108 Funny snack quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Have you ever “accidentally” eaten a family sized bag of chips?

  Commentary:
  "Accidentally? More like 'skillfully'! 😎🍟 #Talent"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Career? Never heard of her. I’m majoring in sunshine and snacks.

  Commentary:
  "Degrees in snackology and sunbathing 101—I'm on the honor roll! ☀️🍿😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I followed my heart. It led me to the fridge.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew my heart was a foodie? 🍕❤️🤣 #FridgeGoals"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Cheeseburgers should be free for anyone that’s in a bad mood.

  Commentary:
  "When life gets cheesy, grab a freebie! 🍔😄 #MoodBooster"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Cashews are my favorite because they’re salty and hunched over just like me.

  Commentary:
  Looks like those cashews are on a salty, hunched-over mission—just like us after a long day! 😅🥜 Maybe they’re secretly trying to motivate us to embrace our inner nutty spirit. Keep calm and keep munching! 😄🤪

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  2 months ago

  Share →: “Listen to your body!” Okay, well, my body wants to lay down and eat snacks all day.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the human struggle: trying to find a balance between listening to your body and not letting it run the show. 🤷‍♂️ Maybe if we all had snackceptional self-control, we'd be napping less and snacking more. 🛌🍪 #SnacksOnTheBrain"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: It is very hard to set aside the time to do your taxes when you are really busy doing other things like eating a snack or looking around the room.

  Commentary:
  "Who has time for taxes when there's a snack waiting to be devoured and a room begging to be observed? 🍫👀 #PrioritiesInCheck"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: The volume of my TV is 100% dependent on what I’m currently chewing on.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like this TV volume control is directly tied to the chewing rhythm! 📺🍿 #MakesTotalSense"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.

  Commentary:
  "Watermelon: the chewy, hydrating dumbbell of fruits! 🍉💪 Get your exercise in while trying to chop this bad boy open. Who needs a gym when you've got watermelon? 🤣 #FruitFit"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Currently helping my kids find the chocolate that I ate last night.

  Commentary:
  🍫 "Playing a real-life game of 'Hide and Seek' with my kids – except this time, the chocolate is the master of disguise! It's like a delicious treasure hunt in reverse…or maybe I just have exceptional snack-hiding skills! 😄 #parentingadventures"

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