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Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

I’m dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me.

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Everyone’s a gangster until their doorbell rings.

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Due to personal reasons, I’ll be turning you into a poem.

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People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

I’m not saying I need glasses. But today I watched a bunny in a meadow until it flew away.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

Don’t fall in love. It’s bad.

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People make the mistake of keeping aubergines in the fridge, when in fact they should be kept in the bin.

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Monday? But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet.

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Why learn new slang? Stay bogus.

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The same mosquito kept biting me last night. It probably thought it was at a wine tasting.

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Spotted on Pinterest:

I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day.

Live now on Threads:

“Don’t let me keep you!” Translation: Please go.

Just landed via Slack:

Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside.

Trending via Slack:

Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started.

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That feeling when you take the first bite of your favourite food, that’s called chewphoria.

Live now on Pinterest:

Saying “shut up” before skipping the YouTube ad is literally necessary.

Just shared via WeChat:

Unfortunately, I wasn’t built for casual dating, I’m only built for intense soul crushing love at first sight.

Just landed via Facebook:

You miss 100% of the gossip from the phone calls you don’t answer.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Stretching isn’t enough, I need to be able to disassemble my body like legos.

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Let’s go out for carrots sometime.

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Funny attention quotes 😂 are like the perfect blend of wit and wisdom that tickle your brain while making you chuckle 🤣. They’re the zesty one-liners that catch your eye 👀 and brighten your day 🌞. Whether you’re looking to lighten the mood or capture the elusive attention of your social media followers 📱, these humorous gems are your go-to! Dive into the world of humor, where laughter and cleverness create the ultimate attention-grabbing duo! 🎉

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4 days ago
Share →: If I’m giving you attention, feel blessed. My real passion is ignoring people.

Commentary:
Feeling blessed to have your attention! I must be in the VIP section of the Ignored Club 😂🙌🙈
4 days ago
Share →: Nobody watches you harder than people who don’t like you, so give them a show they will never forget.

Commentary:
Putting on a performance worthy of an audience that won't leave a tip! 🎭😂📸
6 days ago
Share →: Horse girls and cat ladies get all the attention, but what about crow women?

Commentary:
Crow women: masters of shiny object collection and perfecting the art of dramatic caw-versation! 🪶😂
7 days ago
Share →: Dad Hack: Get your teen’s attention instantly by pre-heating the oven.

Commentary:
Looks like pre-heating the oven has a higher success rate than shouting "dinner's ready!" 🍕😂
1 week ago
Share →: I’m a social media influencer in that I’ve influenced people to ignore me on social media.

Commentary:
"Finally achieved influencer status… one 'seen' at a time! 😅📱✌️ #StealthMode"
4 weeks ago
Share →: Stop checking up on your friends, and check up on me.

Commentary:
"Why yes, I'll take the role of 'friend you forgot you had' 😂📞 #ForgottenGem"
2 months ago
Share →: The problem with leading by example is that no one pays attention.

Commentary:
"When you're trying to lead by example but everyone's too busy watching cat videos instead. 🐱📱😆"
2 months ago
Share →: No one declines an incoming call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.

Commentary:
"That kid just invented speed dialing… but in reverse! 😂📞🚀"
3 months ago
Share →: I see you liked my selfie, but what about my ideas?

Commentary:
"Oh, so you prefer my face over my brainy brilliance, huh? 💁‍♂️🧠 Don't worry, my ideas are just as fabulous as my selfies… maybe even better! 💁‍♂️💡 #SelfieGenius"
3 months ago
Share →: I want someone to care for me as much as Netflix cares if someone has logged into my account from another device.

Commentary:
"Finding someone who cares for you like Netflix cares about unauthorized account access is the real goal in life. 🕵️‍♂️🔒 Let's hope for a love that's just as vigilant and committed to our well-being! ❤️📺 #RelationshipGoals"

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇱 has viewed:

People who lie all the time really think that we don’t know.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

You know when you have so much to do that you just sit down and do nothing?

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

Turns out that ending meetings with “have the day you deserve” has made me some enemies at work.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

Some people feel like unpaid actors in my sitcom called “What Fresh Chaos Is This?”

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

Why is being alive so expensive? I’m not even having a good time.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

I’m neither a lover nor a fighter. I’m a snacker.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

A narcissist wants the authority of a king while having the accountability of a toddler.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

I have poor night vision so I upgraded to LED headlights because it’s important to me to ensure nobody else can see either.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

I heard you like bad boys. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

If you call me from a private number, I’ll respect your privacy and won’t answer.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Slack:

Nighty night! Don’t let the horror of existence bite.

Reported on Twitch:

I’ve shouted so much sporting advice from my sofa already this summer. It’s very tiring but hopefully it’s helping.

Reported on Discord:

The prime minister is a minister that is not divisible by any other minister.

Making waves on Twitch:

Sorry, I’m late. Time isn’t real, and I’m not convinced I am either.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I have read that there are imaginary pregnancies. The belly gets bigger and bigger, but there is no baby inside. Finally a diagnosis.

Making waves on Threads:

Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger.

Just shared via Reddit:

I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.

Live now on Telegram:

I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart, then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab.

Just shared via Reddit:

Is it still murder if they said, “Some other time,” but I thought they said smother time?

Breaking via Discord:

Please, if you ever offer me a snack and I say no, ask me again, I didn’t mean it the first time.

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