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Dudes be named Will but won’t.

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Eleven out of ten people are stupid.

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Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?

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I don’t need therapy, I need a bagel with cream cheese.

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Starting the second half of your sandwich is like “hell yeah, baby, let’s run it back!”

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I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.

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You should tell different people completely different things about yourself so that they then get into arguments when gossiping about you.

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And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.

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They say that 50 is the new 40, but these traffic police are having none of it.

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I don’t wish anyone strife in their relationship but I do wish my neighbors would enunciate a little more when they fight so I can hear better.

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My body is a machine that turns pizza into diarrhea.

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You give a man your heart and he’s gonna put it under another girl’s picture.

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We don’t make people walk the plank like we used to.

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I want to clarify that what I publish on social media does not define me as a person; I am worse.

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Hate how quietly iPhones die. At 5% it should start verbally begging for its life.

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I’m pretty sure I fall under the percentage of people who’ve eaten the sticker on the apple.

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I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money.

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Not sure if “life hack” exactly, but I fell down the stairs and now my whole family is being so nice and catering to my needs.

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Can anyone recommend some good places for somebody just getting into visiting?

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Balloons are so weird. “Happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath.”

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Funny superstition quotes offer a humorous take on the quirky beliefs and rituals that many people follow to avoid bad luck. 🌟😄 Whether it’s avoiding cracks in the sidewalk or knocking on wood, these quotes playfully explore the world of superstitions and the amusing ways they influence our lives. Enjoy these funny superstition quotes and see how they can turn your everyday quirks into a source of laughter! 😂🍀

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Share →: They probably killed the first few people whose eyes turned red in a photograph before they realized it wasn’t any demon stuff.

Commentary:
"They realized it was just the camera's way of saying 'I see you!' 📸😈😅"
5 months ago
Share →: I can’t date until the curse is lifted.

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"Looks like someone's love life needs a little magic to break the curse! ✨🧙‍♂️ Who knew dating could come with so many spells and incantations? 🔮💔 #LoveSpellGoneWrong"
5 months ago
Share →: I wonder if this is all happening because I opened that umbrella inside.

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Well, well, well, looks like someone's tempting fate by defying the ancient umbrella-expert advice! ☂️ Now, I'm not saying opening an umbrella indoors causes chaos, but hey, better safe than sorry… Maybe you should start looking for four-leaf clovers just in case! 🍀
5 months ago
Share →: Friday the 13th used to mean something. Now every day is awful.

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"Friday the 13th used to bring the chills, but now it's just another day cursed with bad luck! 😱🔮 Who stole the spooky magic from the calendar? 📆#EverydayIsFridaythe13thNow"
6 months ago
Share →: Friday the 13th doesn’t even feel creepy cause bad things happen everyday now.

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"Ah, Friday the 13th – just another day in the life when bad luck is like, 'hold my beer' 🍀🌙 Why be afraid of superstitions when reality is out here pulling pranks every day? 😅 #FridayVibes"
6 months ago
Share →: I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix.

Commentary:
"Looks like your cat is just practicing its exorcism skills on the chair! 🐱😈 Who needs an alarm system when you have a feline ghostbuster on patrol? Just make sure to add garlic to your bedtime routine for extra protection! 😂🧄 #CatsOfTheParanormal"
6 months ago
Share →: Just broke a clothes hanger and now have seven years of bad outfits.

Commentary:
Oops, watch out for the fashion police! Breaking a clothes hanger means you're in for seven years of questionable outfit choices! 😅👚👖 Don't let that broken hanger cramp your style!

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Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.

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I did vote once but only because I thought the line was to a buffet.

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Hell hath no fury like a toddler getting his nose wiped.

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It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

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I know sacrifice. I’m willing to pluck a few extra hairs to get to the white ones.

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From now on, I’m gonna tell guests that I made my house especially messy just for their visit. It was hard, but I got it done.

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Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am.

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Just saw the fattest bird. This guy must get up early as hell.

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Doctor advised me to stop drinking. This is going to be a big change for me. I was with that doctor for decades.

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Fish must think we look so weird with both eyes on the front of our face.

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I’m like … if parking too far away from the curb was a person.

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I love when kids tell me what they want to be when they grow up, because I’m still looking for ideas.

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If the line at the grocery store takes longer than 10 minutes, the candy beside the checkout should be free.

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Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Thaw me like one of your french fries!

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Time travel is all well and good, but I feel so stupid right now. None of them have the mustache. No way to tell which baby is Hitler.

Breaking via TikTok:

Remember: if nobody hates you, you’re not trying hard enough.

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One day we will tell our grandkids how far we had to scroll to get to the recipe.

Just shared via Instagram:

Starting to think I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

Just landed via Reddit:

Traded my Fitbit in for a Sitbit.

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