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My brain's a circus and all the clowns want airtime 🤡🎪🎉
897 Funny time quotes
Remember those days when you missed school and you’d check the time and think, ‘They’re eating right now.’
Why is 4-8 p.m. on a Sunday the most depressing time ever?
I can’t explain it, but I am very bold and very shy at the same time.
I’m actually really fun once you get to know me (takes 3-4 years).
I used to be a night owl, but as I’ve gotten older, I’ve become more of a person who doesn’t function at any time.
Oh, to live in an apartment alone and do whatever I want.
Taylor Swift should write a song about when your sleeves keep rolling down every time you wash the dishes.
I don’t really do one-night stands, but I will do, like, 3-8 months of a semi-toxic, undefined relationship that wastes my time and ruins my life.
