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Funny younger quotes
I fondly remember my days as a younger man when I didn’t care what the weather was going to do.
4 weeks ago
Welcome to your 40s, you now respond to every younger person telling you their age with “Jesus Christ”.
3 months ago
Forget Botox. If you really want to look younger, get braces.
3 months ago
Middle children as adults still trying to get attention because the oldest is being dramatic and the younger child is getting away with everything.
3 months ago
Went to the hairdresser today and now I look much younger. I’m thinking about going back tomorrow.
3 months ago
When younger I would walk up to the counter and the bartender would know me by name. Now it’s my pharmacist.
3 months ago
I never wanted to become one of those adults who just find the music of the younger generation annoying. Nobody could have guessed that the music was just annoying.
3 months ago
The nerve of a majority of people I meet being younger than me. How dare them?
3 months ago
“What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.
3 months ago