104 Funny around quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Patience: something you have when there are too many witnesses around.

  Commentary:
  "When your halo is just as fragile as your alibi 😇👀"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you talk on speakerphone in public, everyone around you hates you.

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  Commentary:
  "Public speaker (phone) of the year goes to… no one! 🙉📢🚫😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like you had a productive day of avoiding productivity! 😆🛋️📱 #DoomScrollingPro"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: We work all week to work some more around the house all weekend long. Isn’t life grand?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal cycle of 'relaxing' by doing chores! Who needs rest when you've got a lawn to mow? 😅🏡🛠️"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Remember, you don’t have to worry about being around annoying people in public if you never leave the house.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew being a homebody was actually an advanced social strategy? 😂🏠 #WinningAtIntroversion"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.

  Commentary:
  😂 "So true! It's like living with a furry surveillance buddy who's always one sniff away from being banned on a plane! 🐶👀💩🔍"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: When the grocery store moves the aisles around, you should be able to call the cops.

  Commentary:
  "Breaking News: Grocery store commits 'shelf-shifting'! 🚓🍎 Anyone seen the mustard lately? 😂 #LostInAisle"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Well, at least my cat is supportive of me doing less and laying around more.

  Commentary:
  "When life gets tough, my cat says, 'More naps, less stress!' 🐱🛋️😴"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the perfect reminder that introverting is a full-time job! 😂🏡 #HomeSweetHome #PeoplingIsHard"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Baby, we believe in God around here, I don’t care what’s trending these days.

  Commentary:
  "LOL, around here, our WiFi password is 'Faith4Life'! 📶🙏🤣"

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