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I wish I could Shazam a perfume.

I wish I could Shazam a perfume.

Commentary:
Nose detective mode activated! 🔍👃😂

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged app, fragrance, humor, i, music, music app, perfume, scent, Shazam, technology, wish on Jul 13, 2025 by slickboy.
Mothers will invent chores just to be mad you’re not…

Mothers will invent chores just to be mad you’re not…

Commentary:
When Mom's chore list is longer than a CVS receipt 📜😂🤦‍♂️

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged anger, chore, chores, doing, family, humor, invent, just, mad, mother, too on Jul 13, 2025 by slickboy.
Moms will vacuum the ceiling, alphabetize the spice rack, r…

Moms will vacuum the ceiling, alphabetize the spice rack, r…

Commentary:
When mom goes full CIA on dust particles and socks, yet we're all suspects 🕵️‍♀️🧹🧦🔍

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged around, ceiling, chore, cleaning, family, help, here, household, household chore, humor, me, mom, organization, rack, say, sock, socks, spice, spice rack, vacuum on Jul 13, 2025 by slickboy.
Mothers be doing unnecessary housework and then get mad at…

Mothers be doing unnecessary housework and then get mad at…

Commentary:
When moms go into housework superhero mode and then realize they need a nap. 🦸‍♀️🧹😴 #MomLife

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged chores, doing, family, frustration, housework, humor, mad, mother, parenting, tired, unnecessary on Jul 13, 2025 by slickboy.
Every squad has that person who has to go home early.

Every squad has that person who has to go home early.

Commentary:
When the group chat says "party till dawn," but your inner grandma insists on bedtime by 9 PM 😴🛌✨

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged early, every, friend, going, going home, group, home, leaving, leaving early, party, person, social, social group, squad on Jul 12, 2025 by slickboy.
Marriage! Because your shitty day doesn’t have to end…

Marriage! Because your shitty day doesn’t have to end…

Commentary:
When you thought your boss was the tough one 😂💍#TagTeamToughness

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bad, bad day, day, end, humor, marriage, relationship, spouse, work on Jul 12, 2025 by slickboy.
If you have to remind them to give a shit, remind yourself…

If you have to remind them to give a shit, remind yourself…

Commentary:
Looks like we're all out of reminders—moving on to happier vibes! 🚀😄✌️

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged attitude, care, give, humor, motivation, remind, reminder, sarcasm, shit, yourself on Jul 12, 2025 by slickboy.
Instead of studying, I like to stay on my phone and worry a…

Instead of studying, I like to stay on my phone and worry a…

Commentary:
Ah yes, the classic research tactic: Procrastination by Panic 📱😅📚

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged going, i, pass, phone, stay, worry on Jul 12, 2025 by slickboy.
I don’t care if it’s cliché, I will always enjoy a ‘s…

I don’t care if it’s cliché, I will always enjoy a ‘s…

Commentary:
When everyone in the coffee shop knows your name… and your alibi! ☕👀🔍

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged always, care, cliché, enjoy, entertainment, happening, humor, i, mystery, small, small town, something, story, suspense, town on Jul 12, 2025 by slickboy.
Some people peak in high school. I peaked when I realized I…

Some people peak in high school. I peaked when I realized I…

Commentary:
Finally discovered the real graduation gift: freedom from awkward high school reunions! 🎓✨😎

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged adulthood, again, high, high school, humor, i, independence, interaction, never, nostalgia, peak, people, realization, school, social, social interaction on Jul 12, 2025 by slickboy.
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