63 Funny waking quotes

• The best part of getting older? I can wake up on my day off, without an alarm, at the same time my alarm would go off.

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  1 day ago

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• What did people do before alarm clocks? Just go to bed like, “Hope I wake up in time for work tomorrow.”

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  2 weeks ago

  alarm, alarm clock, bed, bedtime, before, clock, clocks, hope, humor, i, just, morning, morning routine, people, routine, sleep, time, tomorrow, wake, waking, waking up, work

• I woke up alive again.

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  2 months ago

  again, alive, gratitude, humor, i, life, morning, waking, waking up, woke

• I’ve woken up yet again without an emotional support capybara.

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  2 months ago

  again, animal, capybara, emotional, emotional support, health, humor, mental, mental health, pet, support, support animal, waking, waking up

• Wake up, there’s overthinking to be done.

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  2 months ago

  activity, daily, daily routine, done, humor, mental, mental activity, overthinking, procrastination, routine, sarcasm, wake, waking, waking up

• People out there having five-year plans, and here I am waking up just hoping I remember what day it is.

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  2 months ago

  am, day, five-year, five-year plan, forgetfulness, having, here, hoping, humor, i, just, life, life planning, people, plan, planning, plans, remember, waking, waking up

• I hate when people ask me, “What did you do today?” Like, buddy, listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don’t know.

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  2 months ago

  ask, buddy, day, five, frustration, hate, humor, i, know, laziness, listen, me, noon, okay, people, procrastination, time, today, waking, waking up, woke

• Who needs an alarm clock when you have a bladder.

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  2 months ago

  alarm, alarm clock, bladder, clock, humor, morning, morning routine, needs, routine, waking, waking up

• Adulthood is just waking up tired one day, and then being tired forever after that.

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  2 months ago

  adulthood, after, being, day, exhaustion, fatigue, forever, humor, just, life, tired, waking, waking up

• That second wave of sleep after waking up too early.

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  2 months ago

  after, early, fatigue, morning, nap, rest, second, sleep, snooze, tiredness, too, waking, waking up, wave

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