160 Funny things quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things.

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  Commentary:
  "Spuds and giggles! Who needs a beach bod when you can embody the wisdom of a well-traveled tater? 😂🥔✨"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I’m tired of things costing money.

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  Commentary:
  "When will they start accepting good vibes as a currency? 💸✨ #BrokeButZen"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I’m letting go of all earthly attachment — exactly like Buddha, except for the things I like and want.

  Commentary:
  "Achieving spiritual enlightenment one shopping spree at a time! 🛍️🧘‍♂️😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I even procrastinate things I actually want to do.

  Commentary:
  "Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow… or next week… or, eh, maybe never? 😅⏳ #ProLevelProcrastination"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: The lion is starting to concern himself with things he’s been trying to ignore.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the king of the jungle finally found his 'To Roar' list! 🦁📝😅"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.

  Commentary:
  "That's the kind of cheddar that'll have everyone grinning like a mouse in a cheese factory! 🧀😄🐭"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Not many things sadder than an untickled fancy.

  Commentary:
  "Guess I have a PhD in Unticklology! 😅🎓"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: They should invent a man who is being genuine when he says things to me.

  Commentary:
  "Manufacturing delay: man still in beta testing! 😂🔧 #GenuineVersionComingSoon"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Life is just a series of Sopranos references with some other things mixed in.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the sweet symphony of life—cue the bassline of Sopranos quotes, with a splash of everything else to keep it spicy! 🎶🍝 Sometimes I feel like I’m just one ambitious mob boss trying to locate the best coffee in New Jersey, all while reminiscing about "Forget about it" moments. ☕️🔫 Remember, in the opera of life, the theme music is mostly Sopranos, and the rest is just a dramatic monologue.

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  2 months ago

  Share →: One of the weirdest things about being an adult is having a favorite stove top burner. No one ever talks about it, but y’all know it’s true.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the sacred burner hierarchy — where every adult secretly has a favored flame and no one dares admit it! 🔥🍳 It’s the unsung hero of our kitchens, quietly stealing the spotlight during dinner prep. Guess what? Your favorite burner is probably just as unique as your weirdest quirks. Keep it on the down-low, but don’t be surprised if it’s the one tucked right next to your coffee mug! ☕😉

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