18 Funny beginning quotes

• Has anyone noticed what it’s beginning to look a lot like?

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  31 minutes ago

  anyone, beginning, Christmas, holiday, humor, lot, noticed, observation, question, season

• Beginning my getting out of bed journey this morning.

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  2 months ago

  bed, beginning, daily, daily routine, getting, getting out of bed, humor, journey, morning, routine

• Remember when the FBI would threaten you at the beginning of every VHS tape? That was pretty cool.

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  2 months ago

  beginning, cool, every, FBI, humor, nostalgia, pretty, remember, retro, security, security warning, tape, threat, threaten, VHS, warning

• I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on the bus do not go round and round.

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  2 months ago

  beginning, bus, humor, observation, perspective, round, think, wheels

• A simple “hi” can be the beginning of two years of therapy.

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  2 months ago

  beginning, conversation, hi, humor, interaction, relationships, simple, social, social interaction, therapy

• Since the beginning of time itself, people have been wondering, what the hell is going on?

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  2 months ago

  absurdity, beginning, confusion, existential, going, hell, humor, life, people, questions, time, wondering

• Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

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  2 months ago

  beginning, cars, deer, front, humor, irony, sacrifice, throw, understand, understanding, wildlife

• At the beginning of a relationship, people call their partner’s odd behavior “cute little quirks”. Some years later, the police call it “motive”.

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  2 months ago

  beginning, behavior, call, cute, cute quirk, humor, later, little, motive, odd, odd behavior, partners, people, police, quirk, quirks, relationship

• You were there at the beginning of the Internet if you’ve heard the following: “Get off the web, I need to make a call!”

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  2 months ago

  beginning, call, communication, following, i, internet, need, nostalgia, technology, web

• It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

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  2 months ago

  beginning, Christmas, cost, expense, festive, holiday, humor, lot, season

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