Funny quotes waking

33 Funny waking quotes

I feel like waking up early on the weekend is so disrespectful.

1 month ago

Unfortunately most of my sex noises come from trying to get out of bed.

1 month ago

The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

1 month ago

It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up.

1 month ago

Me waking up: wow, I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight.

1 month ago

You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.

2 months ago

My first thought upon waking up in the morning is “not again”.

2 months ago

I changed my alarm clock sound to an applause, it’s the least I deserve for waking up at 7am.

2 months ago

My fondest childhood memory is being able to sleep through the entire night and waking up rested.

3 months ago

Proverbs are so mean. Like, I don’t deserve any worm because I woke up at 11am? Like, no worm at all?

3 months ago

Getting up early would be easier if we could keep our eyes closed.

3 months ago

Another fine day ruined by waking up.

3 months ago

Basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up, and also really bad at going to sleep.

3 months ago

Waking up has backfired on me so many times.

3 months ago

My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.

3 months ago

If there’s ever an alien invasion, I hope it doesn’t start while I’m asleep. I hate being woken up before my alarm.

3 months ago

Bought a pair of night vision goggles so that I can easily find the fridge at night without waking my wife.

3 months ago

Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time.

3 months ago

There should be a good 10 hours in between waking up and having to interact with people.

3 months ago

It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.

3 months ago