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Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

God knew I would be too powerful if I had conversation skills.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

December you will be good to me (threateningly).

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

I need a Netflix show called: “Background noise while you scroll on your phone.”

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

The Airbnb reviews never tell you how comfortable the toilets are for falling asleep on.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

Money does not buy happiness, but it’s better to cry in a sports car than on a bicycle.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

“What do your tattoos mean?” They mean I can sit still for a long time.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

You should be allowed to leave work early if you are really in love.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

At some point, I need to admit my ‘guilty pleasure’ music taste is just my music taste now.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

If I was a microplastic, I would simply not go in the ocean or anyone’s mouth.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation.

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Spotted on X:

I feel like I’ve skipped the whole ‘go out and have fun’ stage and went straight to being an 80-year-old woman.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Show me another rule so I can break that one too.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Attention: will the owner of a small blue planet with tectonic plates please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating.

Shared recently on Facebook:

If you’re going to walk in my shoes, please also wear my FitBit.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

If dogs ever learn to talk, I want everyone to keep in mind that mine is a big fat liar.

Making waves on Threads:

You don’t realize how incorrect and annoying YouTube video essays are until they’re about something you like.

Just shared via Reddit:

Hey boy, are you my washing machine? Because neither of you know how long 10 minutes last.

Making waves on TikTok:

Limbo is the only sport where being really bad at it means you’re raising the bar.

Live now on TikTok:

FOMO? No, I’ve got FOBI. Fear of being invited.

Just landed via Facebook:

My favorite part of socializing is when it’s over.

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Someone from 🇸🇾 has downloaded:

I can’t finish cleaning up my room because I get distracted by all of the cool stuff I find.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

I wish I could be as excited about being awake as my dog is about me being awake.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

“Seize the day!” No thank you. I will leave the day alone and hope it extends me the same courtesy.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

Fun fact: The US was originally not meant to be a reality TV show.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

Working my first office job. Is it normal to have nothing to do?

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

I’m the friend who shows up with a shovel and an alibi.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

“I’m not falling for that again,” I say, as I’m about to fall for whatever that is again.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

My door camera alerts are all just me stepping outside to see how warm it is.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

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Just shared via WeChat:

Why can’t opportunity just come back later?

Spotted on LinkedIn:

The wind is about to blow me to Oz, so if you see me flying past your window, mind your business.

Making waves on Reddit:

Diet hack: Spend your money filling up your gas tank so you won’t have money for groceries.

Making waves on Slack:

I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.

Just landed via TikTok:

Called in, “I put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up.”

Freshly posted on X:

Sorry I can’t help you move, my hands are in permanent air quotes.

Just landed via Discord:

Marriage is for life. But when that was first said, life was shorter.

Just landed via Slack:

The older I get, the more I don’t want to do things.

Reported on WeChat:

I’m not like other girls. I don’t have a podcast.

Live now on Facebook:

Meetings are a wonderful way to help your employees take a break from being productive.

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