18 Funny soup quotes

• A good French onion soup will have you acting like a pervert.

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  acting, behavior, food, french, French onion soup, good, humor, onion, pervert, soup

• A hot tub is basically a big bowl of human soup.

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  bath, big, bowl, hot, hot tub, human, human soup, humor, joke, relaxation, soup, tub

• French is bullshit. They keep changing the translation of ‘soup du jour’ each day.

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  bullshit, changing, day, du, food, french, humor, joke, jour, keep, language, restaurant, soup, soup du jour, translation

• Welcome to your fifties. Saturday Night Fever now means lots of rest, cold medicine, and chicken noodle soup.

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  age, aging, chicken, chicken noodle soup, cold, cold medicine, fever, fifty, health, humor, humor about age, means, medicine, night, noodle, rest, retirement, Saturday, Saturday Night Fever, soup, welcome

• Bone broth? Oh, you mean skeleton soup.

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  bone, bone broth, broth, comedy, food, food pun, humor, joke, mean, oh, pun, skeleton, soup, wordplay

• Your 20s are for trying soup, making new soups, and discussing soup or soup related topics.

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  20s, activity, discussing, food, fun, fun activity, growth, humor, lifestyle, making, new, personal, personal growth, related, soup, trying

• I’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d probably just use them to heat soup or something.

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  eye, eyes, heat, humor, i, ID, just, laser, laser eye, lazy, something, soup, superhero, too

• All soups are gazpacho if you’re lazy enough.

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  cooking, enough, food, gazpacho, humor, joke, lazy, soup

• There’s a rhyming Italian expression for saying “take it or leave it” that goes “o mangi questa minestra o salti dalla finestra”. It means “either eat this soup or throw yourself out the window”.

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  eat, expression, food, humor, italian, language, leave, means, rhyme, saying, soup, take, take it or leave it, throw, window, yourself

• A pie where there isn’t pastry on the bottom isn’t a pie. It’s soup with a hat.

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  bottom, cooking, culinary, dessert, food, food humor, hat, humor, pastry, pie, soup, where

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