34 Funny sport quotes

• If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.

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  3 weeks ago

  attack, bright, bright side, eat, ever, good, humor, just, let, occurrence, positivity, rare, rare occurrence, shark, side, special, sport, survival

• Do people who do triathlons know that they don’t have to?

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  3 weeks ago

  activity, choice, exercise, fitness, humor, know, people, question, sport, triathlon

• I’ve shouted so much sporting advice from my sofa already this summer. It’s very tiring but hopefully it’s helping.

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  3 weeks ago

  activity, advice, helping, humor, much, shouting, sofa, sport, summer, tiring

• I love tennis but never really been clear why they need a lifeguard.

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  3 weeks ago

  activity, clear, confusion, fun, fun activity, humor, i, lifeguard, love, need, never, sport, tennis

• When the Olympics finally introduces the event “Dropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine.

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  3 weeks ago

  catching, clumsiness, competition, dropping, event, humor, me, Olympics, phone, shine, sport

• I love all the Winter Olympic events, sliding downhill on a piece of wood, sliding downhill on two pieces of wood, sliding downhill in a piece of wood. All amazing.

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  3 weeks ago

  amazing, downhill, events, humor, i, love, Olympic, piece, pieces, sliding, sport, winter, Winter Olympic, winter sport, wood

• Going out for two days in a row should really be considered an extreme sport.

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  3 weeks ago

  activity, days, exhaustion, extreme, extreme sport, going, going out, humor, life, row, should, social, social life, sport, weekend

• I can see the appeal of golf, the only sport where the winner is the one who does the least.

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  3 weeks ago

  appeal, competition, golf, i, least, leisure, sport, where, winner

• It’s weird how horses can run so fast but still suck at every other sport.

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  3 weeks ago

  animal, fast, horse, humor, run, speed, sport, still, suck, weird

• Just saw onto the sidelines, they literally have enough footballs for all the players, they’re making them fight over that one for no reason.

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  3 weeks ago

  ball, enough, fight, football, humor, just, literally, making, over, player, players, reason, saw, sideline, sport

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