379 Funny age quotes

• I am “We read the newspaper front to back every single day,” years old.

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  age, am, back, daily, daily habit, day, every, front, habit, humor, i, newspaper, old, read, reading, single

• The meteorologist who devised the wind chill factor has died. He was 86, but he felt like 75.

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  age, chill, cold, death, died, factor, humor, joke, meteorologist, temperature, weather, wind, wind chill

• By 30, you should have settled down with an addiction that works for your lifestyle, no second guessing. You go to work, come home, and [addiction].

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  30, addiction, advice, age, age 30, guessing, home, humor, life, life advice, lifestyle, routine, second, settled, should, work, works

• I’m so old and have never even met a woman named Jolene. I’d really like to find her, though. She can have my man.

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  age, even, humor, ID, jealousy, Jolene, love, love triangle, man, met, never, old, relationship, triangle, woman

• I’m in my thirties, but I still feel like I am in my twenties; then I hang out with people in their twenties, and I’m like nope, definitely in my thirties.

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  age, age gap, am, definitely, feel, feeling, feeling young, gap, hang, humor, i, nope, people, self-awareness, socializing, still, thirty, twenty, young

• Like most people my age, I’m 50.

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  50, age, humor, joke, middle, middle age, most, people

• I’m getting to the age where it’s rude to pull out a bottle of ibuprofen if I don’t have enough for everyone.

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  age, aging, behavior, bottle, enough, everyone, getting, humor, i, ibuprofen, medicine, painkiller, pull, rude, rude behavior, sharing, where

• I’m at the age where the first thing I do when I get somewhere is look for a place to sit.

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  age, i, place, sit, somewhere, thing, where

• I’ve reached the age where I just bought a bird bath for my backyard.

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  age, aging, backyard, bath, bird, bird bath, decor, humor, i, just, outdoor, outdoor decor, retirement, where

• Welcome to your 40s, you’re too old to sit on the floor and put furniture together.

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  40s, age, assembling, floor, furniture, getting, getting older, humor, life, life stage, old, older, put, sit, sitting, sitting on floor, stage, together, too, welcome

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