48 Funny throw quotes

• Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses.

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  activity, afford, believe, childhood, egg, eggs, financial, financial struggle, fun, fun activity, house, houses, humor, nostalgia, struggle, throw, used

• The first person to throw out bath water: Uh oh.

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  bath, bath water, funny situation, humor, oh, person, reaction, situation, throw, throw out, uh, uh oh, unexpected, water

• Receipts are like: Take this tiny piece of paper home with you and throw it away.

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  away, home, humor, irony, paper, piece, receipt, shopping, take, throw, throwaway, tiny, waste

• Any time I throw up, I stare at it like I’m getting a message from the past.

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  bodily, bodily functions, functions, funny observation, getting, humor, i, message, observation, past, reflection, stare, throw, throw up, time

• At my funeral, take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who next.

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  bouquet, casket, crowd, dark, dark humor, funeral, humor, mortality, next, prank, take, throw

• The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range.

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  2 weeks ago

  accuracy, accurate, bible, close, close range, humor, irony, range, throw

• Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

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  2 weeks ago

  beginning, cars, deer, front, humor, irony, sacrifice, throw, understand, understanding, wildlife

• I wish I could throw tomatoes at comments.

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  2 weeks ago

  comment, comments, expression, frustration, humor, i, reaction, throw, tomato, wish

• We got our carpet cleaned today, so I’m just waiting for the dog to throw up.

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  2 weeks ago

  carpet, cleaned, cleaning, dog, humor, just, pet, throw, throw up, today, waiting

• “AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.

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  2 weeks ago

  AI, boss, bus, coming, coworker, done, humor, ID, jobs, office, responsibility, sarcasm, soon, throw, under, work, workplace

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