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My dog sighs a lot for someone who doesn’t pay any bills.

My dog sighs a lot for someone who doesn’t pay any bills.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

I don't even want to talk about the things I had to do to that elf to get back on the nice list.

I don’t even want to talk about the things I had to do to that elf to get back on the nice list.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I like to just appear out of nowhere and say, “this looks like a job for a binder clip.”

I like to just appear out of nowhere and say, “this looks like a job for a binder clip.”

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Putting a blanket over my boss so he thinks it’s night time and goes to sleep.

Putting a blanket over my boss so he thinks it’s night time and goes to sleep.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Filling my PEZ dispenser with Ibuprofen for whimsical pain relief.

Filling my PEZ dispenser with Ibuprofen for whimsical pain relief.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

My dog pisses on every election sign regardless of political party so I have no idea who he is voting for.

My dog pisses on every election sign regardless of political party so I have no idea who he is voting for.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?

Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025