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16 Funny beat quotes

Funny beat quotes bring rhythm and laughter together πŸŽΆπŸ˜‚! Whether you’re a DJ dropping sick beats or just love tapping your foot to the groove, these witty lines will have you smiling and nodding along in no time πŸŽ§πŸ˜„. Perfect for sharing with friends or spicing up your playlist captions, get ready to laugh out loud while feeling the vibe 🎡🀣!

Had a fight with an erection this morning. Beat it single-handed.

Posted on1 week ago1 week ago

Don’t worry, darling, you won’t break me. Someone already beat you to it.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Together, I can beat schizophrenia.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Yesterday, thieves broke into my home. They searched everywhere and found nothing. They beat me up, telling me to work harder.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Teaching myself ukulele! Neighbor keeping the beat on my wall!

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I put on my Godzilla costume, then go to the miniature golf course to beat up the windmill.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.

Posted on6 months ago

Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Posted on6 months ago

Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine.

Posted on6 months ago

If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

Posted on6 months ago

Armed robbers are so weird. Why are you beating me when I don’t have money?

Posted onFeb 24, 2025Feb 24, 2025

Boy, are you a piΓ±ata? Because I have an overwhelming urge to beat you with a stick.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I march to the beat of my own dumb.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Is it better to beat someone to the punch or punch someone to the beat?

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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