Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”. Posted on2 days ago
I have a date and nothing to wear. Or as Nietzsche said: If you stare into a closet long enough, the closet stares back at you. Posted on6 days ago
I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by. Posted on6 days ago
If you stare at your face in the back of a spoon you look a lot like someone who doesn’t know how to use cutlery. Posted on6 days ago
If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room? Posted on1 week ago
Ever read something so magnificently stupid that you have to just stare into space for a little while and reconcile with your brain for having been subjected to it? Posted on1 week ago
I shouldn’t have to go to work if it’s rainy. I should get to stare out the window all day like a cat. Posted on1 week ago
I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch. Posted on1 week ago
I get shy when my man stares at me for too long because what if he’s realizing I’m actually a lil ugly. Posted on1 week ago
I hate when people stare at me and don’t say anything. I mean, if you want an autograph or a picture just ask. Posted on2 weeks ago