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Funny superstition quotes

Funny superstition quotes offer a humorous take on the quirky beliefs and rituals that many people follow to avoid bad luck. πŸŒŸπŸ˜„ Whether it’s avoiding cracks in the sidewalk or knocking on wood, these quotes playfully explore the world of superstitions and the amusing ways they influence our lives. Enjoy these funny superstition quotes and see how they can turn your everyday quirks into a source of laughter! πŸ˜‚πŸ€

The next man who speaks to me will be sacrificed to the gods for a bountiful harvest.

Posted on7 days ago7 days ago

If you say my name three times in the mirror, I show up and kiss you on the forehead.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

They probably killed the first few people whose eyes turned red in a photograph before they realized it wasn’t any demon stuff.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I can’t date until the curse is lifted.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I wonder if this is all happening because I opened that umbrella inside.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Friday the 13th used to mean something. Now every day is awful.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Friday the 13th doesn’t even feel creepy cause bad things happen everyday now.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Just broke a clothes hanger and now have seven years of bad outfits.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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