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16 Funny beginning quotes

Funny beginning quotes are the perfect way to kickstart your day with a smile πŸ˜„βœ¨ Whether you’re diving into a new project or just need a little chuckle to shake off the morning blues, these witty gems will have you laughing out loud 🀣πŸ”₯ Get ready to turn those awkward starts into hilarious moments that set the tone for success and fun! πŸš€πŸŽ‰

You really have to enjoy the way a man is acting in the beginning, because you will never meet that man again.

Posted on6 days ago6 days ago

Beginning of August is always wild because it’s peak summertime, but the veil is so thin, like it’s Halloween.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Beginning my getting out of bed journey this morning.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Remember when the FBI would threaten you at the beginning of every VHS tape? That was pretty cool.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on the bus do not go round and round.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

A simple “hi” can be the beginning of two years of therapy.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Since the beginning of time itself, people have been wondering, what the hell is going on?

Posted onJan 28, 2025

It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

At the beginning of a relationship, people call their partner’s odd behavior “cute little quirks”. Some years later, the police call it “motive”.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

You were there at the beginning of the Internet if you’ve heard the following: “Get off the web, I need to make a call!”

Posted onJan 26, 2025

It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

Posted onJan 26, 20252 months ago

Experts say you can make any statement sound more credible by adding ‘experts say’ at the beginning.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Life begins when you can afford it.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

Your child learning to say mommy is when your life begins and ends.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

I accidentally messed up my life. How do I start a new account?

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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