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36 Funny attention quotes

Lately I have the attention span of wait what?

Lately I have the attention span of wait what?

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025
The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable.

The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025
Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025
I hate when people stare at me and don’t say anything. I mean, if you want an autograph or a picture just ask.

I hate when people stare at me and don’t say anything. I mean, if you want an autograph or a picture just ask.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025
I be skipping everyone’s stories but watch mine like 20 times.

I be skipping everyone’s stories but watch mine like 20 times.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025
Good morning. I’m ready for attention now.

Good morning. I’m ready for attention now.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025
I can't stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and retweet if you agree.

I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and retweet if you agree.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025
I can't stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and share if you agree.

I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and share if you agree.

Funny Quotes Feb 2, 2025
Someone yelled "hey, retard!" and I looked back.

Someone yelled “hey, retard!” and I looked back.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, begging for my cat’s attention.

That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, begging for my cat’s attention.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025