28 Funny system quotes

• Every time I use a Windows computer, it’s like they built malware into the OS. Like, what do you mean there are ads in the start menu?

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  2 days ago

  ad, ads, built, computer, every, experience, humor, i, malware, mean, menu, operating, operating system, software, start, start menu, system, technology, time, user, user experience, Windows

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• My stomach just made the exact sound of the “your” in “your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice messaging system.”

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  1 month ago

  automatic, call, humor, just, messaging, sound, stomach, system, voice, voice messaging system

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  74 shares on YouTube this month.

• Laying in bed with the nervous system of someone going to war.

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  1 month ago

  anxiety, bed, going, laying, nervous, nervous system, sleeplessness, someone, stress, system, tension, war

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  60 shares on Threads this month.

• Sometimes, I feel like my brain is still running on Windows 95.

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  2 months ago

  95, aging, brain, computer, feel, humor, i, mental, mental state, outdated, running, software, sometimes, state, still, system, technology, Windows, Windows 95

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  76 shares on TikTok this month.

• Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords was a better basis for a system of government actually.

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  2 months ago

  absurdity, actually, better, government, humor, lying, pond, strange, strange woman, sword, system, woman, women

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  47 shares on Slack this month.

• I don’t have a nervous system, I am a nervous system.

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  2 months ago

  consciousnes, existential, humor, nervous, nervous system, self-identity, system, wit

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  47 shares on LinkedIn this month.

• I don’t understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free.

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  2 months ago

  court, free, humor, irony, judge, legal, legal system, me, money, paid, sarcasm, system

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  33 shares on LinkedIn this month.

• 76% of pardoned turkeys end up back in the system.

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  2 months ago

  back, end, holiday, humor, irony, pardon, statistic, system, Thanksgiving, turkey

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  11 shares on Telegram this month.

• In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store’s speaker system.

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  2 months ago

  annoyance, carey, celebrity, doing, every, hearing, humor, mariah, Mariah Carey, me, music, parallel, parallel universe, shopping, sick, speaker, speaker system, stores, system, universe

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  66 shares on Facebook this month.

• On a scale of quack to quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack, what do you think of my duck-based numbering system?

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  2 months ago

  duck, humor, joke, numbering, numbering system, quack, scale, system, think

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  51 shares on Snapchat this month.

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