Funny types quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Quality women really do attract everyone. A bright light always attracts all types of bugs.

  Commentary:
  "True, they're like human bug zappers! 😂✨🐞"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: The two types of video games are kill everything that moves and Microsoft Excel.

  Commentary:
  Ah, yes, the classic gamer dichotomy: unleashing havoc on virtual worlds or meticulously organizing spreadsheets. It's like choosing between chaos and order, between slaying dragons and slaying data. 🎮💥💼 Who needs real-life adventures when you can battle monsters or conquer formulas from the comfort of your own screen? Choose your weapon: a sword or a mouse—both equally formidable in their own realms! ⚔️🖱️ #GamerLife #Spread

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There are two types of people: Those who steal food off your plate and those who you keep in your life.

  Commentary:
  "When it comes to food thieves, keep your friends close and your forks closer! 🍴👀 #SharingIsCaringButNotAlways"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There are two types of people at work: Those who work and those who have become pros at looking busy.

  Commentary:
  "Some people are just one Excel spreadsheet away from an Oscar for Best Actor in a leading role 🎭📊 #MasterOfPretendingToWork"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: In the autumn there are two types of creatures who collect acorns: squirrels and toddlers.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the autumn acorn dilemma: squirrels meticulously planning for winter while toddlers.. well, toddlers just being toddlers 🐿️👶. It's a race against time to see who can stock up first! 🍂😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There are two types of people in politics. Avoid them.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, politics – the land of drama queens and power-hungry villains. 🕵️‍♂️ Best to steer clear and leave them to their own reality TV show. 📺 Who needs that kind of entertainment in their life? 🙅‍♂️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Too many types of pasta. I can say my fav is Fliccaroni and not one of you can be sure if it’s real. Look at you googling it.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the endless world of pasta… Fliccaroni is clearly the rare gem of the pasta kingdom, only known to the pasta connoisseurs 😏🍝 Watch out, Google, you're in for a wild ride trying to decipher this culinary mystery! #PastaParadox"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: People tell introverts to talk more and get out of their comfort zone, but no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable.

  Commentary:
  "Introverts: 'Talk more and get out of your comfort zone!' 🗣️

  Extroverts: 'Shush it and give the comfort zone some peace!' 🤫🛋️

  Balance is key, folks! 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.

  Commentary:
  Ah, Walmart – the great divider of mankind! 🛒 For some, it's a chore-filled expedition, a journey into the depths of consumerism. For others, it's a thrilling adventure, a chance to embrace the chaos and find hidden gems among the shelves. Which type are you? Embrace the Walmart experience, for it is a true test of character! 💸🎉

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