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Funny stare quotes are perfect for those moments when words just aren’t enough 🤨💬 Whether it’s a side-eye at a friend’s wild story or that awkward glance across the room 👀, these witty lines capture the hilarious power of a glance. Get ready to laugh, relate, and maybe even perfect your own signature stare 😏😂!

New funny stare quotes 👇

1 week ago
Share →: Sometimes I just stand in the sun and stare at nothing, like a dog.

Commentary:
Just embracing my inner solar-powered pupper! ☀️🐶
2 weeks ago
Share →: Gonna go walk the beach and stare annoyingly at couples. May even growl as I pass by.

Commentary:
"Just doing my part to keep romance in check. 😂🐺💔 Stay vigilant, lone wolf on duty! 🌊🚶‍♂️"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Don’t come to my house unannounced; I will stare at you from my window.

Commentary:
"Surprise visits? More like surprise staring contests! 👀🏠😂"
1 month ago
Share →: Can’t wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work.

Commentary:
"When you finally get a day off, and your couch turns into your office 🤦‍♂️📺 #WorkaholicLife"
2 months ago
Share →: Why do babies stare at you like they know you from somewhere?

Commentary:
"Maybe they're trying to figure out if you're the one who ate their snacks in a past life. 👀🍪🤔"
4 months ago
Share →: I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

Commentary:
"Come on over and let's be antisocial together! 📱😂 Who needs face-to-face conversations when we've got phone screens to keep us company, am I right? #ModernGathering"
4 months ago
Share →: I hate when people stare at me and don’t say anything. I mean, if you want an autograph or a picture just ask.

Commentary:
Well, it's like, "Hey, camera-shy, speak or forever hold your peace!" 📸🙊 Don't miss out on your chance for a celebrity encounter just because you've gone into stealth mode! 😂
4 months ago
Share →: I don’t miss calls, I stare at them.

Commentary:
Oh, so you're not ignoring calls, you're just engaging in a staring contest with them? Well, I guess that's one way to assert your dominance over your phone!
5 months ago
Share →: It’s time to stare blankly at my wall for hours straight and think about where I went wrong with my life.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic wall staring session – a timeless ritual of self-reflection and questionable life choices. 🤔🪶 Don't worry, we've all been there! Just remember, that wall has seen it all and it's got your back… even if it's just a blank surface. 😂👀 #DeepThoughts"
5 months ago
Share →: Any time I throw up, I stare at it like I’m getting a message from the past.

Commentary:
"Who knew that regurgitation could be a form of time travel! 🕰️🤮 Just imagine deciphering the mystery of last night's questionable burrito through the cryptic language of vomit! 😂 #ThrowUpWisdom"