55 Funny whatever quotes

• Imagine working at Pornhub. At like the corporate office as a developer or whatever. White collar. That’s gotta be a weird job. Working there has gotta be bloody weird.

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  3 hours ago

  adult, adult industry, collar, corporate, corporate office, developer, humor, imagine, industry, job, office, office job, Pornhub, weird, weird job, whatever, white, white collar, working, workplace, workplace humor

• Girl, whatever you’re going through right now, as long as you’re not pregnant, you’re gonna be fine.

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  5 hours ago

  advice, fine, girl, going, going through, humor, pregnancy, pregnant, reassurance, right, situation, through, whatever

• I was gonna kiss you under the blood moon eclipse, but whatever, bro.

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  7 hours ago

  blood, blood moon, bro, eclipse, fail, humor, i, kiss, moon, romantic, romantic fail, under, whatever

• Perks of being a girl: You can think about whatever you want in public without worrying about boners.

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  9 hours ago

  being, boner, girl, perk, perks, public, think, thought, want, whatever, worrying

• I was gonna brush up against you like a cat, but whatever, bro.

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  11 hours ago

  bro, brush, casual, cat, humor, i, whatever

• Aging isn’t even 1% as scary as whatever is going on with the people trying not to.

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  16 hours ago

  1, aging, behavior, even, fear, going, humor, people, scary, social, social behavior, trying, whatever

• Hey kid, wanna hear a scary story? One day, you will be able to do whatever you want, and you will choose to stay home alone.

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  18 hours ago

  able, adulthood, alone, choice, choose, day, freedom, hear, home, humor, irony, kid, loneliness, scary, scary story, stay, stay home, story, want, whatever

• Unfortunately for everyone, I will keep doing whatever I want.

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  20 hours ago

  attitude, determination, doing, everyone, freedom, humor, i, independence, keep, stubbornness, unfortunately, want, whatever

• I let my girl wear whatever because you’re staring, and I’m hittin’ that.

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  1 week ago

  attraction, fashion, flirting, girl, humor, i, jealousy, let, relationship, staring, wear, whatever

• I wonder whatever happened to the tiny dogs all of those terrible women were carrying around in their purses.

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  2 weeks ago

  accessory, around, carrying, dog, dogs, fashion, fashion accessory, humor, i, nostalgia, pet, pet accessory, purse, terrible, tiny, tiny dog, whatever, woman, women, wonder

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