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“I” before “E,” except when your fo…

“I” before “E,” except when your fo…

Commentary:
Well, I guess my English teacher just quit their job 😅📚🚪➡️🏃‍♂️

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged before, caffeinated, caffeinated weightlifter, counterfeit, counterfeit sleigh, E, eight, except, feisty, foreign, foreign neighbor, i, keith, name, name Keith, neighbor, number, number eight, rule, sleigh, spelling, spelling rule, weightlifter, weird on Jul 17, 2025 by slickboy.
I named my eraser Confidence because it gets smaller after…

I named my eraser Confidence because it gets smaller after…

Commentary:
Confidence is clearly on a weight-loss program whenever my math homework is involved! 📝💪😂

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged after, confidence, eraser, every, humor, i, joke, mistake, smaller, wordplay on Jul 17, 2025 by slickboy.
Like most people my age, I’m 50.

Like most people my age, I’m 50.

Commentary:
Turning 50: when your back goes out more than you do! 🎉😅

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 50, age, humor, joke, middle, middle age, most, people on Jul 17, 2025 by slickboy.
“There are no words in the English language that have all t…

“There are no words in the English language that have all t…

Commentary:
Facetiously speaking, I just discovered my vocabulary has a secret talent! 🤔😂🔍

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged alphabetical, alphabetical order, English, English language, facetious, humor, joke, language, language joke, order, said, vowel, vowels, wordplay, words on Jul 17, 2025 by slickboy.
The word “misread” can be misread as “mis…

The word “misread” can be misread as “mis…

Commentary:
When you misread 'misread,' did you actually reread the misread, or is it a misreading misread? 🤔📚😂

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged humor, language, misread, pun, reading, spelling, word, wordplay on Jul 17, 2025 by slickboy.
Why the hell did they name them ‘Soldier ants’…

Why the hell did they name them ‘Soldier ants’…

Commentary:
Marching to the beat of their own drum, those 'Combatants' are always ready for a 'pest' battle! 🐜🪖😂

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged ant, ants, combatant, hell, humor, name, question, soldier, soldier ant, why, wordplay on Jul 17, 2025 by slickboy.
Did you know if you hold your ear up to a stranger’s leg, y…

Did you know if you hold your ear up to a stranger’s leg, y…

Commentary:
Listening to legs: the ultimate way to make new friends… or get weird looks! 👂🦵😂

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged actually, awkward, awkward situation, doing, ear, eavesdropping, funny question, hear, hell, hold, humor, know, leg, question, say, situation, stranger, strangers on Jul 17, 2025 by slickboy.
The thief who stole my iPhone could face time.

The thief who stole my iPhone could face time.

Commentary:
Looks like the thief found themselves in a tech-tastrophe ⏰🤦‍♂️📱

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged face, Facetime, humor, iPhone, joke, pun, steal, stole, technology, thief, time on Jul 17, 2025 by slickboy.
I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different chan…

I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different chan…

Commentary:
That's one way to keep us practicing our discovery skills! 📺🔍🤣

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged channel, day, different, discovery, Discovery Channel, entertainment, every, humor, i, media, should, television, think, TV on Jul 17, 2025 by slickboy.
I don’t like people who take drugs, for example: airport se…

I don’t like people who take drugs, for example: airport se…

Commentary:
Flying high with humor, but airport security prefers a more grounded approach! 😂✈️🚫

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged airport, airport security, drug, drugs, example, humor, i, joke, people, sarcasm, security, take on Jul 17, 2025 by slickboy.
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