52 Funny whatever quotes

• I’m an adult. I can do whatever I want. And yet, here I am just doing laundry, eating salads, taking antidepressants, flossing my teeth, and going on little walks. Like an IDIOT.

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  2 weeks ago

  adult, am, antidepressant, doing, eating, floss, flossing, going, here, humor, i, idiot, irony, just, laundry, little, responsibility, salad, self-care, taking, teeth, walk, walks, want, whatever

• Twitter is diarrhea of the mouth at its finest. Everyone is just going around vomiting whatever is in their brains.

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  3 weeks ago

  around, brain, brains, diarrhea, everyone, going, humor, just, mouth, nonsense, place, talking, vomiting, whatever

• The art of letting whoever think whatever.

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  4 weeks ago

  art, humor, letting, letting go, mindset, opinion, think, whatever

• When I say I love the ocean, I mean I love the surface. Whatever goes on beneath has my respect, but it’s none of my business.

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  1 month ago

  boundary, business, humor, i, love, mean, mystery, none, ocean, respect, say, surface, underwater, whatever

• Man, it sucks having no kids. All I do is whatever I want, all the time.

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  1 month ago

  freedom, having, humor, i, kid, kids, lifestyle, man, parenting, sarcasm, sucks, time, want, whatever

• This chapter of my life is called “Ummm, okay, I guess whatever.”

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  1 month ago

  attitude, called, casual, casual attitude, chapter, guess, humor, i, indifference, life, life chapter, ok, uncertainty, whatever

• How do I get one of those fake corporate jobs where I work remotely, get paid for responding to one email a day, and have a laptop on with Outlook or whatever open?

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  2 months ago

  corporate, corporate job, day, email, fake, fake job, home, humor, i, job, jobs, laptop, lazy, lazy work, life, office, office humor, open, outlook, paid, remote, remote work, responding, whatever, where, work, work from home, work life

• Whatever happened calorically this weekend can never happen again.

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  2 months ago

  again, calorie, diet, food, happen, humor, indulgence, never, resolution, weekend, whatever

• I want whatever the people who run at 6 a.m. have.

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  2 months ago

  6, 6 a.m., a.m., am, early, early riser, energy, exercise, fitness, humor, i, lifestyle, morning, morning run, motivation, people, riser, run, runner, want, whatever

• I miss whatever age I was when I thought five dollars was a lot of money.

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  2 months ago

  age, childhood, childhood memory, dollars, financial, financial perspective, five, i, innocence, lot, memory, miss, money, nostalgia, perspective, thought, whatever, youth

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