11 Funny assumption quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: People who shower at night are bold enough to assume tomorrow’s even happening.

  Commentary:
  "Showering at night: the ultimate act of optimism or pure brilliance? 🌙✨ Who needs the certainty of tomorrow when you can bathe in the mystery of tonight? 🚿😂 Stay bold, my nocturnal beauties! 🌃💫"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way.

  Commentary:
  "Oops, I guess 'stunning' can be quite the double-edged sword! 😂 Maybe next time specify if you're going for 'stunning like a rainbow' or 'stunning like a deer in headlights.' 🌈🦌 #OopsDidIDoThat"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: At this point, if you buy Tesla, everyone is just going to assume you are a loser.

  Commentary:
  "Buying Tesla now is like showing up to a party wearing a fanny pack – bold move, but risky in the coolness department. 🤷‍♂️🚗 #RiskVsReward"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you wear enough cardigans, people will assume you’re smart and you can stop reading entirely.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the magic of cardigans – the ultimate disguise for looking smart with minimal effort 🧐🎩 Who needs books when you've got a wardrobe full of cardies? 📚🚫 #FashionableGenius"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When people talk about enriching their lives, I assume they’ve found a way to add more cheese.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the secret to a fulfilling life: a sprinkle of parmesan here, a dollop of brie there! 🧀✨ Embrace the cheesy goodness and watch your days become grate-ter! 😉 #LifeGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Bold of you to assume I have the energy to even climb a hill to die on.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the audacity of assuming I possess the vitality to conquer even a gentle incline for a mere matter of principle. 🏔️😅 Perhaps I'll just roll down the hill instead, much easier on the knees! 🤣 #LazyButSmart"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Anytime someone throws a Great Gatsby themed party, I have to assume they never finished the book.

  Commentary:
  "Throwing a Great Gatsby themed party without finishing the book is like hosting a Harry Potter night without knowing who Voldemort is 😆📚 It's all glitz and glam until someone realizes they missed the memo on Gatsby's tragic demise! 🎉 #PartyFail"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Why do people always assume it’s a compliment when I tell them their baby looks just like them?

  Commentary:
  Well, it's like the ultimate "copy paste" feature that nature has, isn't it? 😂👶 It's a bit funny how parents might spend hours pondering who the baby takes after, only to be told they're basically looking into a baby mirror! 😅 #MiniMeReality

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When you say “You’re going to hate me for this,” you’re making a very large assumption that I don’t hate you already.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the audacity of assuming our feelings! 🙄 Saying "You're going to hate me for this" is like putting a cherry on top of a cake made of assumptions! 🍰😂 It's all fun and games until someone jumps to conclusions! 😉

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because I’m boring.

  Commentary:
  "What can I say, being boring takes a lot of effort! 🙃 It's a full-time job trying to appear like you have your life together when really you're just winging it like everyone else. 💁‍♂️ #BoringButBusy"

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