19 Funny worth quotes

• Due to inflation, a picture is now worth 2300 words.

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  2 months ago

  economics, humor, inflation, picture, value, words, worth

• Dr. Pepper just unseated Pepsi as the second most popular soda in America. Don’t tell me that getting your PhD isn’t worth it.

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  2 months ago

  America, dr., Dr. Pepper, getting, just, me, pepper, Pepsi, PhD, popularity, second, soda, tell, worth

• I’m not humiliating myself here for 3 likes. 10 maybe but not 3.

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  2 months ago

  attention, here, humiliation, joke, likes, media, myself, self-esteem, social, social media, validation, worth

• I’m only an introvert until I meet people worth extroverting with.

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  2 months ago

  connection, extrovert, i, introvert, meet, people, personality, social, worth

• Did you know there are people who go away for 3 days and only pack 3 days’ worth of clothing?

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  2 months ago

  away, clothing, days, funny observation, humor, know, minimalism, observation, packing, people, short, short trip, travel, trip, vacation, worth

• 50% of parenting is just trying to decide if that noise is worth walking up all of those stairs.

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  2 months ago

  50, daily, daily life, decision, exercise, family, humor, just, life, noise, parenting, stairs, trying, walking, worth

• Paid my mortgage so don’t ask me to come out. I’m getting my money’s worth.

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  2 months ago

  financial, getting, home, humor, me, money, mortgage, paid, responsibility, staying, staying in, worth

• What’s my net worth? Buddy, I don’t own a net.

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  4 months ago

  buddy, finance, humor, i, joke, money, net, net worth, own, pun, wordplay, worth

• Avocado toast at a cafe: $10. Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25. Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute).

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  5 months ago

  25, avocado, avocado toast, cafe, comparison, cooking, cost, delivery, eats, food, food delivery, home, home cooking, humor, labor, labor cost, minute, money, price, price comparison, time, toast, Uber, Uber Eats, value, value of time, worth

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