89 Funny sure quotes

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  5 days ago

  Share →: It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“

  Commentary:
  Eating dirt: the original "organic" diet. 🌿🤔💁‍♂️

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  6 days ago

  Share →: Have I made bad decisions when I was drunk? Sure. But have the sober ones been any better? Not really.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like I'm the same comedian whether I'm sipping tea or tequila 🤔🎭🥃

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  6 days ago

  Share →: Sure, breakups are hard, but have you ever had to wait for your phone to stop ringing so you can start using it again?

  Commentary:
  Oh, the heartbreak of waiting for the 'Ring of Shame' to end—my phone just loves holding me hostage! 📞😂📵

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  6 days ago

  Share →: I’m not even sure what I’m doing on this planet.

  Commentary:
  Trying to figure out planet Earth like it's a level 100 escape room! 🌍🧐🚀

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started.

  Commentary:
  "Nothing like a morning jog to remind me why I prefer pancakes! 🏃‍♂️🥞😅"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: The great thing about having a mouse in your house is that I’m sure it’s just the one mouse, probably.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the one-mouse conspiracy: they just change disguises whenever we blink! 🐭🕵️‍♂️🤣"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Gentle parenting is making sure your kids can’t hear what you say when you’re peeling a mango.

  Commentary:
  "When the mango's juicier than your gossip… 🤫🥭😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Why is everyone against sugar? Who stood beside you when things went wrong and you were sad? It wasn’t lettuce, for sure.

  Commentary:
  "Exactly! Sugar's the real MVP when your 'lettuce' down! 🧁🥳😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, “I’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”

  Commentary:
  "When you're late but bribery is baked into your plan 🍰🕒😅 #CroissantDiplomacy"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Not sure who needs to hear this, but make your bloody bed.

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  Commentary:
  "Attention: The Bed Monsters Union has filed a grievance due to unsafe working conditions. 🛌🧹😂"

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