55 Funny sleeping quotes

• Why is sleeping at night so hard, but sleeping in the morning is like drifting away on a soft, fluffy cloud while Adele sings you a lullaby?

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  13 hours ago

  Adele, away, cloud, drifting, fluffy, hard, lullaby, morning, night, sleeping, soft, while, why

• They should invent a type of sleeping where you wake up feeling rested.

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  15 hours ago

  feeling, feeling rested, humor, invent, invention, rest, rested, should, sleep, sleeping, tired, type, wake, wake up, where

• My cat’s in a bad mood, despite eating and sleeping all day.

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  15 hours ago

  bad, behavior, cat, cats, day, eating, funny observation, mood, observation, pet, pet behavior, sleeping

• The older I get, the more I respect Sleeping Beauty. She took one look at the world and said, “Nah.”

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  22 hours ago

  beauty, i, older, respect, said, sleeping, Sleeping Beauty, world

• The amount of sleeping I’ve done over the past few days has been phenomenal. I genuinely love doing absolutely nothing.

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  3 weeks ago

  absolutely, amount, days, doing, doing nothing, done, i, laziness, love, nothing, over, past, relaxation, rest, sleeping

• Imagine not sleeping with plushies. You guys are gonna get eaten by monsters.

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  3 weeks ago

  bedtime, comfort, eaten, guys, humor, imagination, imagine, monster, monsters, plushie, sleep, sleeping

• “You’re always sleeping!” God forbid a girl wants to be unconscious.

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  3 weeks ago

  always, complaint, forbid, girl, God, humor, sleep, sleeping, unconscious, wants

• There should be bloopers at the end of horror films to relax the viewer before sleeping.

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  1 month ago

  before, bloopers, credits, end, end credits, film, films, horror, horror film, movie, relax, should, sleep, sleeping, viewer

• I love how “sleeping in” used to mean noon, and now it means 8:30 a.m.

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  2 months ago

  am, change, humor, i, lifestyle, love, mean, means, morning, noon, routine, sleep, sleeping, sleeping in, time, used

• It’s not sleeping alone if there are crumbs in your bed.

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  2 months ago

  alone, bed, bedtime, crumb, crumbs, humor, joke, loneliness, sleeping, sleeping alone, snack

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