grab a hammer and nails and make sure the damn thing stays shut.

Commentary:
"Who needs doors anyway? 🚪🔨 Once it's shut, it's shut for good! Time to channel your inner handyman and show that door who's boss! 💪😂"