935 Funny time quotes

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  2 hours ago

  Commentary:
  Looks like there are 48 hours in your 24-hour day! ⏰😂📆

  anyone, decision, decisions, ever, every, humor, i, management, morning, procrastination, self-deprecation, time, time management, wake, wake up, worst, worst decision

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  8 hours ago

  Commentary:
  I feel personally attacked by this new definition of "sleeping in" 😂😴🌞

  am, change, humor, i, lifestyle, love, mean, means, morning, noon, routine, sleep, sleeping, sleeping in, time, used

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  20 hours ago

  Commentary:
  I guess that makes me fashionably late—time definitely lost my RSVP! ⏳😂

  ago, ancient, exaggeration, humor, love, me, promise, relationship, time

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  2 days ago

  Commentary:
  In the 90s, scientists conquered space. Today, they're answering questions we got wrong in preschool! 🚀🔄🤣

  90s, 90s scientist, clone, Earth, exploration, fact, humor, last, Mars, robot, round, round Earth, science, science fact, scientist, scientist today, scientists, sheep, space, space exploration, time, today

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  5 days ago

  Commentary:
  Sounds like he's got a 5-day free trial, but forgot to cancel the subscription! 😂⏳

  5, act, act right, back, beg, comeback, days, humor, just, man, relationship, right, take, time

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  6 days ago

  Commentary:
  Sounds like my favorite activity: competitive ceiling staring! 😜🛌🌌

  dark, dark room, feeling, feeling insane, focus, health, hobby, humor, indoor, indoor hobby, insane, lying, lying down, mental, mental health, perfect, perfect time, relaxation, room, self-care, time, year

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  6 days ago

  Commentary:
  Love those winter time blackouts! Where else can you binge-watch guilt-free and feel like a time traveler? 🍿🕰️🌌

  2, 5, actually, am, awesome, bedtime, black, couple, cozy, evening, feels, humor, movie, night, only, perception, pitch, put, reality, staying, super, time, time perception, winter

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  1 week ago

  Commentary:
  Looks like my calendar is finally catching up with my night owl tendencies 🦇🌕 Frankenstein Fridays, anyone? 🧟‍♂️🗓️

  2024, 2025, 2026, birth, birth year, born, exactly, frankenstein, humor, i, monster, movie, Nosferatu, right, time, timing, vampire, werewolf, Werwulf, year

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  1 week ago

  Commentary:
  Shein: Where your shopping cart feels like a slot machine. 🎰🛒✨

  app, casino, design, every, experience, feels, game, game design, much, online, online shopping, open, Shein, shopping, shopping app, time, too, user, user experience

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  1 week ago

  Commentary:
  "Unavailable is my spirit animal 🦥🔕😴"

  alone, alone time, favorite, favourite, humor, introvert, life, mood, relaxation, social, social life, state, time, unavailable

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