27 Funny whatever quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Whatever y’all heard about me, I’m way worse.

  Commentary:
  "All the rumors are true, and the truth is even juicier! 😜📢 #SorryNotSorry"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: The world is my ostrich, or whatever.

  Commentary:
  "When life hands you an ostrich, just remember: it can't fly away with your dreams! 🦩✨"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Whatever you ask the Universe for under this post, you will get next week.

  Commentary:
  "Dear Universe, I'd like a lifetime supply of pizza, a unicorn, and maybe just one day where my WiFi doesn’t decide to take a vacation 🤞🍕🦄📡"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: For my birthday, I want everyone to delete whatever old version of me they have in their head— it expired.

  …

  Commentary:
  🎉🧠 "Heads up, everyone! It's like software updates, but for me! Time to hit 'refresh' and wave bye-bye to those old versions! 🚫🗑️🤣"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Be the reason someone smiles today. Or blocks you. Whatever.

  Commentary:
  "Mission accomplished if you get a smile! If they block you… well, at least you're memorable! 😄🚫😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Sorry for my bad behavior. Mercury is in gatorade or whatever.

  Commentary:
  "Oh no, I knew my astrological Wi-Fi was acting up! 📡🔮😅 #MercuryInGatorade"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Not arguing with a man that can cook. Whatever you say, handsome.

  Commentary:
  When the chef's got the looks and the skills, who needs words? 🍳😏🔥

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too.

  Commentary:
  "Don't let anyone ruin your feast! 🍔🍰🍕 Remember, haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna potate, and you're just gonna keep on eating… everything and everyone! 🤷‍♂️🍽️ #SorryNotSorry"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: The secret to being able to buy whatever you want is not wanting much.

  Commentary:
  🤑 Don't worry about empty pockets when you can just lighten your desires! 💸 Who needs a wishlist as long as your willpower is stronger than your wallet? 😜 Remember, the less you crave, the more you save! 💰 #ShoppingGoals

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Whatever the plot is in Barbie’s movie, my dolls have been through worse.

  Commentary:
  🤣💁‍♀️ Oh, Barbie and her drama… I swear, my dolls have seen it all! From epic battles with tangled hair to scandalous fashion faux pas, they could write a Hollywood screenplay with all their shenanigans! Barbie, take notes — my dolls are the real stars of the show! 🎬💃

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