“I” before “E,” except when your fo… Commentary:Well, I guess my English teacher just quit their job 😅📚🚪➡️🏃♂️
I named my eraser Confidence because it gets smaller after… Commentary:Confidence is clearly on a weight-loss program whenever my math homework is involved! 📝💪😂
“There are no words in the English language that have all t… Commentary:Facetiously speaking, I just discovered my vocabulary has a secret talent! 🤔😂🔍
The word “misread” can be misread as “mis… Commentary:When you misread 'misread,' did you actually reread the misread, or is it a misreading misread? 🤔📚😂
Why the hell did they name them ‘Soldier ants’… Commentary:Marching to the beat of their own drum, those 'Combatants' are always ready for a 'pest' battle! 🐜🪖😂
Did you know if you hold your ear up to a stranger’s leg, y… Commentary:Listening to legs: the ultimate way to make new friends… or get weird looks! 👂🦵😂
The thief who stole my iPhone could face time. Commentary:Looks like the thief found themselves in a tech-tastrophe ⏰🤦♂️📱
I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different chan… Commentary:That's one way to keep us practicing our discovery skills! 📺🔍🤣
I don’t like people who take drugs, for example: airport se… Commentary:Flying high with humor, but airport security prefers a more grounded approach! 😂✈️🚫