15 Funny stare quotes

I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch.

I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

I get shy when my man stares at me for too long because what if he’s realizing I’m actually a lil ugly.

I get shy when my man stares at me for too long because what if he’s realizing I’m actually a lil ugly.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

I'm having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025

I hate when people stare at me and don’t say anything. I mean, if you want an autograph or a picture just ask.

I hate when people stare at me and don’t say anything. I mean, if you want an autograph or a picture just ask.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025

I don’t miss calls, I stare at them.

I don’t miss calls, I stare at them.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025