Funny quotes sleeping

30 Funny sleeping quotes

It’s kinda weird that in order to go to sleep you have to pretend like you are already sleeping.

2 weeks ago

If Dracula had a cat, she’d be the one sleeping in the coffin.

3 weeks ago

Save tons of money on a weighted blanket by sleeping under the mattress.

1 month ago

I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.

1 month ago

David Attenborough narrating my life: “He’s still sleeping.”

2 months ago

Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.

3 months ago

Sleeping nakey nakey nakey just in case Santa wants a different type of cookie tonight.

3 months ago

My phone went from fully charged to 10% while I was sleeping, so I guess it leads a more exciting nightlife than I do.

3 months ago

Sleeping in in winter is really great, you still have about an hour of daylight left before it gets dark again.

3 months ago

Before sleeping, most people will imagine stuff they want to happen. Like sleeping.

3 months ago

Sleeping in is the most efficient way to find out which morning rituals you can actually do without.

3 months ago

I love sleeping in fishnets. Makes you feel like a big honey roast ham.

3 months ago

Nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping.

3 months ago

Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time.

3 months ago

I’m not well rested. Sleeping Beauty was well rested.

3 months ago

Ever woken up, kissed the person sleeping next to you and felt glad to be alive? I just did, so I won’t be catching this train again.

3 months ago

I prefer the Easter Bunny, for starters, he’s not making a list and checking it twice, and more importantly, he’s not watching me when I’m sleeping.

3 months ago

True luxury is sleeping until you wake up by yourself.

3 months ago

Anyone who doesn’t like me snoring, doesn’t deserve me moaning either.

3 months ago

I don’t carry my wallet to work because I’m afraid someone will steal it while I’m sleeping.

3 months ago

Welcome to your 40s: you get tired from sleeping now.

3 months ago

Having no one to talk would get you a good sleeping schedule.

3 months ago

Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance.

3 months ago

If my dog knew how many photos I have of him sleeping, he’d file a restraining order against me.

3 months ago

I love sleeping so much that it is the first thing I think about when I wake up.

3 months ago

I tiptoe near my medicine cabinet because I don’t want to wake my sleeping pills.

3 months ago

My hobbies include sleeping and feeling like I’ve never slept.

3 months ago

My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep.

3 months ago

My sleeping pattern isn’t even a pattern anymore. It’s a lifestyle.

3 months ago

Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake, so its a win-win situation.

3 months ago