11 Funny soup quotes

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  1 week ago

  View →: Welcome to your fifties. Saturday Night Fever now means lots of rest, cold medicine, and chicken noodle soup.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Bone broth? Oh, you mean skeleton soup.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Your 20s are for trying soup, making new soups, and discussing soup or soup related topics.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d probably just use them to heat soup or something.
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  5 months ago

  View →: All soups are gazpacho if you’re lazy enough.
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  5 months ago

  View →: There’s a rhyming Italian expression for saying “take it or leave it” that goes “o mangi questa minestra o salti dalla finestra”. It means “either eat this soup or throw yourself out the window”.
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  5 months ago

  View →: A pie where there isn’t pastry on the bottom isn’t a pie. It’s soup with a hat.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I hope your spoon slides into your soup.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Soup is great for when you’re hungry but want to still feel hungry afterward.
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  5 months ago

  View →: There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

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