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No matter how much Polynesian food you eat, you always want Samoa.

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I don’t need your flipping advice, I am capable of ruining my life on my own.

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What if they close grocery stores and we have to hunt for our food? I don’t even know where the little gummy bears live.

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Bought a house plant so I wouldn’t be the only one dying of dehydration around here.

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I regret to inform you that the secret to appearing well-read is to read.

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Your skull is the only thing preventing your brain from floating away, unburdened as it is by any meaningful thought to anchor it.

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Today sucked so bad, I had to stop by the liquor store on my way to the bar.

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Canadians are nice because they’re close to Santa.

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After all these years, Jude Law has finally noticed me and responded to my love letters. Something about staying 500 feet away. I’m getting it framed.

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How inappropriate is it to ask a stranger to scratch your back? Need to know ten minutes ago.

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Cleaning the rocks of the earth one load of my kids’ laundry at a time.

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Eternal Sunshine of the Thotless Grind.

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Actually, men should take the pill. It makes more sense to unload the gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.

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My body is like an elastic band – no matter how I stretch it, it goes back to the nap position.

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Sometimes you just need to eat shredded cheese straight out of the bag.

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The dude who invented the autocorrect has died. Restaurant in piece.

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Got kicked out of reincarnation club for yelling yolo.

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Ever since I was a little kid, I knew that I wanted to be late for work.

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My husband said I use a lot of makeup, so I showed him some makeup tutorials on TikTok and I don’t think he’ll be making that mistake again.

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My dad thought Siri would be more helpful finding a lemon ricotta recipe if he used an Italian accent.

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Funny war quotes bring a hilarious twist to serious battles ⚔️😂, reminding us that even in tough times, humor wins! From clever one-liners to witty observations, these gems lighten the mood and offer a fresh perspective on history’s grittiest moments 🎖️🤣. Ready to chuckle while exploring the lighter side of conflict? Let’s dive into the funniest takes on war that’ll have you laughing out loud! 💥😆

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Interesting people are my favorite endangered species.

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My daughter asked me what it’s like to be a parent, so I woke her up at 3 AM to let her know that I couldn’t sleep.

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I was brought up in the wild by hyenas. Times were hard, food was scarce but we had some great laughs.

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If you accuse me of yelling, you will start to hear yelling so you can note the difference in the future.

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Sorry I can’t help you move, my hands are in permanent air quotes.

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You know Santa isn’t real because no man over 40 is out past 9PM.

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I think you would all treat me a lot better if I possessed a small amount of plutonium.

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Got so emotional thinking about the Toy Story aliens. They have each other.

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Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.

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I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.

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I’m the only person breathing through my nose at this Walmart.

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Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they are dead.

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I’ve done literally nothing all day, except feel guilty about doing nothing all day.

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Two words have helped me open a lot of doors in my life. Push and Pull.

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Using a condom and still pulling out, call that two-factor authentication.

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Called in, “I put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up.”

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My last husband’s name is Don. I just added an E to it and walked away.

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I love when men go on diets they will be like “let me go for the healthy option”: the buffalo chicken quesadilla.

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So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

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If you see me out in public but we haven’t talked since high school, let’s keep it that way.

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