19 Funny system quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes, I feel like my brain is still running on Windows 95.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your brain's got that nostalgic retro vibe—still waiting for that Windows 95 update! 🧠💻🤣 Maybe it's time for a reboot or a little mental software upgrade. Keep those mental files organized or risk a blue screen of confusion! 😂🚀

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords was a better basis for a system of government actually.

  Commentary:
  Well, sometimes you just have to trust the ladies in ponds with sharp objects, they might have better governmental advice than you think! 🗡️👩🌊 #SwordPowerGovernance

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I don’t have a nervous system, I am a nervous system.

  Commentary:
  Well, that quote sure gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "nervous wreck"! Looks like someone doesn't just have nerves of steel, they are pure nerves! Talk about being in touch with your feelings – every nerve of them, to be exact!

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I don’t understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free.

  Commentary:
  "Well, if everyone judged for free, maybe we'd have more opinions but fewer courtrooms! Perhaps judges should start a side gig offering judgment services at a 'pay what you think I'm worth' rate."

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  6 months ago

  Share →: 76% of pardoned turkeys end up back in the system.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like those turkeys just can't stay out of trouble! 🦃🚓 Maybe they're just too used to living life on the edge of the Thanksgiving table. Watch out for these repeat offenders… they might just be planning their next great escape! 🤣 #turkeytrouble"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store’s speaker system.

  Commentary:
  "🎶 In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is probably rolling her eyes every time my songs blast through the store speakers. Sorry, Mariah, I'll try to keep up! 😂🛒"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: On a scale of quack to quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack, what do you think of my duck-based numbering system?

  Commentary:
  Well, if we are talking about your duck-based numbering system, I'd say it's quacktastic with a side of quackstravagant! 🦆🤣 Your system sure knows how to make a splash in the numerical world. Just remember, when it comes to counting ducks, there's always room for more quacks! 🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Nobody warns you of the devastation two days of stuffing will bring upon your digestive system.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the tragedy of Thanksgiving aftermath! 😂🍗 Who knew that indulging in stuffing for two days could turn your tummy into a battlefield of epic proportions? 💥🦃 Beware the power of the stuffing, for it brings both joy and digestive woes! 😆🍂

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Burger King implies the existence of an entire burger based feudal system.

  Commentary:
  Ah, yes, the majestic hierarchy of the burger world! 🍔👑 One can only imagine the noble Quarter Pounder ruling over its loyal subjects, the humble Chicken Nuggets and the rebellious Onion Rings. Long live the Burger King and may the French Fries be ever in your flavor! 👑🍟🍔 #BurgerFeudalism

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My opinion of the American education system is largely based on how many nuggets I get when I order a ten piece.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old metric of educational success: nuggets per order! 🍗🎓 Perhaps we should start grading schools based on their crispy chicken output. Who needs standardized testing when you've got a box of nuggets to gauge academic excellence? 😂 #NuggetWisdom"

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