Funny quotes assumption

Funny assumption quotes

It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way.

1 day ago

At this point, if you buy Tesla, everyone is just going to assume you are a loser.

1 month ago

If you wear enough cardigans, people will assume you’re smart and you can stop reading entirely.

3 months ago

When people talk about enriching their lives, I assume they’ve found a way to add more cheese.

3 months ago

Bold of you to assume I have the energy to even climb a hill to die on.

3 months ago

Anytime someone throws a Great Gatsby themed party, I have to assume they never finished the book.

3 months ago

Why do people always assume it’s a compliment when I tell them their baby looks just like them?

3 months ago

When you say “You’re going to hate me for this,” you’re making a very large assumption that I don’t hate you already.

3 months ago

Deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because I’m boring.

3 months ago

Whenever І wake up and see that someone has wrіtten a bunch of funny posts before noon, І assume they are a mornіng drіnker.

3 months ago