19 Funny woods quotes — Wordgag ツ

I’m one group chat away from vanishing into the woods to befriend forest creatures.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

I can’t tell if I need coffee, a hug, or to just go live in the woods forever.

1 month ago1 month ago

Imagine you’re living inside a tiny mushroom house… with a tiny chimney… deep in the woods… no one knows you exist… you make soup in a tiny pot… you are free.

1 month ago1 month ago

The hottest I ever look is when I’m brushing my teeth in my underwear, but it’s very much a ‘tree falls in the woods’ situation.

1 month ago1 month ago

I dream of disappearing into the woods with Wi-Fi.

2 months ago2 months ago

I’m at the age where living in the woods and arguing with a raccoon sounds like a peaceful retirement plan.

2 months ago2 months ago

Be the spooky thing in the woods that you wish to see in the world.

2 months ago2 months ago

Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today, I need to be chased through the woods by a machete-wielding maniac.

2 months ago2 months ago

The older I get, the more I understand why people live in the woods and talk to squirrels.

3 months ago3 months ago

Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.

5 months ago5 months ago

I need to consult the woods about this.

6 months ago6 months ago

If I’m ever found dead in the woods, it’s probably because I was trying to pet a bear.

Jan 27, 2025

Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry.

Jan 27, 2025

If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.

Jan 26, 2025

My main career goal at the moment is to find a big bag of money in the woods.

Jan 25, 2025

If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you.

Jan 25, 2025

My bear’s diarrhea problems are really starting to worry me. The vet says he’s getting better but he’s not out of the woods yet.

Jan 25, 2025

Be the reason why your local woods are haunted.

Jan 22, 2025

I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear.

Jan 21, 2025