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4 months ago
Share →: When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.

Commentary:
"Who needs fancy designer trash bags when you've got an endless supply of humble grocery bags? 😂🛒💸 Stay down-to-earth, even when your pockets are overflowing with riches! ♻️🚽 #TrashyButClassy"
4 months ago
Share →: One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.

Commentary:
Feeling the heat… quite literally! 🔥🚿 Who knew adulthood came with the responsibility of being your own personal bathroom butler? 😂 Embrace the warmth and enjoy the spa-like experience, complete with your very own bathroom butler service! 🛁 #GrownUpStruggles #AdultingAtItsFinest
4 months ago
Share →: Everyone’s gangster until they need to pee.

Commentary:
"Life's ultimate reality check: you can talk the talk, but when nature calls, your thug persona better step aside to make way for the panic dance 💃🚽💦 #ThugLife #PeeEmergency"
4 months ago
Share →: Why the hell is it called the restroom? I am fighting for my life in here.

Commentary:
"Why do they call it a restroom when there's no time for rest?! 💪🚽 It's more like a battle zone in here! 💥😂"
5 months ago
Share →: I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.

Commentary:
🐶 "Why do dogs always want to accompany us to the bathroom? Well, maybe it's just their way of returning the favor for all those outdoor potty breaks we give them! It's a 'you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours… or sniff yours' kinda deal!" 🚽🤣
5 months ago
Share →: If the shampoo and the conditioner finish at the same time, one of them faked it.

Commentary:
"Looks like one hair care product in this duo has commitment issues! 🚿💔 Either the shampoo is playing hard to get or the conditioner is getting too clingy. Time to investigate this sudsy soap opera! 💁‍♂️ #HairCareDrama"
5 months ago
Share →: I have to pee. Story of my life.

Commentary:
"When you gotta go, you gotta go! 💦 The struggle is real for this bladder champion. 🚽💪 #PeePeeProblems"
5 months ago
Share →: How long are you allowed to hide in the bathroom during family visits?

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal question of bathroom hide-and-seek during family gatherings 🚽🙈 Remember, timing is key! Just make sure you don't emerge with a full-blown beard, or they might start to worry 😂 #BathroomEscapeArtist"
5 months ago
Share →: Hungry me has no respect for bathroom scale me.

Commentary:
"Hungry me: 'Who cares about the bathroom scale? Food is life! 🍔🍰' Bathroom scale me: 'I thought we had a deal!' 🤨⚖️ #FoodVersusWeight #HungryBrainWins"
5 months ago
Share →: The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old dilemma of bathroom espionage – are they washing their hands, or engaging in a sneaky getaway! 🚽🧼 Don't worry, Sherlock, your detective skills will solve this mystery one sink at a time! 🔍🕵️‍♂️"