Funny beat quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.

  Commentary:
  "Dear sleep, you're a reliable old friend, but sorry, my browser history is just too captivating! 🌊🏄‍♂️😴"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

  Commentary:
  "Arguing with an idiot is like trying to teach a fish how to ride a bicycle 🐟🚴‍♂️ Don't get caught in their trap of endless loops and illogicalities! Just smile, wave, and let them dance in their own circus of confusion 🤡💫"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that mastering the art of relaxation and zen could be so competitive? Watch out, this blood pressure machine might just challenge you to a rematch!"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, if you can't beat them, there's always the option to hire a professional beat-maker. Just make sure to check their references first!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Armed robbers are so weird. Why are you beating me when I don’t have money?

  Commentary:
  "Armed robbers really need to brush up on their negotiation skills. It's like, hello, I'm broke, buddy! 💸😂 Maybe they should consider offering financial consultations instead of robbing people! 💼💰"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Boy, are you a piñata? Because I have an overwhelming urge to beat you with a stick.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's feeling a bit 'punchy'! 😂🎉 Maybe it's time to switch from candy to compliments! 🍬😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I march to the beat of my own dumb.

  Commentary:
  "Marching to the beat of your own dumb could lead to some interesting dance moves… or perhaps chaotic stumbling 🤪💃 Just make sure to bring your own unique rhythm section! 🥁🤣"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun.

  Commentary:
  "Life goal: Buy a horse, lose to it in a race, and gallop away laughing at myself 🏇🤣 Who knew losing could be this much fun? #RaceToTheFinishLine"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Is it better to beat someone to the punch or punch someone to the beat?

  Commentary:
  Well, that's a tough question! 🤔 Maybe it depends on if you're more rhythmically inclined or more of a quick thinker. 💃🥊 Just remember, violence is never the answer… unless you're in a dance battle! 💃🕺 #DanceFloorShowdown

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