17 Funny terrible quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Honestly, I don’t think I have any more new passwords left in me. You wanna steal my identity? Go ahead, I hope you enjoy debt and terrible posture.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the modern struggle of juggling passwords and identity theft risk! 🤦‍♂️ Who knew that a strong password could also double as free identity theft protection and a gentle reminder to sit up straight? 🤣 Stay safe out there, folks! #PasswordProblems #IdentityTheftDeterrent

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  5 months ago

  Share →: AI is that friend who is always there for you but gives terrible advice.

  Commentary:
  "AI is like that friend who's constantly in your pocket, ready to chime in with advice – whether you asked for it or not! 🤖💬 Just remember to take its suggestions with a pinch of 'byte' and a whole lot of skepticism!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Brainwashing is always considered terrible and horrible. But there are many brains that would benefit from a wash.

  Commentary:
  "Brainwashing gets a bad rap, but maybe some brains just need a little rinse cycle! 🧠💦 After all, a clean mind is a terrible thing to waste! 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: To anybody who thinks being self-employed means you don’t have to work for a boss you hate, I have terrible news.

  Commentary:
  "Breaking news: Turns out the boss you hate might just be yourself! 🤯😂 Say hello to the demanding, never-let-you-take-a-day-off, forever-critical boss you can't escape – You! 🙈💼 #SelfEmploymentStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m sorry you had a bad experience at our restaurant. To make it up to you, here is a coupon for more of our terrible, terrible food.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the irony of offering a coupon for more 'terrible, terrible food'! 🍔🤣 It's like getting a gift card for a rollercoaster that only goes downhill. Hope your taste buds have a sense of humor! 😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the dilemma of our modern times: to be trapped in a vortex of cat videos and endless scrolling OR to brave the treacherous lands of 'No WiFi' zones. 🤔💻📵 It's a battle between #TeamNetflix and #TeamDisconnect… may the strongest signal prevail!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: We went on a family vacation and it was a terrible experience. It was all whining, complaining, and tantrums. And don’t get me started on what my kids did.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like your family vacation was more of a “tanic” experience than a Titanic one! 🤦‍♂️ It seems like your kids were the real-life drama queens and kings on this trip. Next time, maybe pack some extra patience and earplugs! 😉🌴

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