25 Funny stare quotes — Wordgag ツ

The Gen Z stare. The millennial pause. Instead, let’s talk about the boomer inappropriate personal question.

2 months ago2 months ago

Tonight, the moon is staring at me.

2 months ago2 months ago

Why go to the art museum when I can just stare at you?

2 months ago2 months ago

It’s crazy how genuinely entertaining it is to stare into an open fire. That’s some real epigenetic memory shit.

2 months ago2 months ago

How I clean my room: 1. Start in one corner. 2. Find something from six years ago and stare at it nostalgically for five hours. 3. Go to bed.

2 months ago2 months ago

Sometimes I just stand in the sun and stare at nothing, like a dog.

3 months ago3 months ago

Gonna go walk the beach and stare annoyingly at couples. May even growl as I pass by.

3 months ago3 months ago

Don’t come to my house unannounced; I will stare at you from my window.

3 months ago3 months ago

Can’t wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work.

4 months ago4 months ago

Why do babies stare at you like they know you from somewhere?

4 months ago4 months ago

I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

Mar 18, 2025

I hate when people stare at me and don’t say anything. I mean, if you want an autograph or a picture just ask.

Mar 18, 2025

I don’t miss calls, I stare at them.

Mar 17, 2025

It’s time to stare blankly at my wall for hours straight and think about where I went wrong with my life.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Any time I throw up, I stare at it like I’m getting a message from the past.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

Jan 27, 2025

I have a date and nothing to wear. Or as Nietzsche said: If you stare into a closet long enough, the closet stares back at you.

Jan 24, 2025

I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.

Jan 24, 2025

If you stare at your face in the back of a spoon you look a lot like someone who doesn’t know how to use cutlery.

Jan 24, 2025

If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?

Jan 23, 2025