Funny war quotes

Harry Potter is sort of crazy. I would have never fought a war for my high school.

Harry Potter is sort of crazy. I would have never fought a war for my high school.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025

God: "I told you to love thy neighbor - not start trade wars with them."

God: “I told you to love thy neighbor – not start trade wars with them.”

Funny Quotes Feb 4, 2025

Me at war: You guys mind if I leave a bit early today?

Me at war: You guys mind if I leave a bit early today?

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

My grandad fought Germans on the beaches of Normandy. This was last summer and it was very embarrassing.

My grandad fought Germans on the beaches of Normandy. This was last summer and it was very embarrassing.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

There’s not gonna be a civil war. None of us can afford to take that much time off work.

There’s not gonna be a civil war. None of us can afford to take that much time off work.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I'll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.

I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025