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Sure, breakups are hard, but have you ever had to wait for…

Sure, breakups are hard, but have you ever had to wait for…

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Oh, the heartbreak of waiting for the 'Ring of Shame' to end—my phone just loves holding me hostage! 📞😂📵

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged again, annoyance, breakup, ever, hard, humor, phone, ringing, start, stop, sure, technology, using, wait, waiting on Jul 5, 2025 by slickboy.
I’m going to become more attractive or more delusional; I h…

I’m going to become more attractive or more delusional; I h…

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Looks like my mirror is getting ready for the show of a lifetime! 😂😂🌟

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged attractive, confidence, delusional, going, humor, i, sarcasm, self-deception, self-improvement, vanity on Jul 5, 2025 by slickboy.
Got electrocuted while fixing the doorbell, and now I can h…

Got electrocuted while fixing the doorbell, and now I can h…

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Now I'm not just shocked by the doorbell but also by how much my girlfriend wanted a professional. 🔌😜🔊🤯

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged consequence, domestic, domestic life, doorbell, electrician, electrocution, fixing, got, hear, hearing, hearing thoughts, humor, i, life, mishap, relationship, should, thinking, thoughts, unexpected, unexpected consequence, while on Jul 5, 2025 by slickboy.
The sexual tension when everyone arrives at a 4-way stop at…

The sexual tension when everyone arrives at a 4-way stop at…

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Just waiting for that 4-way stop drama to unfold like it's a rom-com's most awkward scene 🎬😅🚦#TrafficTension

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 4-way, 4-way stop, awkwardness, driving, driving humor, everyone, humor, impatience, rage, road, road rage, same, sexual, sexual tension, social, social awkwardness, stop, tension, time, traffic on Jul 5, 2025 by slickboy.
If you love someone, let them go. If they come back with sn…

If you love someone, let them go. If they come back with sn…

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That moment you realize snacks are your true love language 🥨❤️🍫

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged activity, always, back, dating, fun, fun activity, humor, let, letting, letting go, love, meant, relationship, snacks, someone on Jul 5, 2025 by slickboy.
I predict the next world war will be artificial intelligenc…

I predict the next world war will be artificial intelligenc…

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🤖🧠 vs. 😇😜: Place your bets, folks! My money's on stupidity for its ability to never learn its lesson!

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged artificial, artificial intelligence, comedy, folly, genuine, human, human folly, humor, i, intelligence, next, prediction, satire, stupidity, technology, war, world on Jul 5, 2025 by slickboy.
Donuts are beautiful creatures, and they deserve their own…

Donuts are beautiful creatures, and they deserve their own…

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Who knew the Discovery Channel would go from Shark Week to Glazed Goodness Week? 🍩😂

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged beautiful, channel, creature, creatures, deserve, donut, donuts, food, food humor, humor, nature, nature channel, own, playful, sweets, week, whimsical on Jul 5, 2025 by slickboy.
That stupid look on my face is my face.

That stupid look on my face is my face.

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When your face has a permanent contract with confusion 😂🤔🙃

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged expression, face, humor, sarcastic, self-deprecation, stupid on Jul 5, 2025 by slickboy.
Grant me the serenity to supernaturally change the things I…

Grant me the serenity to supernaturally change the things I…

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When you can't find your keys and consider hiring a magician instead of searching again. 🧙‍♂️🔮🔑

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged accept, acceptance, change, grant, humor, i, irony, me, parody, serenity, supernatural, things on Jul 5, 2025 by slickboy.
The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacit…

The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacit…

Commentary:
An audacity of reply guys: where every comment is a standing ovation to their own opinion 😂🙌

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged audacity, behavior, collective, culture, group, guy, guys, humor, internet, internet culture, media, noun, online, online behavior, reply, reply guy, sarcastic, social, social media on Jul 5, 2025 by slickboy.
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