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Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

“You handled that with such grace” are words that have never been spoken to me.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

My favorite color is sunshine.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

Awkward is the new sexy. At least that’s what I’m telling myself, so I don’t cry in front of strangers.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

Sometimes you just gotta say LOL and move on.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

Don’t you hate it when you buy veggies and when you get them home you realize they’re donuts?

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

It’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

You can eat cheesecake for breakfast if you want to. No one can stop you. The police can’t even stop you.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

How do I un-know people?

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

Reminder that you need to be scrolling all day to monitor the situation.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

I’m cosplaying as a functional adult again.

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Seen just now on Reddit:

The lion does not concern himself with divorce papers.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Girls are perverts when they like you.

Just landed via YouTube:

I’m actually breaking generational curses by surviving my 20s without marrying a man who hates me.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I think Bigfoot had it right, stay in hiding from all the shitty human beings.

Live now on Messenger:

Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email, I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks.

Making waves on Facebook:

If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.

Live now on X:

There are real people living amongst us who pay for Discord Nitro.

Making waves on WeChat:

The secret to a good marriage is that it’s all about give and take. Giving each other frequent back rubs and ordering lots of takeout.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Someone needs to invent a kid that listens the first time.

Funny antics quotes

Funny antics quotes bring a burst of laughter and lighthearted fun to your day 🎉😄 Whether it’s silly pranks, goofy moments, or playful mischief, these quotes capture the joy of being wonderfully ridiculous 🤪✨ Perfect for sharing with friends or brightening your feed, they remind us not to take life too seriously and to embrace the fun side of every moment! 🎈😜

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81 shares on Telegram this month:

He died doing what he loved: trying to find out if gang members are ticklish.

56 shares on Twitch this month:

It’s getting very expensive to be alive.

91 shares on Pinterest this month:

If I worked construction, I would always say, “It’s hammer time,” when I left for work.

26 shares on Messenger this month:

I don’t know which aunty needs to hear this, but focus on your own child.

31 shares on Instagram this month:

Nicknamed my iPhone Lois Lane because it doesn’t recognize me without my glasses on either.

46 shares on Reddit this month:

Stretching isn’t enough. I need to be able to disassemble my body like Legos.

69 shares on Telegram this month:

My retirement plan is time travel to the 80s.

60 shares on Instagram this month:

The October urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a horrifying backstory.

54 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Who wants to do all my adult stuff for me today?

71 shares on WeChat this month:

Drinking a beer alone with terrible posture.

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Jesus spent his time among the mentally ill, the poor and unemployed, the prostitutes. So, in a way, by being on Twitter, we’re like Jesus.

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Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus.

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Guys love being called “daddy” until the pregnancy test comes back positive.

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“You don’t load the dishwasher right,” I said to my wife just before it permanently became my job.

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I hate being responsible for my own meals because I’ll either spoil myself or starve for most of the day.

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Someone asked me if I had any hobbies and I panicked and said “lasagna”.

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Mad that so many renaissance artists were named after ninja turtles.

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The Playstation is broken and the child has noticed that I live here too.

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The lion is starting to concern himself with things he’s been trying to ignore.

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The best part about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that bed of yours – left, right, middle.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a cheeseburger.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

Chuck Norris got shot. The bullet is in critical condition.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

I’m sick of living through history!

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

Hide and seek, except it’s my husband searching for where he last put his pants.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

Apart from “It’s okay”, what other death threats do women use?

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

Don’t go keto, go pirate. Rum, fish and beef jerky diet.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

I’m having a garage sale and hope people I’ve borrowed things from don’t come.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

I’m not speaking to my husband, and I don’t think he even knows it.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Threads:

When waiting for a flight, there’s always one guy at the gate that makes you think, “As long as I’m not sitting next to him, I’ll be fine.”

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Need to shave my legs again. Blow-drying takes far too long.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Whoops, accidentally said I couldn’t make it before they even said the date.

Seen just now on Slack:

I was gonna kiss you under the blood moon eclipse, but whatever, bro.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Unfortunately, when you don’t burden people with your problems, they assume you don’t have any. Lol.

Making waves on Facebook:

Oh, how much I love a Sunday when you don’t have to work the next day.

Spotted on Reddit:

I’m 45% coffee, 40% wine and 6% cheese.

Trending via Telegram:

Imagine applying for a job, then not picking up calls from random numbers.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there’s also a noisy kid once those fail.

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