Funny soup quotes

Your 20s are for trying soup, making new soups, and discussing soup or soup related topics.

Your 20s are for trying soup, making new soups, and discussing soup or soup related topics.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d probably just use them to heat soup or something.

I’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d probably just use them to heat soup or something.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

All soups are gazpacho if you’re lazy enough.

All soups are gazpacho if you’re lazy enough.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

There’s a rhyming Italian expression for saying “take it or leave it” that goes "o mangi questa minestra o salti dalla finestra". It means “either eat this soup or throw yourself out the window”.

There’s a rhyming Italian expression for saying “take it or leave it” that goes “o mangi questa minestra o salti dalla finestra”. It means “either eat this soup or throw yourself out the window”.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

A pie where there isn’t pastry on the bottom isn’t a pie. It’s soup with a hat.

A pie where there isn’t pastry on the bottom isn’t a pie. It’s soup with a hat.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I hope your spoon slides into your soup.

I hope your spoon slides into your soup.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Soup is great for when you're hungry but want to still feel hungry afterward.

Soup is great for when you’re hungry but want to still feel hungry afterward.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.

There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You'd think they'd be incompatible.

Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025