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Funny shut quotes 🀣 are the perfect antidote to a dull day, offering a cheeky twist on classic expressions! πŸŽ‰ Whether you’re aiming to lighten the mood or just need a good laugh πŸ˜‚, these witty phrases have got your back. They blend humor with a touch of sass, making them ideal for sharing with friends or spicing up your social media posts. So, buckle up and let the giggles begin! πŸŽˆπŸ˜„

Really miss the drama of being able to angrily shut a flip phone.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to choose to be nocturnal. The angry hot sky ball is gone, my internet is fast, everyone finally shut up, what’s not to like.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I know it’s bad, and you’ve got to shut it down right away, but is there anything more hilarious than a swearing toddler?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Parent hack: Shut your child’s bedroom door to make your house cleaner.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m so jealous of people who know how to shut up. I shut up, and subtitles come out my face.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I love when my Uber driver and I both shut the hell up for a full ride.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Sometimes my greatest accomplishment is keeping my mouth shut.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Sometimes I do random acts of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I can keep my mouth shut, but you can read the subtitles on my face.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, no, I shut it off and back on again. Why are you still here?

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Dear Stomach, you’re bored, not hungry. So shut up.

Posted onMar 18, 2025

I feel a deep connection to librarians because I also love telling people to shut up.

Posted onMar 17, 2025

You should introduce your upper lip to your bottom lip sometime and shut up.

Posted onMar 8, 2025Mar 8, 2025

Noise-canceling headphones aren’t enough, I need everyone to shut up.

Posted onFeb 28, 2025Feb 28, 2025

Shut up brain, I wasn’t even talking to me.

Posted onFeb 13, 2025Feb 13, 2025

Saying β€œshut up” before skipping the YouTube ad is literally necessary.

Posted onFeb 4, 2025Feb 4, 2025

A real smartphone would know when to shut up.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

When a door closes in life, sometimes it’s better to grab a hammer and nails and make sure the damn thing stays shut.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

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