96 Funny spending quotes

• Someone asked me how much I normally spend on a bottle of wine. Answering “usually an hour” wasn’t the right answer. I know this now.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Nothing good happens on the credit card after midnight.

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  3 weeks ago

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• The only talent I have is spending more than I bring in.

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  3 weeks ago

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• I get it, credit cards, I’ve reached my limit too.

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  3 weeks ago

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• I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can.

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  3 weeks ago

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• I don’t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my card and if it’s god’s will, money will be debited.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Technically, all the money I have ever spent on food has been flushed down the toilet.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something.

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  3 weeks ago

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• My life is constantly oscillating between “must save money” and “you only live once”.

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  3 weeks ago

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