17 Funny beat quotes

• Had a fight with an erection this morning. Beat it single-handed.

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  10 hours ago

  beat, erection, fight, humor, joke, morning

• Don’t worry, darling, you won’t break me. Someone already beat you to it.

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  12 hours ago

  beat, break, breakup, coping, heartbreak, humor, love, me, relationship, resilience, sarcasm, someone, witty, worry

• A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

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  21 hours ago

  beat, chess, competition, computer, humor, kickboxing, match, me, once, sport, technology

• The part where the music beat is going from your left ear to the right at different intervals.

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  3 weeks ago

  audio, beat, different, ear, funny observation, going, left, listening, music, observation, rhythm, right, sound, where

• Together, I can beat schizophrenia.

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  2 months ago

  beat, health, humor, i, irony, joke, mental, mental health, schizophrenia, together

• Yesterday, thieves broke into my home. They searched everywhere and found nothing. They beat me up, telling me to work harder.

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  2 months ago

  beat, beating, broke, everywhere, found, harder, home, humor, joke, laziness, me, motivation, nothing, robbery, search, telling, thief, work, yesterday

• Teaching myself ukulele! Neighbor keeping the beat on my wall!

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  2 months ago

  activity, beat, DIY, fun, fun activity, humor, music, myself, neighbor, practice, teaching, ukulele, wall

• I put on my Godzilla costume, then go to the miniature golf course to beat up the windmill.

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  2 months ago

  activity, beat, costume, course, creative, fun, fun activity, Godzilla, golf, humor, i, miniature, miniature golf, playful, put, quirky, windmill

• Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.

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  2 months ago

  beat, distraction, humor, internet, net, procrastination, sleep, surfing, trying

• Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

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  2 months ago

  argue, argument, beat, conflict, experience, humor, idiot, level, logic, wisdom

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