29 Funny stare quotes

• My superpower? I can look you dead in the face while you’re talking and not hear a damn word you said.

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  5 days ago

  communication, dead, distraction, face, hear, humor, i, listening, said, sarcasm, stare, superpower, talking, while, word

• I hate when someone on a magazine cover stares at me while I eat.

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  4 weeks ago

  awkward, awkward moment, cover, eat, eating, hate, humor, i, magazine, magazine cover, me, moment, someone, stare, stares, while

• Women pretending not to see men staring at them is an essential survival skill.

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  4 weeks ago

  essential, humor, interaction, man, men, pretend, pretending, skill, social, social interaction, stare, staring, survival, survival skill, woman, women

• Tonight, the moon is staring at me.

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  1 month ago

  humor, me, moon, night, personification, stare, staring, tonight

• Why go to the art museum when I can just stare at you?

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  1 month ago

  art, art museum, attraction, compliment, flirty, humor, i, just, museum, romantic, stare, why

• It’s crazy how genuinely entertaining it is to stare into an open fire. That’s some real epigenetic memory shit.

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  1 month ago

  crazy, entertaining, entertainment, epigenetic, epigenetic memory, fire, memory, open, open fire, real, shit, stare

• How I clean my room: 1. Start in one corner. 2. Find something from six years ago and stare at it nostalgically for five hours. 3. Go to bed.

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  1 month ago

  1, 2, 3, ago, bed, bedtime, clean, cleaning, corner, distraction, five, hours, humor, i, memory, nostalgia, procrastination, room, six, something, stare, start, vintage

• Sometimes I just stand in the sun and stare at nothing, like a dog.

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  1 month ago

  dog, humor, i, just, leisure, nature, nothing, relaxing, solitude, sometimes, stand, stare, sun

• Gonna go walk the beach and stare annoyingly at couples. May even growl as I pass by.

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  1 month ago

  activity, annoyance, beach, couples, even, fun, fun activity, growl, humor, i, pass, playful, sarcastic, solitude, stare, staring, walk

• Can’t wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work.

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  1 month ago

  couch, day, day off, home, humor, i, leisure, procrastination, relaxation, screen, sit, stare, staycation, thinking, TV, wait, while, work

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