337 Funny where quotes

• Me, first week as a volunteer firefighter thinking we only rescue cats: We’re going where?

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  3 weeks ago

  cat, cats, expectation, firefighter, first week, going, humor, me, rescue, surprise, thinking, volunteer, week, where

• Every day I ask ChatGPT if it knows where my keys are and if it ever knows the answer, I’m suing everybody.

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  3 weeks ago

  AI, answer, artificial intelligence, ChatGPT, day, ever, every, everyday, frustration, humor, i, keys, suing, where

• If you ever get a chance to date a cute person for one day, where will you take me?

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  3 weeks ago

  activity, chance, cute, cute person, date, day, ever, fun, fun activity, me, person, take, where

• We need an app where introverts can pay extroverts to make phone calls for them.

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  3 weeks ago

  anxiety, app, call, calls, communication, extrovert, humor, interaction, introvert, need, outsourcing, pay, phone, phone call, social, social anxiety, social interaction, technology, where

• I’m at an age now where I start sentences with “I’m at an age now.”

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  3 weeks ago

  age, humor, i, self-reference, sentence, start, where

• There are some websites where my password management strategy is to just hit “Forgot my password” every time I need to log in.

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  3 weeks ago

  every, forgot, forgot password, hit, humor, i, just, log, login, management, need, online, online security, password, password management, security, strategy, technology, time, website, websites, where

• A haunted house, but it’s just all apps and websites where you got logged out but can’t remember your password.

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  3 weeks ago

  app, apps, comparison, digital, digital struggle, frustration, funny comparison, got, haunted, haunted house, house, just, log, log out, memory, password, remember, struggle, technology, website, websites, where

• There should be a website where you post your wishes, and rich people who don’t know what to do with their money give you an anonymous gift.

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  3 weeks ago

  anonymous, anonymous gift, charity, gift, gift giving, give, giving, know, money, people, person, philanthropy, post, rich, rich person, should, website, where, wish, wishes

• I can’t believe we live in the timeline where we invented a technology to make it so we can never trust a photo or video again.

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  3 weeks ago

  again, age, believe, digital, digital age, fake, fake news, i, invention, literacy, live, media, media literacy, never, news, photo, skepticism, technology, timeline, trust, video, where

• Living solo: where pants are optional, and snacks are unlimited.

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  3 weeks ago

  casual, humor, independence, lifestyle, living, living solo, optional, pants, snack, snacks, solo, where

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