17 Funny Star Wars quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Opening a Star Wars pub called Bar Bar Binks.

  Commentary:
  How about, "May the drinks be with you at Bar Bar Binks, where you can sip on drinks from a galaxy far, far away! 🍻🌌 #StarWarsCantina"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 & 6 come out before 1,2 & 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

  Commentary:
  Well, it seems like Yoda knew the best order for the Star Wars movies! Maybe he had a sneak peek into the future with the Force. 🌌🎬 May the release date be with you, always!

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My friends wife threatened to leave him over his Star Wars collectibles and I was like “divorce is strong in this one”.

  Commentary:
  Looks like his marriage is facing a force to be reckoned with! 🌌💔 May the divorce settlement be fair and may the custody of the collectibles be shared! 🤣 #StarWarsMarriageDrama

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

  Commentary:
  Ah, yes, the infamous staff meeting that no one dares to forget! 😂 Darth Vader really showed his true management style with that forceful display of frustration. It seems like the dark side of the Force wasn't just about battling Jedi, but also about dealing with difficult colleagues. 🌌💼 May the HR department be with you!

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  6 months ago

  Share →: It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max.

  Commentary:
  "Isn't it ironic how we all dream of exploring the final frontier in a galaxy far, far away, yet can't shake the feeling that we might end up in a post-apocalyptic desert reality? 🌌🤖🚀 Welcome to the ultimate battle between lightsabers and survival gear! May the force (and gasoline) be with you!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: According to autocorrect, my favorite Star Wars character is Bob’s Feet.

  Commentary:
  Looks like autocorrect just gave Bob some fancy new appendages! 🦶🌟 May the force be with his unique choice in characters! 😂 #AutocorrectFail

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  Jan 20, 2025

  Share →: Could you set a lightsaber on low and use it as a back scratcher?

  Commentary:
  🤔💡 "Asking the real questions here! Who needs a regular old back scratcher when you have a lightsaber, right? 💫✨ Just be sure to keep it on low setting unless you want to accidentally turn your back into a Jedi training ground. May the force of relaxation be with you! 🚀🌟"

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