128 Funny sure quotes

• When your stomach is really mad at you, and you’re not sure which one of your 13 unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it.

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  1 hour ago

  causing, choice, choices, diet, health, humor, lifestyle, mad, stomach, stomachache, sure, unhealthy, unhealthy lifestyle, upset, upset stomach

• In the 80s, you could literally shrink your kids with a shrink-ray, and your wife wouldn’t divorce you. I’m pretty sure I saw a documentary film about it.

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  3 hours ago

  80s, divorce, documentary, family, film, humor, i, kid, kids, literally, pretty, retro, saw, shrink, shrink-ray, sure, technology, wife

• I’m not sure my body can handle much more of this “getting out of bed” nonsense.

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  5 hours ago

  bed, body, getting, getting out of bed, handle, humor, laziness, morning, morning struggle, much, nonsense, struggle, sure, tired

• One time I refused to buy a watch because it was only waterproof to 100 meters. Not sure what sort of future I was imagining for myself there.

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  6 hours ago

  buy, decision, future, humor, i, measurement, myself, only, sort, sure, time, timekeeping, watch, waterproof

• Y’all screenshot payment confirmations to make sure they don’t play with y’all too?

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  7 hours ago

  confirmation, digital, digital transaction, funny question, media, money, payment, payment confirmation, play, question, screenshot, social, social media, sure, too, transaction, trust

• Was in a bookshop and asked a worker if he could recommend books to me. He said, ‘Sure, they’re great.’

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  8 hours ago

  asked, book, books, bookshop, conversation, great, humor, joke, me, misunderstanding, recommend, recommendation, said, sure, worker

• Not sure how to flirt, but I can make things awkward if you’re into that.

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  12 hours ago

  awkward, awkwardness, dating, flirt, humor, i, interaction, social, social interaction, sure, things

• If you get bitten by a snake and you’re not sure if it was poisonous, simply wait to see if you die or not. That should give you your answer.

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  12 hours ago

  advice, answer, bite, death, die, give, humor, joke, poison, should, simply, snake, sure, survival, wait

• I’m pretty sure emojis were invented so introverts don’t have to say anything to anyone.

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  13 hours ago

  anyone, anything, communication, emoji, expression, humor, interaction, introvert, pretty, say, social, social interaction, sure, technology

• Well, I’ve been depressed and poor, but sure, we’ll call it intermittent fasting.

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  14 hours ago

  call, depressed, depression, eating, eating habit, fasting, financial, financial struggle, habit, health, humor, intermittent, intermittent fasting, mental, mental health, poor, poverty, struggle, sure, well

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