Funny assumption quotes

If you wear enough cardigans, people will assume you're smart and you can stop reading entirely.

If you wear enough cardigans, people will assume you’re smart and you can stop reading entirely.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

When people talk about enriching their lives, I assume they’ve found a way to add more cheese.

When people talk about enriching their lives, I assume they’ve found a way to add more cheese.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Bold of you to assume I have the energy to even climb a hill to die on.

Bold of you to assume I have the energy to even climb a hill to die on.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Anytime someone throws a Great Gatsby themed party, I have to assume they never finished the book.

Anytime someone throws a Great Gatsby themed party, I have to assume they never finished the book.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Why do people always assume it's a compliment when I tell them their baby looks just like them?

Why do people always assume it’s a compliment when I tell them their baby looks just like them?

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

When you say “You’re going to hate me for this,” you’re making a very large assumption that I don’t hate you already.

When you say “You’re going to hate me for this,” you’re making a very large assumption that I don’t hate you already.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because I’m boring.

Deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because I’m boring.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Whenever І wake up and see that someone has wrіtten a bunch of funny posts before noon, І assume they are a mornіng drіnker.

Whenever І wake up and see that someone has wrіtten a bunch of funny posts before noon, І assume they are a mornіng drіnker.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025