330 Funny where quotes

• There should be a website where you post your wishes, and rich people who don’t know what to do with their money give you an anonymous gift.

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  3 months ago

  anonymous, anonymous gift, charity, gift, gift giving, give, giving, know, money, people, person, philanthropy, post, rich, rich person, should, website, where, wish, wishes

• I can’t believe we live in the timeline where we invented a technology to make it so we can never trust a photo or video again.

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  3 months ago

  again, age, believe, digital, digital age, fake, fake news, i, invention, literacy, live, media, media literacy, never, news, photo, skepticism, technology, timeline, trust, video, where

• Living solo: where pants are optional, and snacks are unlimited.

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  3 months ago

  casual, humor, independence, lifestyle, living, living solo, optional, pants, snack, snacks, solo, where

• They should invent a day where it all works out.

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  3 months ago

  day, humor, invent, invention, life, luck, optimism, should, where, wish, works

• Home is where you can say anything because nobody’s really listening, anyway.

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  3 months ago

  anything, communication, conversation, family, home, humor, listening, say, where

• Job interviewer: “Where do you see yourself in 5 years’ time?” Me: “My greatest strength is that I’m a good listener.”

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  3 months ago

  5, five, five years, funny response, good, good listener, humor, interview, interview question, interviewer, job, job interview, job interviewer, listener, me, question, response, strength, time, where, year’s, yourself

• At the airport, and a wife asked her husband, “Where are our seats?” and he responds, “In the airplane.”

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  3 months ago

  airplane, airport, asked, humor, husband, misunderstanding, seat, seats, travel, where, wife

• Parallel parking: where true relationships are tested!

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  3 months ago

  challenge, couple, driving, humor, parallel, parallel parking, parking, relationship, relationships, stress, test, tested, true, where

• My favorite kind of gender reveal is the one where the parents find out, and they just tell everyone through text instead of making me go to a party.

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  3 months ago

  communication, everyone, family, family communication, favorite, gender, gender reveal, humor, just, kind, making, me, message, parent, parents, party, reveal, tell, text, text message, through, where

• Can I just skip to the part in my life where I’m rich and happily in love?

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  3 months ago

  happiness, humor, i, just, life, love, rich, skip, thinking, where, wishful, wishful thinking

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