Funny beat quotes

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  3 months ago

  View →: Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine.
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  3 months ago

  View →: If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Armed robbers are so weird. Why are you beating me when I don’t have money?
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  4 months ago

  View →: Boy, are you a piñata? Because I have an overwhelming urge to beat you with a stick.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I march to the beat of my own dumb.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Is it better to beat someone to the punch or punch someone to the beat?

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