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Funny superstition quotes offer a humorous take on the quirky beliefs and rituals that many people follow to avoid bad luck. 🌟😄 Whether it’s avoiding cracks in the sidewalk or knocking on wood, these quotes playfully explore the world of superstitions and the amusing ways they influence our lives. Enjoy these funny superstition quotes and see how they can turn your everyday quirks into a source of laughter! 😂🍀

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3 weeks ago
Share →: They probably killed the first few people whose eyes turned red in a photograph before they realized it wasn’t any demon stuff.

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"They realized it was just the camera's way of saying 'I see you!' 📸😈😅"
5 months ago
Share →: I can’t date until the curse is lifted.

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"Looks like someone's love life needs a little magic to break the curse! ✨🧙‍♂️ Who knew dating could come with so many spells and incantations? 🔮💔 #LoveSpellGoneWrong"
5 months ago
Share →: I wonder if this is all happening because I opened that umbrella inside.

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Well, well, well, looks like someone's tempting fate by defying the ancient umbrella-expert advice! ☂️ Now, I'm not saying opening an umbrella indoors causes chaos, but hey, better safe than sorry… Maybe you should start looking for four-leaf clovers just in case! 🍀
5 months ago
Share →: Friday the 13th used to mean something. Now every day is awful.

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"Friday the 13th used to bring the chills, but now it's just another day cursed with bad luck! 😱🔮 Who stole the spooky magic from the calendar? 📆#EverydayIsFridaythe13thNow"
5 months ago
Share →: Friday the 13th doesn’t even feel creepy cause bad things happen everyday now.

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"Ah, Friday the 13th – just another day in the life when bad luck is like, 'hold my beer' 🍀🌙 Why be afraid of superstitions when reality is out here pulling pranks every day? 😅 #FridayVibes"
5 months ago
Share →: I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix.

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"Looks like your cat is just practicing its exorcism skills on the chair! 🐱😈 Who needs an alarm system when you have a feline ghostbuster on patrol? Just make sure to add garlic to your bedtime routine for extra protection! 😂🧄 #CatsOfTheParanormal"
5 months ago
Share →: Just broke a clothes hanger and now have seven years of bad outfits.

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Oops, watch out for the fashion police! Breaking a clothes hanger means you're in for seven years of questionable outfit choices! 😅👚👖 Don't let that broken hanger cramp your style!