110 Funny animal quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Cats must think we’re so weird for constantly harvesting their poop.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine being a cat and having your humans obsess over your bathroom habits like it's the latest reality TV show 🙀💩 Talk about living under surveillance 24/7! Maybe cats have secret meetings plotting how to prank us in retaliation for all the poop monitoring 😹 #CatConspiracy"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Everybody thinks “Free Hugs” signs are cute, unless you’re a boa constrictor.

  Commentary:
  "Free Hugs: Making humans happy, but terrifying snakes since forever. 🐍🤗 Just a friendly reminder to watch where you offer your affection! "

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sorry I slowed down but I had to calculate if the bridge could hold the weight of my car with all the stuffed animals my kids insisted on bringing on vacation.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the bridge was having a 'bear'y serious moment for a 'pawsitively' hilarious reason! 🐻🚗✨ Hope your kids didn't ruffle any feathers with their furry companions!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Imagine how scary sharks would be if they wore necklaces made out of our teeth.

  Commentary:
  "Sharks with tooth necklaces? Now that's a fashion statement that'll make you think twice about going for a swim! 🦈💎😬 Just when you thought sharks couldn't get any scarier… they accessorize! Better brush extra well to keep those chompers safe!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A beaver is an otter that has studied architecture.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the industrious beaver – an otter with a taste for blueprints and hard hats! 🏗️🦫 Who knew these furry engineers were just the otters who took their careers to the next level? Watch out, world – the beavers are building a dam(n) good reputation! 😄🌲"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I could never work in an aquarium. I would have a penguin under my shirt at the end of the shift.

  Commentary:
  "Just imagine waddling out of the aquarium with a cute little penguin peeking out from under your shirt like 'Surprise!' 🐧😂 Who needs pockets when you have a penguin pal!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Anyone else who tells their pets every time they leave the house that they’ll be back soon?

  Commentary:
  "Admit it, we all turn into professional negotiators when saying goodbye to our pets – promising a quick return as if we're striking a crucial trade deal with them 🐶🐱 Who can resist those pleading eyes and wagging tails, after all? It's a sacred ritual of leaving the house – the 'I'll be back soon' declaration to our fur babies, complete with guilt-inducing puppy-dog stares and purrs of disapproval. It's an emotional rollerco

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If your store’s bowl of water is just for pets, you should really put up a sign.

  Commentary:
  Looks like some thirsty customers might be getting the wrong idea at that store! 🐶💧 Time to make it clear with a sign before someone accidentally takes a sip and starts barking madly for a refund! 🤣

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Penguins are just ducks going to a wedding.

  Commentary:
  Well, it looks like penguins are all dressed up in their tuxedos, waddling their way to a fancy 'fowl-formal' event! 🐧🐥 Let's hope they remember to bring their dancing flippers and best 'birdie' behavior!💃🕺 #QuacktasticWeddingCeremony

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When God created the giraffe, he probably slipped with the mouse on the screen. This is how its neck was created.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like a case of divine Photoshop mishap! 🦒💻 Maybe God was experimenting with the 'stretch' tool a bit too enthusiastically 😂"

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