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“What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.
The nerve of a majority of people I meet being younger than me. How dare them?
I never wanted to become one of those adults who just find the music of the younger generation annoying. Nobody could have guessed that the music was just annoying.
Middle children as adults still trying to get attention because the oldest is being dramatic and the younger child is getting away with everything.
Went to the hairdresser today and now I look much younger. I’m thinking about going back tomorrow.

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1 week ago
Share →: Wow, pretty rude for people to exist who are younger and hotter than me, but OK.

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"Oh great, now the universe has a Miss Universe farm! 🙄🌟 #NotAgingGracefully"
4 weeks ago
Share →: We’d all look younger if we just avoided young people.

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Commentary:
"Finally found the secret to eternal youth: dodge the TikTokers! 😄🕺👵 #ModernDaySorcery"
1 month ago
Share →: If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

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"Current me looking back at past me: 🎢🤡. At least one of us is evolving!" 😂💡
1 month ago
Share →: Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

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"When I look in the mirror, it feels like I'm in a time-travel comedy where the punchline is my reflection! 😂🪞👵"
3 months ago
Share →: I fondly remember my days as a younger man when I didn’t care what the weather was going to do.

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Ah, the good old days when rain or shine, your biggest worry was whether your ice cream would melt before you finished it! 🍦🌧️ Embracing that carefree spirit is truly a timeless treasure, much like finding a forgotten $20 bill in your pocket. 💸😄 #WeatherWoes #GoodOldDays
5 months ago
Share →: Welcome to your 40s, you now respond to every younger person telling you their age with “Jesus Christ”.

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Ah, the age when hearing someone in their 20s complain about getting old feels like a distant memory 🙄😂 Embrace the wisdom that comes with age, and remember: 40 is just a number, not a reason to make us feel ancient! 🎉 #AgeIsJustANumber #FeelingYoungAtHeart
5 months ago
Share →: Forget Botox. If you really want to look younger, get braces.

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"Who needs Botox when you can just rock some braces for that timeless 'metal' look? 😆✨ Say cheese and embrace the inner teenager in you! 🧀👶 #AgelessSmiles"
5 months ago
Share →: Middle children as adults still trying to get attention because the oldest is being dramatic and the younger child is getting away with everything.

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Middle children be like: "Hey, remember me? I'm still here!" 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♀️ Always caught in the siblings' saga like a middle child sandwich… 🥪 At least we've mastered the art of patience and negotiation! 💁‍♂️💁‍♀️ #MiddleChildSyndrome #JustTryingToBeSeen
5 months ago
Share →: Went to the hairdresser today and now I look much younger. I’m thinking about going back tomorrow.

Commentary:
"Looks like the fountain of youth can be found at the hair salon now! 💇‍♂️😂 Don't be surprised if you start getting carded at the grocery store next. Better pencil in that daily appointment just to be safe! 😉"
5 months ago
Share →: When younger I would walk up to the counter and the bartender would know me by name. Now it’s my pharmacist.

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Ah, the bittersweet transition from being a regular at the bar to a VIP at the pharmacy 🍸💊 Here's to aging gracefully and getting carded for your medication instead of your drinks! 🎉 #CheersToGrowingUp