18 Funny sounds quotes

As highly as it’s esteemed, the Mayo Clinic still sounds like the place sick sandwiches go to get better.

As highly as it’s esteemed, the Mayo Clinic still sounds like the place sick sandwiches go to get better.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

November should have one more day. Just because to me November 31st sounds real. And also I don’t want to pay rent tomorrow.

November should have one more day. Just because to me November 31st sounds real. And also I don’t want to pay rent tomorrow.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Me, to the printer: "Hey, could you print this out for me?" Printer: "Sure, but first I'll show you all the sounds I can make."

Me, to the printer: “Hey, could you print this out for me?” Printer: “Sure, but first I’ll show you all the sounds I can make.”

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Pretty sure they’re naming prescription drugs by just grabbing random Scrabble tiles. "Oh hey, Qdilrox sounds good."

Pretty sure they’re naming prescription drugs by just grabbing random Scrabble tiles. “Oh hey, Qdilrox sounds good.”

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Saying “sounds good to me” in a meeting then quickly realizing a lot more was expected from you.

Saying “sounds good to me” in a meeting then quickly realizing a lot more was expected from you.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Coke Zero sounds like a government pledge to eliminate fizzy drinks by 2030.

Coke Zero sounds like a government pledge to eliminate fizzy drinks by 2030.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside.

Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025