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Funny soup quotes

Your 20s are for trying soup, making new soups, and discussing soup or soup related topics.

3 months ago

I’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d probably just use them to heat soup or something.

3 months ago

All soups are gazpacho if you’re lazy enough.

3 months ago

There’s a rhyming Italian expression for saying “take it or leave it” that goes “o mangi questa minestra o salti dalla finestra”. It means “either eat this soup or throw yourself out the window”.

3 months ago

A pie where there isn’t pastry on the bottom isn’t a pie. It’s soup with a hat.

3 months ago

I hope your spoon slides into your soup.

3 months ago

Soup is great for when you’re hungry but want to still feel hungry afterward.

3 months ago

There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.

3 months ago

Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

3 months ago