15 Funny assumption quotes

• Unfortunately, when you don’t burden people with your problems, they assume you don’t have any. Lol.

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  6 days ago

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• It’s truly insane when bosses assume their employees are working for any reason other than a paycheck.

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  7 days ago

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• Not gonna lie, I just assume everyone is AI now.

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  7 days ago

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• People who shower at night are bold enough to assume tomorrow’s even happening.

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  1 week ago

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• It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way.

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  1 week ago

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• At this point, if you buy Tesla, everyone is just going to assume you are a loser.

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  1 week ago

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• If you wear enough cardigans, people will assume you’re smart and you can stop reading entirely.

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  2 weeks ago

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• When people talk about enriching their lives, I assume they’ve found a way to add more cheese.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Bold of you to assume I have the energy to even climb a hill to die on.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Anytime someone throws a Great Gatsby themed party, I have to assume they never finished the book.

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  2 weeks ago

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