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20 Funny whatever quotes

Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too.

2 days ago

The secret to being able to buy whatever you want is not wanting much.

5 days ago

Whatever the plot is in Barbie’s movie, my dolls have been through worse.

2 weeks ago

I’m at that age where someone can call me the wrong name and I’m just like “whatever, I’ll be Dan for a minute”.

2 months ago

Blaming the full moon for whatever unhinged decision I make tonight.

2 months ago

One year closer to whatever age my obituary will say.

3 months ago

I would describe my personal style as whatever is on top of the pile of clothes on the floor.

3 months ago

Whatever doesn’t kill you is probably still trying.

3 months ago

Did you guys know that you can actually do whatever you want all the time?

3 months ago

I’m experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep everyone away, whatever their profession.

3 months ago

Filling animals with helium is kinda weird, but whatever floats your goat.

3 months ago

Remember, if you start with, “It’s crazy to think…” you can say whatever you want.

3 months ago

I’m one of those lucky people that can eat whatever they want and not put on any clothes.

3 months ago

Shazam, but for whatever the hell goes on in the apartment upstairs.

3 months ago

You better pray to whatever god you serve that this email finds you before I do.

3 months ago

I appreciate the sun for always moving in the sky in a predictable way but I also respect the moon for just kind of doing whatever.

3 months ago

Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot.

3 months ago

I’m very loyal to whatever brand is on sale.

3 months ago

I wanna stand with you on a mountain and throw you into the sea, or whatever Savage Garden was on about.

3 months ago

If oats can be milk, you can be whatever you want.

3 months ago