Funny quotes woods

Funny woods quotes

Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.

2 weeks ago

I need to consult the woods about this.

1 month ago

If I’m ever found dead in the woods, it’s probably because I was trying to pet a bear.

3 months ago

Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry.

3 months ago

If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.

3 months ago

My main career goal at the moment is to find a big bag of money in the woods.

3 months ago

If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you.

3 months ago

My bear’s diarrhea problems are really starting to worry me. The vet says he’s getting better but he’s not out of the woods yet.

3 months ago

Be the reason why your local woods are haunted.

3 months ago

I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear.

3 months ago