29 Funny stare quotes

• I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

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  16 hours ago

  fun, gathering, humor, invite, later, party, people, phones, social, stare, want

• I hate when people stare at me and don’t say anything. I mean, if you want an autograph or a picture just ask.

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  19 hours ago

  attention, autograph, awkwardnes, celebrity, hate, humor, i, interaction, just, me, people, picture, request, social, social interaction, stare, want

• I don’t miss calls, I stare at them.

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  24 hours ago

  behavior, call, communication, humor, procrastination, social, social behavior, stare, technology

• It’s time to stare blankly at my wall for hours straight and think about where I went wrong with my life.

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  2 days ago

  blank, hours, humor, i, life, procrastination, reflection, stare, straight, think, time, wall, where, wrong

• Any time I throw up, I stare at it like I’m getting a message from the past.

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  2 days ago

  bodily, bodily functions, functions, funny observation, getting, humor, i, message, observation, past, reflection, stare, throw, throw up, time

• Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

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  3 days ago

  across, always, aspiration, bus, disappear, goal, goals, humor, i, interview, interviewer, joke, me, meant, professional, professional goal, someone, stare, street, wanted

• I have a date and nothing to wear. Or as Nietzsche said: If you stare into a closet long enough, the closet stares back at you.

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  1 week ago

  back, closet, date, existentialism, fashion, humor, i, Nietzsche, nothing, outfit, preparation, stare, wear

• I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.

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  1 week ago

  birds, cat, dumb, flew, food, humor, i, ID, observation, occasionally, pet, pizza, stare, staring, think, too, used, waiting, window

• If you stare at your face in the back of a spoon you look a lot like someone who doesn’t know how to use cutlery.

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  1 week ago

  back, cutlery, face, humor, kitchen, know, reflection, self-image, someone, spoon, stare

• If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?

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  1 week ago

  across, awkward, awkward situation, fingers, going, head, hello, humor, mind, night, room, say, situation, squish, squishing, stare

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