31 Funny war quotes

• WW3 is either gonna happen so fast you sleep through it, or it’s gonna last for the rest of your life.

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  duration, fast, happen, humor, last, life, rest, sleep, through, war, WW3

• It amazes me how many battles in the first two years of the Civil War were decided by which side woke up the earliest.

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  battle, battles, civil, civil war, early, early morning, history, humor, me, morning, side, strategy, wake, wake up, war, war strategy, woke

• Guy on the day of the 1918 armistice, walking around the trench, clapping, saying things like “Great work, everyone,” and “We did it, team.”

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  1918, armistice, around, celebration, clapping, day, everyone, great, guy, humor, saying, soldier, team, teamwork, things, trench, victory, walking, war, work

• Men used to go to war. Now they say, “Hey, Grok.”

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  caveman, communication, greeting, grok, humor, man, men, say, used, war

• Saw a girl in a Franz Ferdinand T-shirt. She couldn’t even name three other main causes of the outbreak of World War I.

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  cause, even, ferdinand, franz, Franz Ferdinand, girl, history, humor, i, joke, main, name, saw, t-shirt, three, war, world, World War I

• Once your parents move from “What time are you coming back” to “Are you coming back today,” you have won the war.

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  back, coming, coming back, family, humor, move, once, parent, parents, relationship, time, today, war

• Laying in bed with the nervous system of someone going to war.

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  anxiety, bed, going, laying, nervous, nervous system, sleeplessness, someone, stress, system, tension, war

• If you send a man to war today, he’s gonna go there and take dark exposure aesthetic pics.

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  aesthetic, dark, dark exposure, exposure, humor, man, photo, pics, send, take, today, war

• Men used to send love letters in the middle of wars, and now they think reassurance is too much effort.

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  communication, effort, humor, letter, letters, love, love letter, men, middle, much, nostalgia, reassurance, relationship, send, think, too, used, war, wars

• Men used to go to war, now they want to be the little spoon.

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  cuddle, dating, gender, gender roles, humor, irony, little, masculinity, men, relationship, roles, spoon, used, want, war

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