42 Funny attention quotes

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  5 days ago

  Share →: Stop checking up on your friends, and check up on me.

  Commentary:
  "Why yes, I'll take the role of 'friend you forgot you had' 😂📞 #ForgottenGem"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: The problem with leading by example is that no one pays attention.

  Commentary:
  "When you're trying to lead by example but everyone's too busy watching cat videos instead. 🐱📱😆"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: No one declines an incoming call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.

  Commentary:
  "That kid just invented speed dialing… but in reverse! 😂📞🚀"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I see you liked my selfie, but what about my ideas?

  Commentary:
  "Oh, so you prefer my face over my brainy brilliance, huh? 💁‍♂️🧠 Don't worry, my ideas are just as fabulous as my selfies… maybe even better! 💁‍♂️💡 #SelfieGenius"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I want someone to care for me as much as Netflix cares if someone has logged into my account from another device.

  Commentary:
  "Finding someone who cares for you like Netflix cares about unauthorized account access is the real goal in life. 🕵️‍♂️🔒 Let's hope for a love that's just as vigilant and committed to our well-being! ❤️📺 #RelationshipGoals"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: If they don’t look at you like you’re magic, disappear like Houdini.

  Commentary:
  "If they can't see your magic, it's time to pull a disappearing act like Houdini! ✨🎩✨ Remember, not everyone can handle your fabulousness!"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Lately I have the attention span of wait what?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic case of 'Wait, what was I saying again?' 🤔 Seems like our attention spans are taking a vacation without us! 😂 Don't worry, you're not alone in this 'thinking up a storm' mode! 🌪️"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the elusive secret weapon of parenthood revealed! 🪑😄 Who knew that all those 'please pay attention' talks could have been replaced with a simple act of relaxation on the sofa? 🙌 Next time you need your child's undivided focus, just channel your inner couch potato and watch the magic happen! 🛋️✨"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs love when you have notifications? 😂📱 Keep refreshing, darling, maybe this time someone other than the spam bots will show you some affection! 💔 #PhoneAddict"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I hate when people stare at me and don’t say anything. I mean, if you want an autograph or a picture just ask.

  Commentary:
  Well, it's like, "Hey, camera-shy, speak or forever hold your peace!" 📸🙊 Don't miss out on your chance for a celebrity encounter just because you've gone into stealth mode! 😂

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