126 Funny sure quotes

• Calling women “bro” to make sure they know they’re in the deepest trenches of the friend zone.

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  1 week ago

  bro, calling, friend, friend zone, humor, know, relationship, slang, sure, trench, women, zone

• When I die and y’all go through my search history, you’ll be disappointed to find mostly just definitions for very common words that I wasn’t sure I was using correctly.

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  3 weeks ago

  common, death, definition, die, disappointed, disappointment, history, humor, i, just, language, misunderstanding, search, search history, sure, through, using, word, words

• Sometimes I’ll pause a YouTube video to scroll on reels. I’m not sure if I’ll ever be able to be loved genuinely.

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  4 weeks ago

  able, distraction, ever, genuine, humor, love, loved, media, pause, reel, scroll, self-awareness, social, social media, sometimes, sure, video, YouTube

• I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not so sure anymore.

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  4 weeks ago

  confusion, decision making, doubt, humor, i, indecisive, self-reflection, sure, think, used

• Sure, sex is great, but have you ever closed a dozen tabs after finishing an academic paper?

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  1 month ago

  academic, academic paper, after, browsing, closed, ever, frustration, great, humor, internet, internet browsing, life, multitasking, paper, productivity, sex, student, student life, sure, tabs

• I could be staring at my hand locking my front door, and I still won’t feel 100% sure my front door was locked.

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  1 month ago

  anxiety, door, doubt, everyday, everyday life, feel, forgetfulness, front, front door, hand, humor, i, life, locked, locking, staring, still, sure

• I make sure to post my political opinions after my selfies have gone viral to cull the herd.

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  1 month ago

  after, gone, herd, herd mentality, humor, i, media, mentality, opinion, opinions, political, politics, post, satire, selfie, social, social media, sure, viral

• Relationship tip: Make sure you’re the crazy one.

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  2 months ago

  advice, crazy, dating, dating advice, humor, personality, relationship, sure, tip

• Billionaires didn’t get rich by working harder. They got rich by making sure you work harder, get paid less, and spend more.

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  2 months ago

  billionaire, economy, got, harder, inequality, labor, less, making, money, paid, pay, rich, spend, spending, sure, wealth, work, working

• Shout out to people jogging in this heat, no, seriously, shout out to make sure they’re okay.

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  2 months ago

  concern, exercise, heat, humor, jogging, okay, people, seriously, shout, shout out, sure

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