Funny quotes waking

33 Funny waking quotes

I feel like waking up early on the weekend is so disrespectful.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Unfortunately most of my sex noises come from trying to get out of bed.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Me waking up: wow, I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.

Funny Quotes Mar 7, 2025

My first thought upon waking up in the morning is “not again”.

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025

I changed my alarm clock sound to an applause, it’s the least I deserve for waking up at 7am.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

My fondest childhood memory is being able to sleep through the entire night and waking up rested.

Funny Quotes Feb 4, 2025

Proverbs are so mean. Like, I don’t deserve any worm because I woke up at 11am? Like, no worm at all?

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Getting up early would be easier if we could keep our eyes closed.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Another fine day ruined by waking up.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up, and also really bad at going to sleep.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Waking up has backfired on me so many times.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

If there’s ever an alien invasion, I hope it doesn’t start while I’m asleep. I hate being woken up before my alarm.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Bought a pair of night vision goggles so that I can easily find the fridge at night without waking my wife.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

There should be a good 10 hours in between waking up and having to interact with people.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

“I can’t wait to go back to bed tonight!” Me, 5 minutes after waking up.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Nothing like waking up on a Friday and finding out it’s Tuesday.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

True luxury is sleeping until you wake up by yourself.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I absolutely hate being woken from a nap. There were other treadmills in the gym that dude could have used.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025