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Me at war: You guys mind if I leave a bit early today?
Harry Potter is sort of crazy. I would have never fought a war for my high school.
There’s not gonna be a civil war. None of us can afford to take that much time off work.
My grandad fought Germans on the beaches of Normandy. This was last summer and it was very embarrassing.
I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.

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2 months ago
Share →: Men used to go to war, now they drinking matcha.

Commentary:
"From battling foes to sipping green tea lattes, oh how the times have changed! 🍵💪 Are we witnessing a peaceful revolution or just a matcha addiction in the making? 😄"
4 months ago
Share →: Harry Potter is sort of crazy. I would have never fought a war for my high school.

Commentary:
"Harry Potter really takes 'extracurricular activities' to a whole new level! 🧙‍♂️⚡️ Who knew high school could get this intense? 📚🏰 #SchoolWars"
5 months ago
Share →: God: “I told you to love thy neighbor – not start trade wars with them.”

Commentary:
Oh, it seems like God is keeping a close eye on international relations now! 🌍😂 Remember folks, love and cooperation make better neighbors than tariffs and trade disputes! 🤝💼 #NeighbourlyLove
5 months ago
Share →: Me at war: You guys mind if I leave a bit early today?

Commentary:
"Me at war: 'Anyone up for a little early retreat?' 🏃‍♂️💨 #StrategicExitStrategy"
5 months ago
Share →: Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

Commentary:
"According to the entertainment industry, attending a masquerade ball is a high-stakes affair with more danger than a battlefield! 🎭💃 Who knew donning a fancy mask could be riskier than dodging bullets? 🎥😄 #BallroomBattles"
5 months ago
Share →: My grandad fought Germans on the beaches of Normandy. This was last summer and it was very embarrassing.

Commentary:
Looks like Grandad's time traveling adventures took an unexpected turn! 🕰️🏖️😅 Hopefully he's brushing up on his history lessons for his next trip!
5 months ago
Share →: There’s not gonna be a civil war. None of us can afford to take that much time off work.

Commentary:
"Looks like avoiding a civil war comes down to practicality, not just fighting spirit! 💼💰 Who has time for battle when there's bills to pay and deadlines to meet? 😂 Let's settle our differences over coffee breaks instead, shall we? ☕️ #OfficeLifeWars"
5 months ago
Share →: I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.

Commentary:
"Movie sound engineers must think we all have super hearing abilities 🦻🎬 Keep the popcorn crunching louder than the dialogue, am I right? 🍿💥 #NeighborNeedsEarplugs"