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Twitter is like a psych ward with no staff.

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My son loves Monty Python. My work here is done.

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Ever looked at your ex and wondered, was I drunk the entire relationship?

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My age is news to me every single time I remember.

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Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

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I regret to inform you all that I just plan on getting hotter and weirder.

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The only thing we need to bring back is duels.

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I’ve started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. I don’t even know what it means, but I’ve had enough.

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Good morning to life’s chaos, where my coffee is the only thing that makes sense!

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When Dr. Seuss wrote, “Oh, The Places You’ll Go,” he did not consider how comfortable my couch would be.

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Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger.

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We can’t both age regress at the same time — someone’s gonna have to push me on the swingset.

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If you can’t handle me at my worst just imagine how I feel.

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I think my soulmate might be carbs.

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I threw a ball for my dog. May be a little extravagant, but he looks great in a tux.

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An introvert walked into a bar. Just kidding. The introvert stayed home.

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Parents saying “I know my child” will forever be the funniest joke.

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You don’t scare me, you’re not my kid noticing her sibling got a bigger slice of cake.

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I truly wonder what it sounded like when Medusa washed her hair at night.

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I’m not a fan of camping, if I wanted to sleep outside I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

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Share →: Party rock is in the mouse tonighttt, piece of cheese I’m gonna take a big biteee.

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When you've got the cheese groove and the DJ is a mouse 🐭🧀🎶
4 weeks ago
Share →: Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

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Sounds like a well-balanced diet: one chip in each hand! 🥔😂
4 weeks ago
Share →: A real smart TV would increase the volume when you started eating chips.

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"Finally, a TV that understands my midnight snack struggles! 🍿😋🔊"
4 weeks ago
Share →: If I ever go missing, check the snack aisle. I’m probably just deciding.

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"Lost but never hungry! 🍪🛒😂 If you find me in the snack aisle, just bring a cart!"
4 weeks ago
Share →: It’s hard to sleep knowing that cake is in the fridge.

Commentary:
"Cake: the ultimate insomnia fuel… and reason #1 my fridge has trust issues! 🍰😴🤣"
1 month ago
Share →: If they played poker with potato chips, I’d have a gambling problem.

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"Stacking chips takes on a whole new meaning when you can't stop eating your winnings! 🥔🎰😂"
1 month ago
Share →: Life is what happens in between trips to the fridge.

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"When life gives you lemons, check the fridge – you might have cake! 🍰😂"
1 month ago
Share →: I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.

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"Ah yes, the classic 'air with a side of chips' combo! 🍟💨 #InnovativePackaging"
1 month ago
Share →: Not to brag, but I ate all of my bananas before they turned brown. Don’t be jealous.

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"Congratulations on achieving peak banana management! 🍌🏆 #FruitNinja"
1 month ago
Share →: The empty spot in your bed is for snacks, not liars.

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"Exactly! Snacks never betray you, except maybe when they run out 🍕🍿😂."

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We should just cancel April Fools Day this year. No prank can top reality right now.

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Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onions cry.

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Apparently you’re not supposed to announce that there’s been a death in the family every time you kill a houseplant.

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“You’re like cherry lip gloss. I just can’t get enough.”

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Due to personal reasons, I’ll be using humor to hide pain.

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Every time I buy vegetables it’s a triumph of hope over experience.

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You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down.

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My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.

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This whole week could have been an email.

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Always be kind. You never know who might own a hot tub.

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Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.

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Mothers be doing unnecessary housework and then get mad at you when they’re tired.

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I feel like people just come to the airport to cough.

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Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.”

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What do you call it when everything pisses you off but you’re good at not murdering people?

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Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

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I think carefully about what I’m going to say and I still manage to say the wrong thing. It’s truly a gift I have.

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Shout-out to my embarrassingly squeaky ass bed frame that makes me sound more popular than I actually am to my neighbors.

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Why is it called Christian community and not Holyfans?

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This body is a temple; I suicide bomb every day.

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Jealous that my phone can just die for a little while.

One year older today, and still no closer to growing up.

Talents: eating!

Sunday without HBO feels like a meal without carbs — empty and deeply wrong.

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Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem.

I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”

If you don’t laugh at my jokes then I will.

Body by sandwich.

Life can only give you lemons if you answer the door.

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Socialism is like polio, it comes back when people forget about the horrible damage it did last time.

Enjoy your 30s, because in your 40s, your first check engine lights come on.

Perhaps the most universal American experience is your mom being like, “Wasn’t he such a good dentist? He’s in prison now.”

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My favorite military tradition is asking someone what an acronym means right after they use it, and they don’t know what it means.

If you make it through life without being portrayed in a murder documentary, take the win.

Aging gracefully is like getting steamrolled gracefully, you should really be screaming.

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