22 Funny woods quotes

• The answer is a cabin in the woods, by the way.

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  4 weeks ago

  answer, cabin, getaway, humor, nature, retreat, woods

• At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I would just go.

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  1 month ago

  clown, fear, humor, i, invitation, invited, just, me, point, trust, woods

• I’m at the age where living in the woods and arguing with a raccoon sounds like a peaceful retirement plan.

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  2 months ago

  age, arguing, argument, living, peaceful, plan, raccoon, retirement, retirement plan, sounds, where, woods

• Be the spooky thing in the woods that you wish to see in the world.

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  2 months ago

  Halloween, humor, nature, spooky, spooky thing, spooky vibe, thing, vibe, wish, woods, world

• Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today, I need to be chased through the woods by a machete-wielding maniac.

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  2 months ago

  adventure, chaotic, chaotic morning, coffee, craving, cut, exaggerated, exaggerated craving, humor, i, machete, maniac, morning, need, relief, stress, stress relief, through, today, woods

• The older I get, the more I understand why people live in the woods and talk to squirrels.

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  2 months ago

  aging, escape, humor, i, live, loneliness, nature, older, people, solitude, squirrels, talk, understand, understanding, why, woods

• Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.

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  2 months ago

  adventure, again, being, escape, expensive, free, getting, health, humor, lost, mental, mental health, never, seen, therapy, wilderness, woods

• I need to consult the woods about this.

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  2 months ago

  advice, consult, humor, i, nature, need, woods

• If I’m ever found dead in the woods, it’s probably because I was trying to pet a bear.

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  2 months ago

  bear, danger, dead, ever, found, humor, i, irony, nature, pet, trying, wildlife, woods

• Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry.

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  2 months ago

  activity, annoyance, Bluetooth, Bluetooth speaker, came, fun, fun activity, hear, hike, katy, Katy Perry, listen, music, nature, outdoor, outdoor activity, perry, speaker, stop, woods

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