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Looks like your brain's got that nostalgic retro vibe—still waiting for that Windows 95 update! 🧠💻🤣 Maybe it's time for a reboot or a little mental software upgrade. Keep those mental files organized or risk a blue screen of confusion! 😂🚀
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- I don’t have a nervous system, I am a nervous system.
- My immune system told me it’s a lover not a fighter.
- My security system is just a bunch of my unpaid bills taped to my front door.
- Yes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system.
- Shoutout to drug dealers for teaching the metric system to Americans.
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Well, that quote sure gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "nervous wreck"! Looks like someone doesn't just have nerves of steel, they are pure nerves! Talk about being in touch with your feelings – every nerve of them, to be exact! -
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"Well, if everyone judged for free, maybe we'd have more opinions but fewer courtrooms! Perhaps judges should start a side gig offering judgment services at a 'pay what you think I'm worth' rate." -
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Ah, yes, the majestic hierarchy of the burger world! 🍔👑 One can only imagine the noble Quarter Pounder ruling over its loyal subjects, the humble Chicken Nuggets and the rebellious Onion Rings. Long live the Burger King and may the French Fries be ever in your flavor! 👑🍟🍔 #BurgerFeudalism
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- Burger King implies the existence of an entire burger based feudal system.
- My opinion of the American education system is largely based on how many nuggets I get when I order a ten piece.
- In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store’s speaker system.
- Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords was a better basis for a system of government actually.
- Yes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system.
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