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My mom always used to tell me that I look cute when I sleep. My boss has a different opinion.

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After Michael Jordan joined a religious order, he was known as Air Friar.

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Hi, I’m a social media user, you might know me from such hits as “I’m leaving this stupid place” and “I’m back everybody.”

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Hobbies include being misunderstood.

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I love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen.

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I don’t just hold a grudge; I love it, pet it, feed it and take it for long walks on the beach.

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Why can’t opportunity just come back later?

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People who cook breakfast before going to work are too mature for me.

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Me: Maybe it’s the weed talking but your apartment seems enormous. IKEA Manager: Sir.

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I watched a woman clean her whole house on YouTube today, in case you thought I lacked ambition.

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No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.

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Girls take a picture of their legs in a bubble bath and say “guess where I am”. The library?

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I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?

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I’m bored, but not “read a book for fun” bored.

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When people say they’re speechless, I always hope they mean it, but they never stop talking.

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Sometimes I’m out in public and I have to look down real quick to make sure I remembered to put on pants.

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Turns out that ending meetings with “have the day you deserve” has made me some enemies at work.

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Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.

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It is a mistake to say that the people who live a hundred years from now will have nothing to laugh at. They can laugh at us.

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There are two types of people in politics. Avoid them.

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Share →: Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.

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"Who knew avoiding awkward encounters was the ultimate cardio workout? 😂🏃‍♂️💨 #WalmartOlympics"
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Share →: What I’m trying to say is, “Hello, here’s my entire heart and all of my devotion.”

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💌 "Looks like someone's offering more commitment than my gym membership!" 😂❤️
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Share →: I wish more modern politics were about trying to stop the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy.

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"Honestly, I'm ready for politicians to say, 'The oracle has spoken!' instead of 'The polls have spoken.' 🧙‍♂️🔮🤣"
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Share →: Hey bartender, can you turn down the music, please? This guy I just met is trying to explain how baseball works.

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"Shhh, trying to learn the rules of baseball over here! 🤫⚾️📚😂"
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Share →: Hey, sorry I acted weird the other day. I was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired.

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"Trying to be normal is my superpower, but I must have left my cape at home! 🦸‍♂️😜😂"
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Share →: I’m already spoiled… please don’t come into my life trying to unspoil me.

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"Sorry, I'm a limited edition! 🛍️😂 Any attempts to 'unspoil' are strictly prohibited 🚫✨"
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Share →: Telling your parents about your problems is like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.

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"When you try to explain your drama to your parents: 🚒 + ⛽ = 🔥🔥🔥 #Whoops #FuelToTheFire"
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Share →: Mission Impossible theme song plays in my head when I’m trying to remember a password.

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"Brain: *Let's solve this puzzle!* Password: *Not so fast, buddy! 🤔🔑🎶*"
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Share →: Trying to spend less time on my phone so I can get back to something I’ve loved since childhood: watching TV.

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"Ah yes, trading thumb workouts for intense couch marathons! 📱➡️📺 #BalanceRestored"
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Share →: The lion is starting to concern himself with things he’s been trying to ignore.

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"Looks like the king of the jungle finally found his 'To Roar' list! 🦁📝😅"

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Not to brag, but no one has ever accused me of trying too hard.

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Due to inflation, a picture is now worth 2300 words.

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An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.

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People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.

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Here’s your daily reminder to not forget about Dre.

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I heard you like bad boys. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

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Reverse cowgirl, so we can both address the elephant in the room.

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I like winter because I fundamentally understand I deserve to suffer.

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Welcome to your 40s, the best part of your day is now the heated seats in your car after a long day.

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Marriage is for life. But when that was first said, life was shorter.

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My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point.

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We’re all in the billionaire submarine now.

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Making a record-breaking number of bad choices today, I’m really proud of myself.

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All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone.

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My brain logged me out due to inactivity, and I can’t remember the password.

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The Jaws theme stays on during sex.

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I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.

Cheers to all who skipped that one dish at Thanksgiving because you just didn’t trust the person who brought it.

Not the sharpest cheddar on the charcuterie board.

My acting reel includes clips of me “listening” during Zoom meetings.

Tonight, my poor liver has to pay again for what went wrong during the week.

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At my age, “getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering what you came in there for.

Welcome to middle age. You now take pictures of instructions so you can enlarge them.

Kinda in the mood to let my feelings impair my judgement.

If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything about something, please let me know.

If you would like to get an idea of what an exorcism is like, try putting clothes on a toddler.

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Well, maybe grass should touch me for once. How about that?

Men be like, “But I’m different.” Yeah, a different type of disappointment.

There’s a special place in hell for people like you (next to me).

Sometimes I say “huh,” then answer the question before you can repeat your question.

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(Making small talk with a couple) So have you guys ever cheated on each other?

Tech bros are frequently wrong but never in doubt.

My husband keeps borrowing and losing my tweezers, so I’m naming this chin hair after him.

Coffee: Because without it I would be a serious danger to society.

I don’t “make friends”. I get adopted by extroverts and they make me do things.

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