13 Funny beginning quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Remember when the FBI would threaten you at the beginning of every VHS tape? That was pretty cool.

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  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the original 'Skip Intro' that no one dared to fast-forward 😂🔍🎥 #VHSNostalgia"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on the bus do not go round and round.

  Commentary:
  Oh dear passengers, seems like some of you are riding the struggle bus instead of the one with wheels that actually go round and round! 🚌😂 Remember, it's all fun and games until someone tries to reinvent the wheel…literally! 🔄🤪 #LostInTransit

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A simple “hi” can be the beginning of two years of therapy.

  Commentary:
  "A simple 'hi' can be the beginning of two years of therapy. 👋🛋️ Who knew that a casual greeting could lead to such profound self-discovery and introspection? Remember folks, approach with caution! 😂 #TherapyJourney"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Since the beginning of time itself, people have been wondering, what the hell is going on?

  Commentary:
  Ah, the age-old question that has perplexed humanity since the dinosaurs were trying to figure out where to put their tiny arms on formal occasions! 🦖🧐 It seems the universe enjoys keeping us on our toes, leaving us all scratching our heads and pondering the ultimate conundrum: "What in the cosmic chaos is really going on here?" 🌌🤯

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like Santa traded in his sleigh for a money-printing machine! 💸🎅 Remember, dear wallet, 'tis the season to be jolly… and broke! 🎄💸"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old mystery of why deer have such an affinity for playing chicken with cars 🚗🦌 Perhaps they're just trying to make a quick getaway from their daily woodland commute! 🌲😆"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: At the beginning of a relationship, people call their partner’s odd behavior “cute little quirks”. Some years later, the police call it “motive”.

  Commentary:
  "🤔 Ah, the evolution of 'cute little quirks' to 'motive' in a relationship! 🚓 Who knew those quirky habits could one day be under investigation? 😂 Remember, folks, love is wonderful… until it becomes a crime scene! 🔍🕵️‍♂️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You were there at the beginning of the Internet if you’ve heard the following: “Get off the web, I need to make a call!”

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good old days when the internet and landline phones had to battle it out for attention in households! 🕸️☎️ Talk about a power struggle between being connected online and being connected through a phone call. Imagine the chaos when someone wanted to Google something while someone else urgently needed to call grandma! 😂 #InternetNostalgia

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Experts say you can make any statement sound more credible by adding ‘experts say’ at the beginning.

  Commentary:
  "Experts say you can make any statement sound more credible by adding 'experts say' at the beginning. 🤓 So, remember, according to experts, this statement is scientifically proven to enhance your intellectual aura! 🌟 #ExpertAdvice #TrustMeImAnExpert"

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