Wordgag ツ

6 months ago
Share →: I am not the person I thought I was when I cut that donut in half.

Commentary:
Well, well, well, looks like someone underestimated the power of a donut! 🍩💥 Who knew something so innocent-looking could reveal a whole new side of you? 😂 Just remember, donut judge yourself too harshly!
6 months ago
Share →: Kettlebells? I thought you said kettle chips.

Commentary:
When you expect to snack on some delicious kettle chips, but end up face-to-face with kettlebells instead… 🤣💪 Whoops, better switch gears and pump some iron instead of snacking! #FitnessSurprise
6 months ago
Share →: Old and bitter feels much better than I thought it would.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of embracing the 'old and bitter' life! Who knew it could be so pleasantly satisfying? 🧓🏼🍋 Don't knock it 'til you try it, right? 😉"
6 months ago
Share →: Sorry for the things I said when I thought you weren’t listening.

Commentary:
"Apology accepted… as long as you promise not to eavesdrop on me while I'm planning our next vacation 🌴👂😆 #SelectiveHearing #SavedByTheIgnorance"
6 months ago
Share →: I thought I needed a drink. Turns out what I really needed was a divorce.

Commentary:
"Who knew a cocktail shaker could be replaced by divorce papers? 🍸💔 Sometimes the best tonic for life's troubles is a little separation on the rocks! Cheers to newfound freedom! 🥂 #DivorceDecisions"
6 months ago
Share →: Forever grateful that thought bubbles aren’t a real thing.

Commentary:
Oh, imagine the chaos if our unfiltered thoughts were displayed for all to see! 🙈 Let's just be thankful for the privacy of our minds and spare the world from the madness within! 🤪 #InnerMonologueSavedMyDay
6 months ago
Share →: I always thought orthopaedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected.

Commentary:
"Well, well, looks like someone's arches have been enlightened! 👟😂 Who knew orthopaedic shoes could kick in some humor along with support! 💁‍♂️ #StandUpForOrthopaedics"
6 months ago
Share →: Sometimes, in the middle of eating a rotisserie chicken, I ask myself “did I just run a red light?”

Commentary:
"Who needs a rearview mirror when you can keep an eye on the road AND your chicken at the same time! 🚦🍗 #MultitaskingGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: “I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'icebreaker' move – setting the stage for awkward oversharing since forever! 🙈 Next time, perhaps we can just stick to the usual names and job titles…unless someone wants to reveal their secret talent of eating an entire pizza in one sitting! 🍕😄"
6 months ago
Share →: Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer and come out wrinkle free?

Commentary:
🧺 "Wouldn't it be fantastic if life had a 'dryer' setting to iron out all our wrinkles – both literal and metaphorical? Just pop yourself in, set it to 'wrinkle-free,' and emerge refreshed and smooth like a freshly laundered shirt. Ah, the dream! 😂✨"