20 Funny worth quotes

• If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

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  2 months ago

  1, ago, Bitcoin, cryptocurrency, finance, humor, investment, joke, let, let that sink in, sink, ten, value, worth, year’s

• Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne.

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  2 months ago

  company, every, finance, food, humor, invest, pasta, penne, pro, pro-tip, tip, worth

• Just paid my bills, so don’t ask me to come out. I’m at home getting my money’s worth.

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  2 months ago

  ask, bills, financial, getting, home, introvert, just, me, money, paid, responsibility, self-care, stay, stay in, worth

• Due to inflation, a picture is now worth 2300 words.

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  2 months ago

  economics, humor, inflation, picture, value, words, worth

• Dr. Pepper just unseated Pepsi as the second most popular soda in America. Don’t tell me that getting your PhD isn’t worth it.

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  3 months ago

  America, dr., Dr. Pepper, getting, just, me, pepper, Pepsi, PhD, popularity, second, soda, tell, worth

• I’m not humiliating myself here for 3 likes. 10 maybe but not 3.

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  3 months ago

  attention, here, humiliation, joke, likes, media, myself, self-esteem, social, social media, validation, worth

• I’m only an introvert until I meet people worth extroverting with.

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  3 months ago

  connection, extrovert, i, introvert, meet, people, personality, social, worth

• Did you know there are people who go away for 3 days and only pack 3 days’ worth of clothing?

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  3 months ago

  away, clothing, days, funny observation, humor, know, minimalism, observation, packing, people, short, short trip, travel, trip, vacation, worth

• 50% of parenting is just trying to decide if that noise is worth walking up all of those stairs.

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  3 months ago

  50, daily, daily life, decision, exercise, family, humor, just, life, noise, parenting, stairs, trying, walking, worth

• Paid my mortgage so don’t ask me to come out. I’m getting my money’s worth.

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  3 months ago

  financial, getting, home, humor, me, money, mortgage, paid, responsibility, staying, staying in, worth

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