Where do I see myself in 5 years? Here, but fatter. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:In 5 years, I'll be the same person with extra layers of wisdom and pizza! ππ€£ Related Funny Quotes π€ If you feel fat and sad just know itβs someone out there fatter than you. I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise. Iβm not getting fatter. Iβm increasing my content. Where do I see myself in 5 years? I donβt even know where I am right now. Anytime someone comments on my weight, I try to ignore them and keep my chins up.