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Please donโ€™t match my crazy. One of us has to be rational here, and itโ€™s definitely not going to be me.

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Breaking News: Local woman stuns in new unnecessary online purchase.

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Does everyone have that one colleague at work who puts you in a bad mood just by looking at them?

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My favorite childhood memory is having energy.

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My kids think Iโ€™m going to miss them when they leave for college, but Iโ€™ll be busy drinking my coffee while itโ€™s still hot.

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I just saw someone on TikTok say that the reason the world didnโ€™t end in 2012 is because Psy turned the Honmoon gold with Gangnam Style.

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Women know the exact weight of their children and their age in days. Men just know that little people live with them.

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I won’t be accepting any parcels for the neighbors in December this year. Last year it was all junk.

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I love when people say “be yourself,” like I haven’t already been doing that and scaring everyone off.

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If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: Itโ€™s a rare occurrence, so youโ€™re special.

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I donโ€™t care if itโ€™s clichรฉ, I will always enjoy a ‘small town but something messed up is happening’ story.

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If a man says “I don’t deserve you,” believe him. Because he is about to show you why.

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Twitter is basically like a mental institution where everyone thinks theyโ€™re the sane one, and everybody else is crazy.

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Careful, “friend”. One more word about Shakira and you might find out just how fast I can draw this blade.

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Drinking a beer alone with terrible posture.

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Googling phone numbers you don’t recognize instead of actually answering the phone.

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That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.

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I used to have this mental illness, where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind.

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I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

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As a kid, I used to watch The Wizard of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didn’t have a brain. Then I got social media.

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