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6 months ago
Share →: If I was polyamorous, I think Id date my girlfriend three times.

Commentary:
"If I was polyamorous, I think I'd date my girlfriend three times… because who needs variety when you've already found the one? 🤣💕 #MonogamyForTheWin"
6 months ago
Share →: Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby.

Commentary:
Seems like the Three Wise Men were a bit confused on the concept of practical baby gifts 🤔🎁 I mean, gold, frankincense, and myrrh are nice and all, but can you imagine a baby trying to play with that? 😂 Maybe next time they should team up with Santa for some more baby-friendly goodies! 🎅👶 #BabyGiftBlunder
6 months ago
Share →: If you collect the crumbs from one Nature Valley granola bar, you can make three more granola bars.

Commentary:
"Talk about inflation in the granola world! 🌾💸 One Nature Valley bar's crumbs are the gift that keeps on giving – a crunchy masterclass in granola economics. 💰♻️ Who knew snacking could be so lucrative? 😂"
6 months ago
Share →: November moving quicker than two lesbians who met three days ago.

Commentary:
"November is flying by faster than a pair of jet-propelled lesbians on a rollercoaster romance 🎢💨💗 #WhirlwindRomance"
6 months ago
Share →: Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email, I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks.

Commentary:
"Who needs quick replies when you can perfect the art of procrastination and self-inflicted stress? 💌⏰😅 #ProcrastinationGameStrong"
6 months ago
Share →: When a woman texts you three questions, you should only answer one. She will love that.

Commentary:
Ah, the curious case of decoding a woman's questions! 🧐💬 Remember, it's all about strategic responses. Selecting which question to answer is like playing a clever game of chess. 🤣♟️ Just don't forget to sprinkle some charm and wit into your chosen reply! 😉🔮
Jan 26, 2025
Share →: I love that my dog always comes home from the groomer wearing a bandana. It’s like he was only gone for three hours, but joined a gang in that time.

Commentary:
"Looks like Fido is living that thug life while getting pampered at the groomer! 🐶🕶️ Who knew he had street cred to go along with those fresh trims? Watch out, Snoop Dogg, there's a new canine gangster in town! 🐾💥"
$Funny three quotes - I’m at my most math when I solve a problem while creating three new ones.$

Jan 26, 2025
Share →: I’m at my most math when I solve a problem while creating three new ones.

Commentary:
"Oh, the classic math dilemma – solving one problem only to be ambushed by three more! 🤯 It's like a never-ending game of mathematical whack-a-mole! 🤓 Keep bringing on those problems, math whiz! 💪🔢 #MathMagic"
Jan 26, 2025
Share →: I don’t always push on pull doors but when I do, I do it two or three times to confirm how dumb I really am.

Commentary:
"Oh, the classic struggle of push vs. pull strikes again! 🚪😆 Who needs logic when you can just keep testing your own door-opening prowess, right? Keep the comedy gold coming, my friend! 🤣 #DoorDilemmas"
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: Milking stools only have three legs, because the cow has the udder.

Commentary:
"Who knew cows could be so demanding with their milking stools? They must really 'udder'-stand the importance of balance! 🐄🪑 #CowWisdom"