228 Funny things quotes

Funny things quotes are all about those little moments that make life unexpectedly hilarious! 😄💫 Whether it’s random objects that turn into the ultimate distractions, or the things that never seem to go where you left them, these quotes remind us that sometimes the smallest things bring the biggest laughs. Life is full of surprises, and most of them are pretty funny! 😂🎁🌀

Normalize saying, “Just as the oracle foretold,” when thing…

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When I found a parking spot right by the entrance, I felt like the chosen one foretold by the ancient prophecy! 🔮🚗✨

I wonder if people who spend all their time screaming on th…

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Screaming on the internet: the cardio workout you never knew you signed up for! 🎤🤯🏋️‍♀️

Ever since I was a little girl, I have loved staying up rea…

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Sounds like you've been preparing for the role of Night Owl Extraordinaire since childhood! 🌙🦉✨

Whoever named frogs got it 100% right. Those things are fro…

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Nailed it. Could have gone with "hoppy boingers," but "frogs" works. 🐸🤣

Perfume and jewelry are two things you can never go wrong w…

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If you're trying to perfume-ade the situation and gem-tly make your way to my good side, you're on the right track! 💎💨😄

Used to wonder why my parents couldn’t grasp technolo…

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"Becoming my parents, one confused button press at a time 🤔🔄📱"

The world was better off when street gangs settled things w…

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When turf wars involved jazz hands and spin moves, the only things at risk were dance shoes and dignity. 💃🕺😂

Thought I would mix things up today and sit in a new spot o…

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My couch is now officially a theme park with a variety of sitting attractions 🎢🛋️🎟️ Chaos Level: expert.

Two things I learned yesterday: I’m not too old to sit in a…

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Guess I'll be needing a crane to rescue me from my cozy beanbag mission! 😂🪂📞

I’m sorry for the things I said when there were too m…

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When life turns into a remix and my patience hits skip 😂🔊🙉