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Funny attention quotes πŸ˜‚ are like the perfect blend of wit and wisdom that tickle your brain while making you chuckle 🀣. They’re the zesty one-liners that catch your eye πŸ‘€ and brighten your day 🌞. Whether you’re looking to lighten the mood or capture the elusive attention of your social media followers πŸ“±, these humorous gems are your go-to! Dive into the world of humor, where laughter and cleverness create the ultimate attention-grabbing duo! πŸŽ‰

Please try to schedule meetings around my need for attention.

Posted on4 days ago4 days ago

Nobody talks about the privilege of having a friend who shows interest in your hyperfixations.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Attention to detail is so sexy, study me, baby.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Cheesecake dislikers are attention seekers.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Nonchalant men are not for me. I want mine to have a panic attack if we’re not talking.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Everyone is fighting a battle you don’t know about, except for me. I am complaining loudly about my battle. Everybody knows about it.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If you’re happy and you know it, you’re clearly not paying enough attention.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Imagine hating me, and I’m not even paying attention.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Aura farming in front of old people by not listening to music nor checking my phone.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The more attention you get on this website, the less you enjoy being on it.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m attracted to people that no one pays attention to.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

It’s my birthday, but I’m not gonna post about it for attention like some kind of loser.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

When animals lead you to a place, it’s so cute… like, yes, I’m still following. Thank you for constantly turning around to make sure.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Have nothing to say, I just wanted to appear in your newsfeed.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

If I’m giving you attention, feel blessed. My real passion is ignoring people.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Nobody watches you harder than people who don’t like you, so give them a show they will never forget.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Horse girls and cat ladies get all the attention, but what about crow women?

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Dad Hack: Get your teen’s attention instantly by pre-heating the oven.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I’m a social media influencer in that I’ve influenced people to ignore me on social media.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Stop checking up on your friends, and check up on me.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

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