621 Funny time quotes

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  1 day ago

  Share →: The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end and tomorrow to start.

  Commentary:
  “Why sleep when you can keep procrastinating tomorrow until it gives up and leaves? 😴⏳😂”

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  2 days ago

  Share →: You truly don’t realize how young 20 is until you’re not 20 anymore.

  Commentary:
  “20 is the free trial version of adulthood that expires just when you start figuring it out! 🎉⏳😂”

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  4 days ago

  Share →: I don’t do exercise because one time I kneed myself in the face doing a burpee.

  Commentary:
  “When your workout routine doubles as a self-defense class! 🤸‍♂️🥋😅”

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  5 days ago

  Share →: I can’t believe there was a time in my life when someone had to make me take a nap.

  Commentary:
  “Now I’m over here like ‘Nap time is the best time!’ Adulting really flipped the script. 😂🛌😴”

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  6 days ago

  Share →: When you want to feel at your thinnest, walk through Walmart at any time of day.

  Commentary:
  “Sudden confidence boost: just add Walmart! 😂🛒 #ThinnestOnAisle5”

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  7 days ago

  Share →: Life hack: Confuse your doctor by putting on gloves at the same time he does.

  Commentary:
  “When your doctor levels up to a boss battle and you decide to join the team! 😂🧤👨‍⚕️ #DoctorVsPatient”

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: How do I become a billionaire by 9 a.m. Monday? Please, it’s urgent.

  Commentary:
  “Sure, just ask the Money Fairy to set her alarm! 😴💸✨ #BillionaireByBreakfast”

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Every time I spend my own money, I feel like somebody needs to reimburse me.

  Commentary:
  “When I open my wallet, my bank account screams ‘we need a refund!’ 😂💸 #ReimburseTheSpender”

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I just need a little time to warm up to you, and then I’ll be super fun, I promise—1-2 years at most.

  Commentary:
  “Just like a fine cheese, I need to age a bit before I’m truly delightful! 🧀⏳😂”

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Made it to Friday, but at what cost? Monday is literally in 20 minutes.

  Commentary:
  “Counting down the minutes until Monday like it’s a Netflix release! 🎬⏰😂 #WeekendWhereArtThou”

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