53 Funny sleeping quotes

• “You’re always sleeping!” God forbid a girl wants to be unconscious.

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  19 hours ago

  always, complaint, forbid, girl, God, humor, sleep, sleeping, unconscious, wants

• There should be bloopers at the end of horror films to relax the viewer before sleeping.

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  2 weeks ago

  before, bloopers, credits, end, end credits, film, films, horror, horror film, movie, relax, should, sleep, sleeping, viewer

• I love how “sleeping in” used to mean noon, and now it means 8:30 a.m.

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  1 month ago

  am, change, humor, i, lifestyle, love, mean, means, morning, noon, routine, sleep, sleeping, sleeping in, time, used

• It’s not sleeping alone if there are crumbs in your bed.

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  2 months ago

  alone, bed, bedtime, crumb, crumbs, humor, joke, loneliness, sleeping, sleeping alone, snack

• If you aren’t sleeping with me, then you’re sleeping against me.

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  2 months ago

  humor, love, me, partnership, relationship, rivalry, sleeping, wordplay

• Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the 1,000 pictures you have of them sleeping.

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  2 months ago

  animal, animal behavior, awkward, behavior, found, humor, imagine, pet, phone, picture, pictures, privacy, sleeping

• “You’re always sleeping,” God forbid a woman wants to be unconscious.

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  2 months ago

  always, gender, gender stereotype, God, humor, sarcasm, sleeping, stereotype, unconscious, wants, woman

• I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work.

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  2 months ago

  coming, commute, daily, daily life, getting, going, home, humor, life, ready, routine, sleep, sleeping, stress, thinking, work

• A burrito is just a sleeping bag for beans.

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  2 months ago

  bag, bean, beans, burrito, food, food humor, food metaphor, funny food, humor, joke, just, metaphor, mexican, Mexican food, sleeping, snack

• Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.

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  2 months ago

  cat, cats, entertainment, humor, making, media, pet, sleep, sleeping, social, social media, spend, third, video, videos, viral, viral video

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