163 Funny around quotes

• Would rather walk around a shop 500 times to find something than ask a member of staff who works there like a normal person.

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  3 days ago

  around, ask, awkwardness, customer, humor, indecision, interaction, member, normal, person, shop, shopping, social, social interaction, something, staff, times, walk, works

• Why are those Mad Max guys always driving around, it’s not like there’s anywhere to go?

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  2 weeks ago

  always, anywhere, around, driving, guys, humor, joke, mad, Mad Max, max, post-apocalyptic, travel, why

• You don’t see guys traveling around on those seesaw-type push carts on railroad tracks anymore.

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  2 weeks ago

  around, cart, guy, guys, humor, nostalgia, push, push cart, railroad, railroad track, seesaw, track, transportation, travel

• Christmas lights: the only thing bright around here besides my personality.

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  3 weeks ago

  around, bright, brightness, Christmas, Christmas light, here, holiday, humor, light, lights, only, personality, sarcasm, thing

• It’s amazing how much I accomplish around the house right before someone is coming over.

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  3 weeks ago

  accomplish, amazing, around, before, cleaning, coming, house, housework, humor, i, motivation, much, over, preparation, procrastination, productivity, right, someone, visitor

• Have you ever pretended not to look at the biscuits or sweets being handed around the room, and acted surprised when you got offered one?

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  3 weeks ago

  around, being, biscuits, eating, ever, food, got, handed, humor, pretend, room, situation, snack, social, social situation, surprise, sweet, sweets, temptation

• Twitter is diarrhea of the mouth at its finest. Everyone is just going around vomiting whatever is in their brains.

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  3 weeks ago

  around, brain, brains, diarrhea, everyone, going, humor, just, mouth, nonsense, place, talking, vomiting, whatever

• I swear the air gets heavier around 6 p.m. on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

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  4 weeks ago

  6, 6 p.m., air, around, call, energy, feel, funny observation, i, meeting, microsoft, Microsoft Teams, observation, p.m., remote, remote work, Sunday, swear, Teams, video, video call, work, work meeting

• What age will I grow out of not answering the door when I’m home and sneaking around the house to find out who’s knocking?

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  4 weeks ago

  age, answering, around, curiosity, door, grow, home, house, humor, i, knocking, sneaking

• Dating a smart man, so I actually can turn my brain off when he is around.

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  1 month ago

  actually, around, brain, dating, humor, i, man, relationship, smart, smart man, turn

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