23 Funny Thanksgiving quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this Thanksgiving party started.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs small talk when you've got lizard people and secret government experiments on the menu?! 🕵️‍♂️🤫 Thanksgiving just got a whole lot spicier! 🦃👽 #ConspiracyTheoryBuffet"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: For Thanksgiving don’t ask me about my life, just pass me the bottle.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs deep conversations when you've got a bottle to pour out all your woes? 🍷 Thanksgiving goals: keep the wine flowing and the questions to a minimum! 😂 #CheersToAvoidingAwkwardChats"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if you’re looking for my family they’ll be in the backyard until Thursday.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew cleaning could have such magical powers of family disappearance? 😂🏡✨ Looks like the backyard is the new family hangout spot! #ThanksgivingEscapePlan"

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