15 Funny stare quotes

It's time to stare blankly at my wall for hours straight and think about where I went wrong with my life.

It’s time to stare blankly at my wall for hours straight and think about where I went wrong with my life.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Any time I throw up, I stare at it like I’m getting a message from the past.

Any time I throw up, I stare at it like I’m getting a message from the past.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I have a date and nothing to wear. Or as Nietzsche said: If you stare into a closet long enough, the closet stares back at you.

I have a date and nothing to wear. Or as Nietzsche said: If you stare into a closet long enough, the closet stares back at you.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.

I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

If you stare at your face in the back of a spoon you look a lot like someone who doesn’t know how to use cutlery.

If you stare at your face in the back of a spoon you look a lot like someone who doesn’t know how to use cutlery.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

If you're going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?

If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Ever read something so magnificently stupid that you have to just stare into space for a little while and reconcile with your brain for having been subjected to it?

Ever read something so magnificently stupid that you have to just stare into space for a little while and reconcile with your brain for having been subjected to it?

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I shouldn’t have to go to work if it’s rainy. I should get to stare out the window all day like a cat.

I shouldn’t have to go to work if it’s rainy. I should get to stare out the window all day like a cat.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

In a room full of art, I'd still stare at you.

In a room full of art, I’d still stare at you.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025