Where do I see myself in 5 years? Here, but fatter. Commentary:In 5 years, I'll be the same person with extra layers of wisdom and pizza! 🍕🤣 Related Funny Posts 🤝 If you feel fat and sad just know it’s someone out there fatter than you. I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise. I’m not getting fatter. I’m increasing my content. Where do I see myself in 5 years? I don’t even know where I am right now. Anytime someone comments on my weight, I try to ignore them and keep my chins up.