13 Funny beginning quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  View →: Remember when the FBI would threaten you at the beginning of every VHS tape? That was pretty cool.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on the bus do not go round and round.
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  4 months ago

  View →: A simple “hi” can be the beginning of two years of therapy.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Since the beginning of time itself, people have been wondering, what the hell is going on?
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  4 months ago

  View →: It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.
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  4 months ago

  View →: At the beginning of a relationship, people call their partner’s odd behavior “cute little quirks”. Some years later, the police call it “motive”.
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  4 months ago

  View →: You were there at the beginning of the Internet if you’ve heard the following: “Get off the web, I need to make a call!”
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  4 months ago

  View →: It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Experts say you can make any statement sound more credible by adding ‘experts say’ at the beginning.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Life begins when you can afford it.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Your child learning to say mommy is when your life begins and ends.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I accidentally messed up my life. How do I start a new account?

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